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On the Youtube page itself, make a "pin" comment stating that: "There was a problem with rendering the video that was not noticed prior to publishing to Youtube, we apologize." [[File:User Gabrielwoj Signature Icon.png|15px|Headphones style when?|link=User:Gabrielwoj]] - [[File:User Gabrielwoj Signature 1.png|link=User:Gabrielwoj]] ▪ [[File:User Gabrielwoj Signature 2.png|link=Special:Contribs/Gabrielwoj]] - [[File:User Gabrielwoj Signature 3.png|link=User talk:Gabrielwoj]] 12:06, 31 January 2024 (UTC)}}
 
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{{Team Fortress Wiki:April Fools' Day/Future/Suggestion
 
{{Team Fortress Wiki:April Fools' Day/Future/Suggestion

Revision as of 19:28, 3 March 2024


Instructions

You are free to work on whatever you want as long as it follows the rules.

Important: Unlike previous events, if no ongoing effort is made towards the actual event, it will be postponed. Acceptable ideas may be considered for future events, but please keep in mind that a collaborative effort is necessary to make the April Fools' event happen.

Please see our previous events to get a sense of what we're looking for:

Update procedure

The April Fools' Day event will begin at 00:00 UTC+0 on April 1st and terminate at 00:00 UTC+0 on April 2nd.

On April 1st (UTC+0):

  • Editors: Move April Fools' content to the main namespace.
  • Staff: Publish any YouTube videos and related content.
  • Staff: Update protected pages, e.g. {{Updates}}, {{Trending topics}}

On April 2nd (UTC+0):

Acceptable content

The following is allowed:

  • Original content
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    • Items from the Steam Workshop are only accepted with the creator's express consent.
    • To avoid concerns of bias, Workshop items should either be original (created for this event and then published on the Workshop) or at least 5 years old.
  • Content based on other Valve games
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Adding new ideas

  1. Check to see if your ides satisfies the criteria listed under Guidelines for April Fools' Events and Acceptable content.
  2. Create a new section to the Ideas section below.

Note: If your proposal introduces a new item or game mechanic, you or someone must write a wiki article about it.

Voting

  1. Vote for your preferred ideas by posting a Pictogram plus.png + ({{c|+}}) or Pictogram minus.png - ({{c|-}}) in topic.
  2. Upon reaching 5 Pictogram plus.png + votes, please update Project status tracking and start working on it.
    1. To create a sandbox page, please make it a subpage of this one (e.g., /Future/April 1, 2024 Patch, /Future/Main Page etc.) and add __NOINDEX__ to it.

Note: Judges (Wiki Admins) have the authority to veto or approve ideas as needed.

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Use this section to keep track of approved ideas.

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Ideas

Section: Main Page / Wiki Theme

Post your Main page ideas below. Please try to provide detailed explanations of your ideas and/or make a concept (you can do so on your user space or by editing an image).

For inspiration, check out:

Main Page ideas

Luno's ideas

Status  Pending review. Please vote and discuss.
Votes   Pictogram plus.png 3 – Pictogram minus.png 1

In the vein of the popularity of running popular games or historical events through a translator to obtain funny reactions,
The main page of the wiki would receive its text (except language bar text) changed from a pool of X randomized variants that would have been passed ahead of time through a hyper-translator 50–100 times or more (keeping only the results that are funny).
The language selection bar would have the current selected language being Australian instead of English. Below all the languages would be a notice informing in English that the viewer might want to click on a link present in the notice if they don't understand anything, bringing them back to the normal page, and cite between parenthesis that it may be due to lack of virility and a mustache in general.

Example: The Über Update is a major content update for Team Fortress 2 and was released on June 23, 2011 Patch. It was heralded as "The biggest, most ambitious update in the history of Team Fortress 2." Similar to other major updates, such as the Sniper vs. Spy Update and the Engineer Update, the Über Update followed a four-day-long system of daily content previews, the last of which featured the release of Meet the Medic.
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Turns into: It was completely Up here is a major update released on June 23, 2011. It is called "the most big and fast" in the history of Army Squad 2. Technology has changed and improved, the It was completely Up here also includes the Meet the Medic app, which is supported in a four-day trial program.

Luno 🪐🌕 Talk / Contributions / Team 00:46, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

I think this classifies as a main page idea? (If so, please move it to the section "Main Page")
50-100 results in unreadable text from my testing, but if you manage to get something usable (and funny) from that, it would be great. — Tark 16:01, 30 January 2024 (UTC)
We could also make Australian a (new) obvious selectable language if we don't want it on by default by using an icon or bigger font.
In the meantime, I could store results in a publicly open One Drive (or Sandbox page). The idea behind bad translation is to be surprising, widely different from the original text, but still sort of get the point across, like Heavy turning into Fatty and so on. It takes a few runs to get good text, and it's easier in small chunks.
Luno 🪐🌕 Talk / Contributions / Team 16:30, 30 January 2024 (UTC)
Here is a link to the mockup, currently without bad translations. Luno 🪐🌕 Talk / Contributions / Team 18:25, 30 January 2024 (UTC)
Wondering if this joke can be applied to other languages.--祝编安/All the best
||| BEUFK the nonsense - contrib. - have a talk
It might happen, though that would be up to whoever is capable of putting a page together. I'd take care of the French page in that case; all supported languages would probably have a striketrough with a funny comment. It would have to be easily editable, since the current main page is a huge spaghetti of templates. Luno 🪐🌕 Talk / Contributions / Team 20:50, 31 January 2024 (UTC)
I'm in :) Profiteer the tryhard (talk|contribute) 09:22, 1 February 2024 (UTC)

Section: Fake patch

Post your fake patch ideas below. Please remember that if you're suggesting a new item or feature, you should be able to write an article about it. While throwaway ideas are fun, wiki events should be focused on wiki work.

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Patch ideas

Status  Rejected  (Staff comment: Rejected due to the "Wingdings" text. Be nice. 🤦)
Voted by  GrampaSwood, Andrew360, Gabrielwoj
  • My idea is a fake patch.
    • A new wave in MVM is added with Freddy Fazbear and co. attacking the mercy Pictogram plus.png 1 - Pictogram minus.png 2
    • Pyro is now an scp, specifically scp 69. Pictogram plus.png 1 - Pictogram minus.png 2
    • Medic x Heavy is canon Pictogram plus.png 2 - Pictogram minus.png 1
    • ✋︎ 🕆︎🏱︎👎︎✌︎❄︎☜︎👎︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☹︎⚐︎👍︎✌︎☹︎✋︎☪︎✌︎❄︎✋︎⚐︎☠︎ ☞︎✋︎☹︎☜︎💧︎ ☹︎⚐︎☹︎ Pictogram plus.png 1 - Pictogram minus.png 2
    • ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎ 👌︎☹︎✋︎☪︎☪︎✌︎☼︎👎︎ ☜︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☼︎❄︎✌︎✋︎☠︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ Pictogram plus.png 0 - Pictogram minus.png 3
    • I̵ ̴h̶a̴v̷e̵ ̸p̵l̴a̷c̷e̷d̵ ̸a̵ ̴l̸a̶n̸d̷ ̷m̷i̵n̶e̵ ̷i̴n̶ ̵y̵o̵u̶r̶ ̷h̴o̶u̸s̵e̵ Pictogram plus.png 1 - Pictogram minus.png 2
    • 01010000 01101111 01101111 01110000 01111001 00100000 01001010 01101111 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01100011 01100011 01101001 01100100 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 Pictogram plus.png 1 - Pictogram minus.png 2

Light Weapons Guy (talk) 20:23, 18 January 2024 (UTC)

Wat.Tark 16:01, 30 January 2024 (UTC)
I voted them. I'm highly against the second Wingdings one, we should probably avoid mentioning real-world companies like that, especially one with a game very similar to TF2. Headphones style when? - User Gabrielwoj Signature 1.pngUser Gabrielwoj Signature 2.png - User Gabrielwoj Signature 3.png 23:03, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

Voted by  GrampaSwood, Cheddar, Andrew360, Gabrielwoj, Profiteer
  • Players consume 1 Refined Metal per step. Pictogram plus.png 4 - Pictogram minus.png 1
    • If you have run out of your metal, your weapons are acceptable for us too.
  • Introducing : Pictogram plus.png 2 - Pictogram minus.png 3
    • Blind Mode: Your screen turns dark throughout the whole game.
    • Deaf Mode: All sound effects are disabled.
    • Dumb Mode: Players no longer use Voice command etc.
      • The above is enabled by default.

祝编安/All the best
||| BEUFK the nonsense - contrib. - have a talk 06:59, 12 January 2024 (UTC)

I find the idea of using metal per step funny, I'd make a further explanation where slower classes consume less metal. Heavies could use 1 scrap per step, and Scout keep the 1 refined. Headphones style when? - User Gabrielwoj Signature 1.pngUser Gabrielwoj Signature 2.png - User Gabrielwoj Signature 3.png 23:03, 30 January 2024 (UTC)



Voted by  GrampaSwood, Andrew360, Cheddar, Gabrielwoj
  • The sweet surprise update
    • Added the Candy Apple for the Heavy. Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 1
    • Added the Candy Crocket for the Soldier. Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 1
    • Added the Waffle Cone skin cosmetic for the Soldier. Pictogram plus.png 4 - Pictogram minus.png 0
    • Updated the Lollichop to prevent "crashes". Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 1
    • Pyroland now works on all maps. Pictogram plus.png 4 - Pictogram minus.png 0
    • Updated the Pyro's giblet models to give them an extra kidney upon death. Pictogram plus.png 0 - Pictogram minus.png 1
    • Updated the Faerie Solitaire Pin with a unique stat; 10+ jump height when equipped in the secondary weapon slot. Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 1
    • Updated the Second Banana to have enemy players slip on them when dropped by Heavy. Pictogram plus.png 4 - Pictogram minus.png 0
    • Downdated the Localization Files. Pictogram plus.png 4 - Pictogram minus.png 0

ShadowMan44 (talk) 22:55, 29 January 2024 (UTC)

I have nothing much to add other than that I added a missing "pro" and "cons" to the Pyro's gib models one. Headphones style when? - User Gabrielwoj Signature 1.pngUser Gabrielwoj Signature 2.png - User Gabrielwoj Signature 3.png 23:03, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

Voted by  GrampaSwood, Gabrielwoj
  • Fake patch or undocumented change.
  • It is no longer possible for Soldier to pick up dropped Mad Milk and use it as a banner item. Pictogram plus.png 0 - Pictogram minus.png 2
    • Fixed Soldier being able to pick up and consume Mad Milk dropped by a Scout on death, this was not intended. Pictogram plus.png 0 - Pictogram minus.png 0 - Pictogram info.png version 2
  • Fixed not being able to play Team Fortress 2 from the International Space Station or Moon due to missing netcode feature support. Pictogram plus.png 1 - Pictogram minus.png 1
  • Medic can now quickly re-assemble his teammates back together if he can find all the required gibs. Pictogram plus.png 0 - Pictogram minus.png 0

Luno 🪐🌕 Talk / Contributions / Team 01:07, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

The first one is such a niche reference lol. Headphones style when? - User Gabrielwoj Signature 1.pngUser Gabrielwoj Signature 2.png - User Gabrielwoj Signature 3.png 23:03, 30 January 2024 (UTC)
Maybe if I had worded it as "Soldier being able to drink-" It would have worked better I guess, thing is when I first noticed that in the video I couldn't stop laughing for quite a while. Luno 🪐🌕 Talk / Contributions / Team 23:52, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

Voted by  Profiteer, GrampaSwood, Gabrielwoj
  • Raised -unrestricted_maxplayers limit to 1000 (feature is now even more unsupported). Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Added Saxton Hale as a playable class for all game modes. Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Added controller support for the Wii Balance Board. Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Crates now have a 100% chance of unboxing a Self-Made item. Pictogram plus.png 2 - Pictogram minus.png 1
  • Added Battle Royale as a game mode in Casual mode. Pictogram plus.png 2 - Pictogram minus.png 1
  • Automatically added 'unbindall' to autoexec.cfg. Pictogram plus.png 2 - Pictogram minus.png 1
  • Updated the engine to Source 3. Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Added Walkway to Competitive mode. Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Removed ÜberCharge. Pictogram plus.png 2 - Pictogram minus.png 1
  • Added Role Queue to Casual mode. Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Removed every single localization file. Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 0

Andrew360 Edit icon.png Speech typing.png Photo Badge Decal Example.png 00:56, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

Very good ones, although I think a Battle Royale mode was already made in a previous fake patch note, so I voted as a con. Headphones style when? - User Gabrielwoj Signature 1.pngUser Gabrielwoj Signature 2.png - User Gabrielwoj Signature 3.png 23:03, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

Voted by  Tark, Gabrielwoj, Profiteer, Andrew360
  • Renamed Unusual and Strange to Ordinary and Very Regular. They're not unusual or strange anymore, it's been 10 years, guys. Pictogram plus.png 3 - Pictogram minus.png 1
  • The Demoman has sobered up, resulting in the following changes: Pictogram plus.png 4 - Pictogram minus.png 0
    • The Bottle and Scottish Handshake has been replaced with a glass of milk.
    • Flying above 15 meters in the air causes the Demoman to scream due to his fear of heights.
    • Voice lines no longer randomly cut out due to the Demoman falling asleep.
    • He no longer tries to drink from a pan or a sign.
    • The Ullapool Caber can now be thrown, like a sober person would...
  • Fixed a bug that caused German translations to show up in English (e.g. "OverCharge" appearing as "ÜberCharge", "The Superhuman" appearing as "Ze Übermensch"). Pictogram plus.png 4 - Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Fixed a bug that caused trucks on maps to not be driveable. Pictogram plus.png 4 - Pictogram minus.png 0

The preceding unsigned comment was added by GrampaSwood (talk) • (contribs) 2024-01-30, 16:01 UTC

Saw this as an "early access exclusive look only to Patrons™", these are very good ones and I like them. Headphones style when? - User Gabrielwoj Signature 1.pngUser Gabrielwoj Signature 2.png - User Gabrielwoj Signature 3.png 23:03, 30 January 2024 (UTC)


Mikado282's ideas

Status  Accepted
Votes   Pictogram plus.png 5 – Pictogram minus.png 0

  • Lego Update
Legofy the characters and some of the items.
It would probably be a lot of work to make Legofied versions one or two of the more notable taunts and Meet the Teams, but funny. (I'm thinking "Meet the Sniper" with a Legofied Sniper would be a natural.) (Or a stop action "Meet the Heavy" with actual Legos)
  • 90% Gib odds with Lego gibs when Lego cosmetics are equipped.

M I K A D O 282 ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙ ⊙⊙ ⊙⊙ (Contact Mikado282 (SM)) | (contribs) (Help Wanted!) 02:49, 2 May 2023 (UTC)

Light Weapons Guy's ideas

Status  Pending review. Please vote and discuss.
Votes   Pictogram plus.png 2 – Pictogram minus.png 0

  • My idea is We make a fake weapon article for The gaster blaster from Undertale and a fake class about sans?

Light Weapons Guy (talk) 13:58, 11 January 2024 (UTC)

Slimyboi500's ideas

Status  Rejected  (Staff comment: Something original would be better suited.)
Votes   Pictogram plus.png 0 – Pictogram minus.png 2

  • My idea is a new weapon called the Full-Zatoichi, a weapon based on this video:

--Slimyboi500 User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Wrench IMG.png Steam Steam tray.png 23:12, 29 January 2024 (UTC)

I like it, but since it has already been done by someone else, I don't think using an existing idea is very good.
We could certainly put a twist on this idea, like "No-Zatoichi" (GrampaSwood's suggestion) or something like that. — Tark 16:01, 30 January 2024 (UTC)

Status  Pending review. Please vote and discuss.
Votes   Pictogram plus.png 0 – Pictogram minus.png 0

New idea: The Pootis Gun. It is a secondary weapon for the Heavy has the following attributes:
Pictogram info.png  Firing it makes Heavy do the High Noon kill taunt,
Pictogram plus.png  No ammo needed
Pictogram minus.png  No Random Critical hits
It may get rejected, but what the hell?


Slimyboi500 User Slimyboi500 Profile.jpg Talk Speech voice.png Contribs Wrench IMG.png

Steam Steam tray.png 16:52, 31 January 2024 (UTC)

Gabrielwoj's Ideas

Status  Pending review. Please vote and discuss.
Votes   Pictogram plus.png 3 – Pictogram minus.png 0

I suggest that we make a fake page for a new weapon, but, with a twist. We could perhaps ask for a Workshop creator for permission to use their model, and... try to find a weapon that looks similar from Typical Colors 2, the Roblox TF2-demake. On their Wiki, they actually make Weapon Demonstration videos just like we do here, and what I was thinking is quite hilarious. I was thinking in asking that Wiki's permission to use their demonstration videos, but edit a little bit:

  • The video starts as normal, with the loadout screen showing up the new weapon, the class holding the new weapon, new backpack icon and stats. This would look like TF2 and not TC2;
    • This would be the only part that would be "new", we would need to create ourselves the footage with a custom backpack icon, custom stats, and import the model from the Workshop creator.
  • As soon as the gameplay starts, it's actually footage of Typical Colors 2 and not TF2, with the new weapon being demonstrated;
  • Perhaps edit the TC2's Wiki videos to include sound effects instead of the music. Maybe include TF2 sound effects instead, but keep the Roblox graphics and gameplay intact;
  • It ends in the same way with that "movie reel" sound effect and fade.

On the Youtube page itself, make a "pin" comment stating that: "There was a problem with rendering the video that was not noticed prior to publishing to Youtube, we apologize." Headphones style when? - User Gabrielwoj Signature 1.pngUser Gabrielwoj Signature 2.png - User Gabrielwoj Signature 3.png 12:06, 31 January 2024 (UTC)

6162's ideas

Status  Pending review. Please vote and discuss.
Votes   Pictogram plus.png 0 – Pictogram minus.png 0

  • My idea is .... The Cryptocurrency Update.

This will be a fake update page that generally makes fun of crypto and references memes about crypto.

6162 (talk) 19:27, 3 March 2024 (UTC)