Slimy's littler corner of stupidity (yes i did steal from you payn)

Slimyboi500
Basic information
Type:
Gender:	Male
Native language:	English, Khmer, Spanish
Age:	Why do you want to know, creep?
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:
Favourite maps:
Favourite weapons:
Contact information
Steam page:	Slimyboi500

“

I just bagged the world's fattest man template! Click to listen — The Sniper... ruining a template?

”

RIP

All of these items here have been stolen. Please support me. Current Supporter: ♥Julie♥

Unremarkable Smalltown Bringdown Panic Attack Civilian Grade Shotgun (Field-Tested) Unremarkable Stat Clock Attached Kills: 21	Mann Co. Supply Crate Key (x3) Level 5 Tools	Taunt: The Schadenfreude Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt
Taunt: Square Dance Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt	Taunt: Neck Snap Level 1 - 100 Special Taunt

Welcome, Random Person!

I am a Sniper main named Slimyboi500, but you can call me "Slimy", "Slimyboi", or "Tark's son". I am a geek who likes (LOVES): Minecraft, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Battle For Dream Island, Attack on Titan, Eminem, And of course, TF2. Now, I don't just care about how good the wiki looks, I care about the people who view it. I want information to be as accurate as possible. I want people to feel good when going on the wiki. Current Status: Awake

User Boxes

Team Fortress Wiki This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor. This user watches the Recent Changes log. This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits. As of 27 April, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 6 months, 29 days (since 28 September, 2023). (...) This user tends to leave no summary with their edits. Sorry. {{ }} This user knows how to edit templates and can create them too. This user contributes to the 3D Models Project. This user says "Be efficient when you edit." This user says, "Spy's revertin' mah edit!". This user knows how to make User Boxes! This user is civilian. This User Page Is Garbage! This user is a MeeM. This user has made over 1,000 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki! This user has been an editor of the Team Fortress Wiki for 212 days. Team Fortress 2 This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2. This user is an employee of RED. This user constantly calls for MEDIC! This user is a piss sniper. "Jarate!" This user is a Fat Scout. "All of you are dead!" This user is credit to team?... “Nope” This user needs a dispenser here! This user knows how to use Source Filmmaker. This user hates Pyro. This user has never completed an entire tour in Mann Up, which means he is a 0 tour noob. This user loves when their shots are random crits, but hates being killed by them. "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best." This user knows how to make a grilled cheese. This user is a Sniper. “Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!” This user prefers a balanced team of mercenaries. This user plays TF2 with a mouse. Items This user loves to trade items. This user owns the Frying Pan. This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: June 14, 2023 (16:46:56) This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge. This user owns a Strange Apoco-Fists. Rank: Mildly Menacing Kills: 49 This user owns a Strange Neon Annihilator. Rank: Unremarkable Underwater kills: 7 This user owns a Genuine Prinny Machete. This user has a Party Hat painted Zepheniah's Greed This user owns a Happy Soul Gargoyle! Souls collected: 3933 This user cannot count to three. This user wants a Wiki Cap. Updates This user witnessed the Summer 2023 update! This user witnessed the Scream Fortress 2023 update! This user witnessed the Smissmas 2023 update! This user just wants to witness an update. Personal This user overuses user boxes. This user is one ugly motherfucker. This user is a fan of BFDI. This user's hope is deteriorating. This user has a YouTube channel, but doesn't want you to find it too easily. This user has a Wikipedia account, which can be found here. Languages/Region This user learns his Spanish on Duolingo. Don't lose your streak! This user is American, pardner! This user is Cambodian, ស្វាគមន៍. en This user has a native understanding of English. es-1 Este usuario tiene un conocimiento básico del español. Gaming This user has played Geometry Dash but has never beaten a single demon level. This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction. This user uses Opera GX as his web browser. This user has a Steam profile, which can be found here.

Favorite class loadouts

[hide]My loadouts!

•  Scout
•  Soldier
•  Pyro
•  Demoman
•  Heavy
•  Engineer
•  Medic
•  Sniper
•  Spy

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Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol Level 10 Pistol		The Crazy Legs Level 89 Costume Piece
The Frying Pan Level 5 Frying Pan		The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit of Giving The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Gifts Given: 1

Killstreak Original Level 5 Rocket Launcher	https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/87/User_Slimyboi500_TEST_3D.jpg?1710225395.50058614040,194,280,3,0,280,0,194,280,0,388,280,0,582,280,0,776,280,0,970,280,0,1164,280,0,1358,280,0,1552,280,0,1746,280,0,1940,280,0,2134,280,0,2328,280,0,2522,280,0,2716,280,0,2910,280,0,3104,280,0,3298,280,0,3492,280,0,3686,280,0,3880,280,0,4074,280,0,4268,280,0,4462,280,0,4656,280,0,4850,280,0,5044,280,0,5238,280,0,5432,280,0,5626,280,0,5820,280,0,6014,280,0,6208,280,0,6402,280,0,6596,280,0,6790,280,0,6984,280,0,7178,280,0,7372,280,0,7566,280,0,7760,280,0,7954,280,0,8148,280,0,8342,280,0,8536,280,0,8730,280,0,8924,280,0,9118,280,0,9312,280,0,9506,280,0,9700,280,0,9894,280,0,10088,280,0,10282,280,0,10476,280,0,10670,280,0,10864,280,0,11058,280,0,11252,280,0,11446,280,0,11640,280,0,11834,280,0,12028,280,0,12222,280,0,12416,280,0,12610,280,0,12804,280,0,12998,280,0,13192,280,0,13386,280,0,13580,280,0,13774,280,0	The Exorcizor Level 99 Apparel
Unremarkable Smalltown Bringdown Panic Attack Civilian Grade Shotgun (Field-Tested) Unremarkable Stat Clock Attached Kills: 21		The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit of Giving The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Gifts Given: 1
The Disciplinary Action Level 10 Riding Crop		The Lumbricus Lid Limited Level 79 Hat

The Degreaser Level 10 Flame Thrower		Cozy Cover-Up Mercenary Grade Apparel Apparel
Unremarkable Smalltown Bringdown Panic Attack Civilian Grade Shotgun (Field-Tested) Unremarkable Stat Clock Attached Kills: 21		The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit of Giving The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Gifts Given: 1
"pyroshark gaming" Scarcely Lethal Sign - Kills: 39 (Submerged Enemy Kills: 9)		The Exorcizor Level 99 Apparel

The Iron Bomber Level 36 Grenade Launcher		The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit of Giving The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Gifts Given: 1
Chargin' Targe Level 18 Shield		The Baphomet Trotters Level 23 Hooves
The Frying Pan Level 5 Frying Pan		Party Hat Level 10 Hat

Smissmas Sweater Tomislav Commando Grade Minigun (Factory New)		The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit of Giving The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Gifts Given: 1
Unremarkable Smalltown Bringdown Panic Attack Civilian Grade Shotgun (Field-Tested) Unremarkable Stat Clock Attached Kills: 21		Party Hat Level 10 Hat
Somewhat Threatening Killstreak Apoco-Fists Somewhat Threatening Fists - Kills: 96 "I Love Gibs."		Cozy Cover-Up Mercenary Grade Apparel Apparel

Unremarkable Smalltown Bringdown Panic Attack Civilian Grade Shotgun (Field-Tested) Unremarkable Stat Clock Attached Kills: 21		The Haunted Hat Level 3 Hat
The Wrangler Level 5 Laser Pointer		Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul Level 1 Cursed Soul
The Jag Level 15 Wrench		The Soul of 'Spensers Past Level 59 Spooky Companion

The Blutsauger Level 5 Syringe Gun		Cozy Cover-Up Mercenary Grade Apparel Apparel
The Kritzkrieg Level 8 Medi Gun		The Exorcizor Level 99 Apparel
The Ubersaw Level 10 Bonesaw		The Archimedes the Undying Level 89 Undead Bird

The Machina Level 5 Sniper Rifle		Crosshair Cardigan Mercenary Grade Sweater Sweater
"Piss in a Jar" Level 5 Jar Based Karate		Cozy Cover-Up Mercenary Grade Apparel Apparel
The Bushwacka Level 5 Kukri		The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit of Giving The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Gifts Given: 1

L'Etranger Level 5 Revolver		Military Grade JACK Hat Level 50 Hat
Your Eternal Reward Level 1 Knife		The Exorcizor Level 99 Apparel
The Cloak and Dagger Level 5 Invis Watch		The Baseline Benefactor's Spirit of Giving The Baseline Benefactor's Badge - Gifts Given: 1
The Ap-Sap Level 24 Sapper

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Custom Loadouts

Class	Weapon	Kill icon	Ammo		Attack interval	Damage
			Loaded	Carried		Point blank	Medium range	Long range	Mini-crits	Critical
Health Soldier	Craft Black Box		3	20	N/A	105-112	50-90	24-48	122-151	135-270
	Promotional Concheror	N/A	N/A
	Promotional Half-Zatoichi		N/A		0.8 seconds	65/Instant	N/A		88/Instant	195/Instant
Pybro	Craft Degreaser		200	N/A	N/A	6.82 per particle (D/D)	4.09 per particle (D/D) (M/R)	N/A	6-9 per particle (D/D)	3x Base damage (see range), per particle, then rounded. 12-20 (D/D)
			(Afterburn)			6 damage over 3 sec (minimum), 20 damage over 10 sec (max)			40 damage over 10 seconds	N/A
	Craft Manmelter		1	∞		30			41	90
			(Afterburn)			60 damage over 7.5 seconds			75 damage over 7.5 seconds	N/A
	Craft Homewrecker		N/A		0.8 seconds	49	N/A		66	146
Demoknight	Craft Bootlegger	N/A	N/A			N/A
	Craft Splendid Screen					85 + 8.5 per head (up to 5 heads)	N/A		115 + 11.5 per head (up to 5 heads)	N/A
	Craft Persian Persuader		N/A		0.8 seconds	65			88	195
Demopan	Unlock Chargin' Targe		Stout Shako for 2 Refined!			50 + 5 per head (up to 5 heads)	N/A		68 + 7 per head (up to 5 heads)	N/A
	Promotional Frying Pan		N/A		0.8 seconds	65	N/A		88	195
Fat Scout	Craft Family Business		8	32	N/A	74-76	20-52	3-10	70-100	153
	Craft Gloves of Running Urgently		N/A		0.8 seconds	65	N/A		88	195
Battle Engineer	Unlock Frontier Justice		3	32	N/A	86-90	24-67	3-10	81-121	180 (Buff crit only)
	Stock Pistol		12	200		20-22	10-15	8-9	20-30	45
	Unlock Gunslinger		N/A		0.8 seconds	65	N/A		88	195 (Crit boost only)
					(Triple Punch)	N/A			N/A	195 on third hit (without missing)
Medieval Medic	Craft Crusader's Crossbow		1	38	Damage	38, 75	57, 113	75, 150	N/A
					Mini-crits	51, 75	76, 113	101, 150
					Critical	113, 75	169, 113	225, 150
	Craft Amputator		N/A		0.8 seconds	52	N/A		70	156
Bowman	Promotional Fortified Compound		1	12	N/A	50-120			68-162	150-360 (Crit boost only)
						N/A				150-360 (Headshot)
						50-120			68-162	150-360 (Crit boost only)
			(Afterburn)			60 damage over 10 seconds			80 damage over 10 seconds	N/A
	Unlock Razorback	N/A	1	∞	N/A
Piss Sniper	Craft Sydney Sleeper		25	N/A	N/A	50-150			68-203	150-450 (Crit boost only)
	Unlock Jarate	N/A	1	∞		N/A
	Craft Bushwacka		N/A		0.8 seconds	65	N/A			195

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Special Thanks

“

Many thanks! Click to listen — The Heavy

”

People that thanked me

Akolyth,

BrazilianNut,

ShadowMan44.

My Friends

Anyone who is friends with me on Steam goes on my victim friend list. They can also be added to the Fabulous Figures Group.

I6c8 (Steam),

BEUFK,

Darkid,

Gabrielwoj,

JupiterSphere (a.k.a. Cinnapoodle or Julie),

Mediarch,

Nonolemage,

Payn,

Profiteer.

Other

Dereko, for being a fabulous figure and thanking me,

GrampaSwood, for correcting my mistakes, thanking me, and giving me a Wikicheivement,

SlimyBOT500, my bot,

, Tark, for being my father.

Wikichievements

Wikichievements

Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Credit to Team Collaborate with other users on a project. GrampaSwood Wikichievement unlocked! For your help changing the Disambiguation pages to the new format. Wikichievement Awarded by Reason 3D Wizard Create a 3D image for the 3D Models project. GrampaSwood Wikichievement unlocked! Quite self-explanatory, but for making 3D images, of course! Wikichievement Awarded by Reason Show Me Your War Face! Create a damn fine user page. GrampaSwood Wikichievement unlocked! Excellent use of the borders, I must admit. I can't believe not everyone uses them already :^)

Slimychivements

These are Wikichivements that I, and I only, can reward people.

Slimychievements

Slimychievement Author Notes The Mann of Honor Do you like Slimy's edits? No? Then you will NOT earn this Slimychievement! Slimyboi500 Only earned if you thank Slimyboi500 for his edits. The Discussion Dominator Constantly follow Slimy everywhere. Slimyboi500 Only earned if you leave a reply on every topic that Slimyboi500 leaves. I Know Everything! Complete Slimy's Ultamite TF2 Quiz. Slimyboi500 Only earned if you complete this quiz. Happy Birthday, Slimy! Celebrate Slimy's birthday! Slimyboi500 Only earned if you celebrate my birthday on the 20th of February. Undo Edit by Slimyboi500 Survive the great bot crisis of 2024. Slimyboi500 Only earned if you protect the wiki from the bots. There is also a userbox if you earned one This user has earned a Slimycheivment! {{User:Slimyboi500/User Slimycheivment}}

Favorite Quotes

“

Although we're not finished yet, I think you've made significant enough contribution to it to warrant this. — GrampaSwood giving me a wikichievement.

”

“

I'll be back. Click to listen — Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Terminator.

”

“

Painis weakness leaving the body! Click to listen — Soldier

”

“

All of you are DOKTOR! Click to listen — Heavy

”

Other links

The Ultamite TF2 Quiz

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Slimy strategies

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Slimy Anti-Bot Stategey

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Hello Guys! I am going to be away for a few days to celebrate my birthday. If you congratulate me, you earn the Slimycheivment! Slimyboi500 Talk Contribs Steam 03:04, 19 February 2024 (UTC) Happy Birthday, Slimy! You're an awesome dude, congrats on surviving one year longer. In the words of Demoman, "Yer doin' good, lad!" Payn (talk) 04:49, 19 February 2024 (UTC) Which came first? The slime or the boy? the true answer is that the 500 came first obviously With my lovely regards, Cinnapoodle <3 00:41, 21 March 2024 (UTC) The slime, of course. ---- Talk Contribs Steam 00:46, 21 March 2024 (UTC) But where does the boy come into play? With my lovely regards, Cinnapoodle <3 00:49, 21 March 2024 (UTC) Hi Guys! I may be gone for a little while, I'll let you know when I come back :) ---- Talk Contribs Steam 20:41, 22 March 2024 (UTC) I HAVE RETURNED! :D Can someone tell me what the hell happened? ---- Talk Contribs Steam 17:20, 2 April 2024 (UTC) Dam nice HeavyLover99 (talk) 22:40, 26 April 2024 (UTC) Your page is so nice how tf do u do that like the user info box thing like how HeavyLover99 (talk) 22:40, 26 April 2024 (UTC)