Demoman responses

General Responses

After Killing More than 2 Enemies in 20 Seconds

• "Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together...IN HELL!"
• "Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle!"
• "How's that feel, ya blockhead?"
• "Ye great, lactating wet nurse!"
• "Bloody brilliant!"

After Killing More than 5 Enemies in 20 Seconds

• "You're all bloody dead!"
• "In your language; 'Eat lead laddies!'"
• "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs!"

Kill Assist

• "We did it, mate!"
• "I didn't need ye help, ya know."

Domination of a Single Opponent

• [Laughter]

Domination of Two Opponents

• [Gleeful Laughter]

Domination of Three or More Opponents

• [Gleeful Laughter]

Revenge Kill

• "They're goin' to bury whats left of ye in a soup can!"
• "I had me good eye on ye the whole time!"

Teleportation

• "Thanks fer the ride!"
• "Thanks, lad!"

Healed by Medic

• "Aye, thanks doc!"
• "Thank ye, doctor!"
• "Thanks, doc!"

After Capturing Intelligence/Control Point

• "Keep it up, lads!"
• "Guts and glory, lads!"
• "Now it's our flippin' point, hehah!"
• "Aye, that's the way ye do it! Hehah!"
• "Time to get bluttered!"
• "That'll teach 'em!"

Attacking, Control Point Unoccupied

• "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit!"
• "Stand on the point, ya git!"

Defense

• "That was my point you were standin' on!"
• "Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point."
• "Bloody brilliant!"
• "Imagine if I hadn't been drunk!"
• "I don't think they saw that one comin'!"
• [Triumphant laughter] (two variations)

Match Start

• "Freeeedooooom!"
• "Hae at 'em, lads!" (Translation- "Have at them, lads!")
• "Get 'am, Boyos!"
• "Kill 'em aall!"
• "Leeeeet's do iiiiit!"
• "Aigheaght's the way to do it!"
• "Come on!"

Match Win

• "We...did it."
• "Iluvevery, single... one of ye...not you."
• "Imagine if I hadn't been drunk!"
• "We did it, hehah!"
• "See? I told ye they were a buncha' wee lasses!"
• "I don't think they saw that one comin'!"
• "If I wasn' the man I was i'd kiss ye!"
• "It's a fine thing, lads, heheh."

Match Loss/Sudden Death

• "Boooooooo!"
• "Hsssssss!"
• "I'm drunk- you don't have an excuse!" [Slurred]
• "I feel like every bone in me body's broke!"
• "I did what I could!"
• "Ooooh, I've realllly hit rock bottom." [Slurred]
• "Thankfully I already don't remember this." [Slurred]
• "Bloody Hell!"
• "Buck up, lads! We'll get 'em next time."
• "I almost joined their bloody team!"
• "We're a sorry buncha' losers!"

Match Draw

• "That wasn't supposed ta' happen!"
• "Aye, what just happened?"
• "Ugggghhh..."
• "Ya' bleedin' idiots!"

Set on Fire

• "Fiiiireeeeeeeee!"
• "Fire, fire, fire!"
• "Ah'm burnin'!"

Destruction/s

• "Kablooie!"
• "Ka-boooom"

Dominating a Scout

• "DOMINATED, Twinkletoes!"
• "Dominated, ya wee scampering windbag!"
• "Dominated, tiny man!"
• "Don't come wide with ME, ya pint-sized mutt!"
• "You're like a little bunny... scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries!"
• "You're so bloody TINY! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!"
• "Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad."
• "Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are!"

Dominating a Soldier

• "DOMINATED! Hahahahahaha."
• "I'll notify yer next o' kin... that ya sucked!"
• "Hey, Private Haircut... I might o' taken a bit too much off... YOUR HEAD!"
• "Mother o' mercy! Now THAT is a bloody domination!"
• "Lot o' good that soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!"

Dominating a Pyro

• "You've brought shame on yer people, you mumblin' devil."
• "Go home, lassie. MEN are fightin' here!"
• "Go to hell and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!"
• "Burn, in, hell!"

Dominating a Demoman

• "Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!"
• "Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!"
• "It is the Dominatening!"
• "Welcome to the Dominatening!"

Dominating a Heavy

• "DOMINATED, ya grease-drippin' pork pie!
• "Ohhh... there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven."
• "DOMINATED, ya blubbery Bolshevik!"
• "Awww.... there's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!"
• "Little too much caber-tossing pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby?"

Dominating an Engineer

• "Don't hide behind your toys, lad!"
• "You're weak. I'm strong. AND I WIN, TOYMAKER!"
• "That's a right pretty bra-washer you built, you big ugly girl!"
• "You come wide with me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse!"
• "Go on and build more o' yer little guns. I'll shove every one of them up yer arse!"
• "If you were huntin' trouble, lad... ya found it."

Dominating a Medic

• "DOMINATED, you Teutonic nursemai-(belches) Ahh... hah."
• "How's that 'Doing no harm' workin' out for ya, then?"
• "DOMINATED! ...And I been shaggin' yer wife! Ahah!"
• "I dominate ya, Sawbones!"

Dominating a Sniper

• "Perfect bloody domination, ya campy weasel!"
• "DOMINATED, ya headshottin' Judas!"
• "I hate you campers, EVERYBODY bloody hates you!"
• "It's lads like you that give war a bad name!"

Dominating a Spy

• "Dominated, ya alley-skulking backstabber!"
• "You're a back pokin' snake, and by God you'll die like one!"
• "I hope I didn't scare ya with my face-to-face MAN fighting!"

Class-Specific Reponses

Badly Wounded

• "Oh, that smarts."

Melee Kill

• "Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!"

3 or More Sticky Bomb Kills in 20 Seconds

• "Couldn' y'see the bloody bombs?"
• "You appear to have trodden on a mine!"
• "An' that's whatcha get for touchin' that."
• "Bloody 'ell, those ones were mah favorites!"
• "Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!"

Eyelander Whispers

(Note- these are spoken by the Eyelander when equipped and in use.)

1. Hit
   • "Head!"
   • "Head."
   • "Head!"
   • "Head!"
   • "Head..."
   • "Head..."
   • "Head!"
   • "HEAD."
   • "Head!"
   • "Head!"
2. Idle
   • "Heads heads heads..."
   • "Heaaaaaads...heads heads heads heads"
   • "Heads...heads heads heads..."
   • "Heaaaaaaaaads..."
   • "Heads...heads heads heads..."
   • "Heads heads heads heads!"
   • "Heaaaads."
   • "Heads heads heads heaaaaaads..."
   • "Heaaaaaaaaaaaads..."
   • "Heads. Heads. HEADS. Heaaaaaaaads..."
   • "Heads heads heads."
   • "Heads heads heads..."
   • "Heads heads heads..."
   • "HEADS heads heads..."
   • "Heads heads heads heads heads heads..."

Unused Responses

Unknown Condition

• "I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid!"
• "Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch!"
• "I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!"
• "You're makin' me very cross!"
• "I'm gonna blast ya into thin gruel!"
• "Oh they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley with cats lickin' at ch'ya!"
• "Not one of ya's going to survive this!"
• "Oooohhh, I'm gonna liquefy ya!" (silently)
• "I'm gonna strangle you with mah bare hands!"

Eyelander Kill

• "There can be only one! Aye!"
• "There can be only one!"

Gibberish

• "...yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen."
• (...belch)
• "...I love ya man..."
• "Any of you think yer better 'n me you're not a thing..."
• "...the BOTH of ya on you..."
• (said while weeping) "...just a one-eyed bloody monster..."
• (more weeping)
• "..."
• "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you."
• (belching and weeping)
• "It's on! It's on like (falls asleep, then wakes up)."
• "Just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and I'm not given' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with YOUR tickets (laughs and snorts)."
• "...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town"