wwhy are you reading this

song of the day: We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel

pester me

wwhat ivve done here

my loadouts

steam account

wwelcome WikiUsername

wwelcome to jupiterspheres user page

↓ thats jupiter

↑ retipuj staht

CA: man that guy
CA: hes a fuckin drama machine it is fuckin pathetic

egap resu serehpsretipuj ot emocleww

wwelcome

wwelcome to my user page

i am jupitersphere

you are WikiUsername

you are here because you searched for me (unlikely) or found me through the recent changes log (likely)

i edit the wwiki through tangled hair and sleepless nights and also wwhile listenin to certified bangers or ancient choons™

i promise the janky wwritin style you see here wwill not be used on the main wwiki this wwas just to be silly and reference a silly wwebcomic

CA: its already been painfully established you people cant get your shalloww think pans under the majesty of our quadrants

the engineer is engihere

these are the two most important items i wwield as an engineer and usually end up bein an annoyance to the enemy team wwith

"R.I.P. kitty0706"
Level 38 Hat
Imbued with an ancient power
+100 max confidence on wearer
Wearer is more susceptible to falling in and out again
50% increased chance for a random Emotional Critical Hit
Though you may be forgotten by many, no man needs a million mourners.

"The Unmatched Spirit of Team Fabulous 2"
Level 38 Robot Arm
Imbued with an ancient power
Grants user ethereal determination
User's confidence grows 50% when paired with a Texas Ten Gallon
User's confidence lowers 50% when not wearing a Texas Ten Gallon
Legends tell of an Engineer who saved a server using a Gunslinger and a guitar.

a soulful tribute to a soulful animation and a soulful man

CA: are you recommendin a bevverage to me or somethin
CA: is that wwhat this is

the other people

i havve some "business partners" on this wwiki

the friends

Slimyboi500

That Hat Guy

the acquaintance

Mediarch

the moderator(s)

GrampaSwood

​Tark

the thankers

Jh34ghu43gu

ShadowMan44

BrazilianNut

CA: nevvermind then your procreational biologistics make my fins curl in distaste

_{^{click the engineer}}

userboxes or something

i havve userboxes

CA: i figure if youre going to auspisticize any twwo brinesuckers wwho sneer at each other a funny wway you might as wwell make it official and be ours right

regular things

she/ her This user uses she/her pronouns.	This user has a Steam profile, which can be found here.	🐩 This user really likes poodle dogs. Woof woof!	TSSF This user loves listening to The Story So Far. One might say she's falling in and out again!
This user somehow still uses a WebTV Internet terminal to browse the Web. alt.discuss.teamfortress2 is packed!	This user listens to MIDI files while editing the wiki. They're schweet!	This user says poly rights!	Jupiter is paranoid that her edits will get reverted. Poor girl.

this wwoman sure can speak

en-5 This user has professional knowledge of English.

fi-4 Tämä käyttäjä osaa suomea melkein äidinkielen tavoin.

fr-2 Cet utilisateur dispose d’un niveau intermédiaire de connaissance en français.

es-2 Este usuario tiene un conocimiento intermedio del español.

team fortress 2

This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”

This user is an offensineer. "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."

This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.

This user plays TF2 with a trackball.

wwiki stuff

This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.	This user watches the Recent Changes log.	This user keeps the TF2 Wiki free from spam and vandalism.	This user makes two edits and checks for reverts in the morning.
This user received a comment from a Moderator on their talk page.	This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	This user leave summaries with her edits most of the time.	This user knows how to make User Boxes!

CA: i apologize for losin my shit over this i was just caught off guard is all
CA: but maybe its a good thing really
CA: actually i might a been proposin the same thing to be honest

wwikichievvements and wwhatnot

i havve a wwikichievvement

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Date	Reason	Link
It's the Little Things... Provide a large amount of edits whose primary goals are to correct grammar, punctuation, etc.	Mediarch	March 24, 2024		Here

CA: fate isnt real
CA: its a lot of FAKE FUCKIN HORSEFEATHERS
CA: noww go and be cleansed by the light of truth purity nonfakeness hope and abovve all SCIENCE