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Me editing the wiki

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Hi, I'm a 22-year-old Dutch moderator on the Wiki, I very rarely translate pages nowadays but I can always help. I've also done images and demonstrations in the past (big shoutout to ThatHatGuy for lending me taunts). Currently I moderate the Recent Changes log and do some other things here and there. I have been playing this game since 2013 and I still love it as much as I did back then, if not more. I joined the Wiki on the 12th of April in 2018 and became a moderator on the 8th of July 2020. As of 31st of August 2022, I also approve Demonstration videos. I made the concept behind Bird's Eye Viewer, co-hosted Cap that Cup/Charity with a few other Wiki users, and made a community fix. Once described as sounding like a nerd.
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I'd always prefer my talk page if you need to contact me, however, if you are having issues with talk pages you can also contact me on:

  • Discord: grampaswood, no friend request needed.
  • Steam: Leave a comment here, I don't add people for one-off questions.
  • IRC: The Wiki's own IRC channel, DMs or in the public channel works. My nickname is "GrampaSwood". I may have a + in front of my name depending on the client you use.
  • E-mail: E-mail me.
I help anytime
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I will save you the scrolling, but literally every Merasmus voice line is a gem, I love that wizard.
The burning you feel? It is shame.
— Heavy
Fear me! Poop! Poop in your pumpkin pants!
— Merasmus
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58%  
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Show Me Your War Face!
Create a damn fine user page.

VasyaTheWizard Wikichievement unlocked!
Your userpage looks super hot.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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It's the Little Things...
Provide a large amount of edits whose primary goals are to correct grammar, punctuation, etc.

Goodjob Wikichievement unlocked!
Minor correction.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Photo Bomb
Continuously upload and add screenshots to articles.

Gabrielwoj Wikichievement unlocked!
Good job on your images so far, especially your First-Person Festivized ones. Please continuing doing so, who knows you'll get a second one after more contributions?
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Oilin' the Cogs
Participate heavily in the Team Fortress Wiki community.

Fiat Seicento Wikichievement unlocked!
Giving me password and advice on some side. Also Random (crit)icizing me.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Videographer
Create a video for the Weapon Demonstration project which gets added to the official YouTube channel.

Thedop Wikichievement unlocked!
Made a demonstration that went official.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Audiophile
Contribute significantly to the files of the audio category.

ThatHatGuy Wikichievement unlocked!
For single-handedly creating the Davy Jones responses page, and the effort that went into extracting lines baked into the files of Cursed Cove, as well as detailing lines unused in-game, you've earned yourself a real pirate's treasure: two gold doubloons! I mean, uh -- the audiophile thing. Give me back my doubloons.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Frontier Notice
Create new pages for recent contents and updates, keeping the Wiki up to date.

Tark. Wikichievement unlocked!
A lil bit earlier, but thank you for all your contributions on the new pages!

Take your reward! Your eternal reward! Just to be clear though, Merasmus is not guaranteeing this thing forever. If it breaks within thirty days, fine, bring it back. After that, you're on your own!
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Parlez-Vous Français?
Provide help translating the Team Fortress Wiki to your language.

VasyaTheWizard. Wikichievement unlocked!
Dutch translation has been one of your main tasks here throughout time, I'm honestly not sure how/why you didn't have this one already. Thanks for helping more people understand the Wiki!
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Credit to Team
Collaborate with other users on a project.

ThatHatGuy Wikichievement unlocked!
For spearheading splitting the Robot Parts pages down to a singular article, with my help. You know what they say, cleanliness is next to managerliness.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Helping Hand
Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination.

Fokuskii Wikichievement unlocked!
Thanks for helping me with Demonstration, editing and many many other tips.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Quick Draw
Moderate the Recent Changes queue and quickly revert vandalism and low-quality edits.

HitlineMiamo Wikichievement unlocked!
Can't help but notice that you've been keeping a close eye on the Recent Changes log. VERY close. You undid several low-effort edits on the Youtube page within four minutes. Keep up the good work!
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Helping Hand
Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination.

Lexzach Wikichievement unlocked!
Where do I even start? Grampa Swood has by far been the most helpful user helping me with the Wiki. Anytime I had any sort of question, yes even the really stupid ones, they would either tell me how to do what I was trying to accomplish, or told me about the resources on the Wiki that explain how to do it, that I would have never found by myself. I can say beyond any doubt that if it were not for Swood, I would not be even close to the knowledge or editing capability of the Wiki that I currently am at (or not even doing Wiki editing at all). The Wiki hit the nail on the head by making Swood a staff member of the Wiki, as they are an amazing mentor and someone to fall back to for assistance with the Wiki. tysm Swood!
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Helping Hand
Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination.

Yossef Wikichievement unlocked!
Honestly I don't have words to express my gratitude, you've always been kind to me and you are always there for any help that I need. Hope I can return the favor one day and make the same impact that you made on me.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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The Trivial Inquisition
Carefully moderate new trivia additions based on the value they add to the article.

Epsilonal Wikichievement unlocked!
You've moderated almost every single trivia edit I've ever seen - nothing gets past you. You consistently keep the Trivia section high quality, while also being lightning fast to catch every stray edit that doesn't fit the Wiki's standards.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Helping Hand
Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination.

Profiteer Wikichievement unlocked!
Continuously improve my work in English section, thx m8
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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3D Wizard
Create a 3D image for the 3D Models project.

Gabrielwoj Wikichievement unlocked!
Well, you shall receive one as well. Getting the 3D image creator program to work ain't an easy job, but you managed it! Your Shahanshah's 3D views are looking good! Hope to see more from ye.
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Bloody Merry
Spread happiness on your journey throughout the Team Fortress Wiki.

Wookipan Wikichievement unlocked!
What can I say, you're a cool guy (cringy at times but aren't we all?), and you've definitely got some good vibes! And as a fellow staffer, I sincerely appreciate your activity. Cheers!
Tarkchievement Awarded by Reason
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Keep Trying Later
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Tark Wikichievement unlocked!
Given to the brave souls who pour their hearts into surviving the great server hiccups of 2023.
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The Mann of Honor
Do you like Slimy's edits? No? Then you will NOT earn this Slimychievement!

Slimyboi500
December 8th, 2023
You've earned it, my friend
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The Discussion Dominator
Constantly follow Slimy everywhere.

Slimyboi500
December 8th, 2023
You have followed me everywhere.
Slimychievement Awarded by Reason
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I Know Everything!
Complete Slimy's Ultamite TF2 Quiz.

Slimyboi500
January 12, 2024
Good one mate!
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Rank: Server-Clearing
Kills: 3676


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Rank: Hale's Own
Kills: 9707


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This user is a big fan of the interrobang in punctuation.
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Dead Heat Icon.png As of 19 March, 2024,
I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 5 years, 11 months, 7 days (since 12 April, 2018).


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This user participated in creating the celebration image for 100,000 registered users!
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User GrampaSwood Tarnished.png This user is a lowly Tarnished, playing as a lord.
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“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
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“Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!”
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“Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!”
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“Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”
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