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− | | forumname = TheTwoTonHammer | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=729288 TheTwoTonHammer] |
| class = Scout | | class = Scout | ||
| hat = Batter's Helmet | | hat = Batter's Helmet | ||
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− | | forumname = PrO-bOy | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=516684 PrO-bOy] |
| class = Scout | | class = Scout | ||
| hat = Bonk Helm | | hat = Bonk Helm | ||
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− | | forumname = Doreauxgard42 | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=533261 Doreauxgard42] |
| class = Scout | | class = Scout | ||
| hat = Ye Olde Baker Boy | | hat = Ye Olde Baker Boy | ||
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− | | forumname = AndyAML | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=821748 AndyAML] |
| class = Scout | | class = Scout | ||
| hat = Baseball Bill's Sports Shine | | hat = Baseball Bill's Sports Shine | ||
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− | | forumname = spam_word | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=572743 spam_word] |
| class = Scout | | class = Scout | ||
| hat = Troublemaker's Tossle Cap | | hat = Troublemaker's Tossle Cap | ||
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− | | forumname = Sketch56 | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=664897 Sketch56] |
| class = Scout | | class = Scout | ||
| hat = Whoopee Cap | | hat = Whoopee Cap | ||
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− | | forumname = Man Of Faith ™ | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=820241 Man Of Faith ™] |
| class = Soldier | | class = Soldier | ||
| hat = Soldier's Stash | | hat = Soldier's Stash | ||
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− | | forumname = DrMelon | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=598192 DrMelon] |
| class = Soldier | | class = Soldier | ||
| hat = Tyrant's Helm | | hat = Tyrant's Helm | ||
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− | | forumname = cypherx82 | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=707357 cypherx82] |
| class = Soldier | | class = Soldier | ||
| hat = Stainless Pot | | hat = Stainless Pot | ||
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− | | forumname = Lamech | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=419386 Lamech] |
| class = Soldier | | class = Soldier | ||
| hat = Gentle Manne's Service Medal | | hat = Gentle Manne's Service Medal | ||
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− | | forumname = f3doraman | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=477565 f3doraman] |
| class = Soldier | | class = Soldier | ||
| hat = Killer's Kabuto | | hat = Killer's Kabuto | ||
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− | | forumname = peregrine7 | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=705579 peregrine7] |
| class = Soldier | | class = Soldier | ||
| hat = Sergeant's Drill Hat | | hat = Sergeant's Drill Hat | ||
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− | | forumname = Colonelcool | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=574512 Colonelcool] |
| class = Pyro | | class = Pyro | ||
| hat = Respectless Rubber Glove | | hat = Respectless Rubber Glove | ||
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− | | forumname = crushilista | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=465737 crushilista] |
| class = Pyro | | class = Pyro | ||
| hat = Triboniophorus Tyrannus | | hat = Triboniophorus Tyrannus | ||
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− | | forumname = ASpieboy | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=821936 ASpieboy] |
| class = Pyro | | class = Pyro | ||
| hat = Vintage Merryweather | | hat = Vintage Merryweather | ||
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− | | forumname = JJ10DMAN | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=464312 JJ10DMAN] |
| class = Pyro | | class = Pyro | ||
| hat = Whiskered Gentleman | | hat = Whiskered Gentleman | ||
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− | | forumname = icenine0 | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=641356 icenine0] |
| class = Demoman | | class = Demoman | ||
| hat = Tippler's Tricorne | | hat = Tippler's Tricorne | ||
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− | | forumname = Potatoblight | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=821775 Potatoblight] |
| class = Heavy | | class = Heavy | ||
| hat = Officer's Ushanka | | hat = Officer's Ushanka | ||
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− | | forumname = FarazParsa | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=511525 FarazParsa] |
| class = Heavy | | class = Heavy | ||
| hat = Tough Guy's Toque | | hat = Tough Guy's Toque | ||
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− | | forumname = Silentman | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=818733 Silentman] |
| class = Heavy | | class = Heavy | ||
| hat = Hound Dog | | hat = Hound Dog | ||
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− | | forumname = ravn0s | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=524286 ravn0s] |
| class = Engineer | | class = Engineer | ||
| hat = Mining Light | | hat = Mining Light | ||
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− | | forumname = drewhead118 | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=821797 drewhead118] |
| class = Engineer | | class = Engineer | ||
| hat = Texas Ten Gallon | | hat = Texas Ten Gallon | ||
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− | | forumname = FarazParsa | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=511525 FarazParsa] |
| class = Engineer | | class = Engineer | ||
| hat = Texas Slim's Dome Shine | | hat = Texas Slim's Dome Shine | ||
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− | | forumname = Shapechanger | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=393880 Shapechanger] |
| class = Engineer | | class = Engineer | ||
| hat = Hotrod | | hat = Hotrod | ||
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− | | forumname = foxtrot261 | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=685489 foxtrot261] |
| class = Engineer | | class = Engineer | ||
| hat = Safe'n'Sound | | hat = Safe'n'Sound | ||
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− | | forumname = This_Is_Not_Spy | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=476658 This_Is_Not_Spy] |
| class = Medic | | class = Medic | ||
| hat = Prussian Pickelhaube | | hat = Prussian Pickelhaube | ||
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− | | forumname = CptObvious | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=691225 CptObvious] |
| class = Medic | | class = Medic | ||
| hat = Otolaryngologist's Mirror | | hat = Otolaryngologist's Mirror | ||
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− | | forumname = AgentJAK | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=821997 AgentJAK] |
| class = Medic | | class = Medic | ||
| hat = Physician's Procedure Mask | | hat = Physician's Procedure Mask | ||
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− | | forumname = Esquilax | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=821900 Esquilax] |
| class = Medic | | class = Medic | ||
| hat = Gentleman's Gatsby | | hat = Gentleman's Gatsby | ||
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− | | forumname = Limeaide | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=584151 Limeaide] |
| class = Sniper | | class = Sniper | ||
| hat = Trophy Belt | | hat = Trophy Belt | ||
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− | | forumname = Nineaxis | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=447107 Nineaxis] |
| class = Sniper | | class = Sniper | ||
| hat = Professional's Panama | | hat = Professional's Panama | ||
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− | | forumname = Magi Kavin | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=527771 Magi Kavin] |
| class = Sniper | | class = Sniper | ||
| hat = Master's Yellow Belt | | hat = Master's Yellow Belt | ||
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− | | forumname = Jinbei | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=571467 Jinbei] |
| class = Sniper | | class = Sniper | ||
| hat = Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative | | hat = Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative | ||
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− | | forumname = G.I.R. | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=561613 G.I.R.] |
| class = Sniper | | class = Sniper | ||
| hat = Shooter's Sola Topi | | hat = Shooter's Sola Topi | ||
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− | | forumname = Reclaimer077 | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=778316 Reclaimer077] |
| class = Sniper | | class = Sniper | ||
| hat = Bloke's Bucket Hat | | hat = Bloke's Bucket Hat | ||
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− | | forumname = Kenori | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=612694 Kenori] |
| class = Spy | | class = Spy | ||
| hat = Fancy Fedora | | hat = Fancy Fedora | ||
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− | | forumname = caeonosphere | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=710973 caeonosphere] |
| class = Spy | | class = Spy | ||
| hat = Backbiter's Billycock | | hat = Backbiter's Billycock | ||
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− | | forumname = Codo | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=663790 Codo] |
| class = Spy | | class = Spy | ||
| hat = Camera Beard | | hat = Camera Beard | ||
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− | | forumname = Shapechanger | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=393880 Shapechanger] |
| class = Spy | | class = Spy | ||
| hat = Magistrate's Mullet | | hat = Magistrate's Mullet | ||
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− | | forumname = SoulDestroy | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=589536 SoulDestroy] |
| class = Spy | | class = Spy | ||
| hat = Frenchman's_Beret | | hat = Frenchman's_Beret | ||
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− | | forumname = AndyAML | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=821748 AndyAML] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Cheater's Lament | | hat = Cheater's Lament | ||
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− | | forumname = Esquilax | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=821900 Esquilax] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Ghastly Gibus | | hat = Ghastly Gibus | ||
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− | | forumname = Duffren | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=529049 Duffren] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask | | hat = Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask | ||
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− | | forumname = Calvary | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=325538 Calvary] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Bill's Hat | | hat = Bill's Hat | ||
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− | | forumname = Fredrik1ST | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=571447 Fredrik1ST] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Modest Pile of Hat | | hat = Modest Pile of Hat | ||
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− | | forumname = Nekopawed | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=764641 Nekopawed] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Noble Amassment of Hats | | hat = Noble Amassment of Hats | ||
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− | | forumname = Coconuts | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=705687 Coconuts] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Towering Pillar of Hats | | hat = Towering Pillar of Hats | ||
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− | | forumname = crushilista | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=465737 crushilista] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Mercenary | | hat = Mercenary | ||
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− | | forumname = Optimus357 | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=538562 Optimus357] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Soldier of Fortune | | hat = Soldier of Fortune | ||
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− | | forumname = SappinMySentry | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=822674 SappinMySentry] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Grizzled Veteran | | hat = Grizzled Veteran | ||
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− | | forumname = NB820 | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=768176 NB820] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Primeval Warrior | | hat = Primeval Warrior | ||
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− | | forumname = Grug | + | | forumname = [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=553204 Grug] |
| class = All class | | class = All class | ||
| hat = Alien Swarm Parasite | | hat = Alien Swarm Parasite |
Revision as of 10:48, 1 December 2010
The Hat Describing Contest is a contest that was announced on August 24, 2010.
Following criticism that previous TF2 contests shunned players without a more than average skill in computer modelling, the TF2 team announced this contest in the blog post with an aim to reach the majority of the community, albeit those registered on the forums. The object of the contest is to allow members of the community to give descriptions to the various in game hats.
Guidelines and Deadline
The deadline for the Hat Describing Contest was August 27, 2010. Submissions were posted in their proper threads on the Steam Users' Forums.
Submission Rules
- Give a brief, interesting description of the item in 75 words or less.
- You must be the sole author of the description and the material must be original to you.
- The winning descriptions for each item will be determined by the TF2 team and may be used in game.
Prizes
There are no prizes per se, besides the winner's entries being added to the game.
List of winners
Forum name | Class | Hat | Description & Item | Forum link |
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TheTwoTonHammer | Scout | Batter's Helmet |
You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic! - Batter's Helmet | [16703947&postcount=92 Link] |
PrO-bOy | Scout | Bonk Helm |
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough. - Bonk Helm | [16728530&postcount=238 Link] |
Doreauxgard42 | Scout | Ye Olde Baker Boy |
Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead! - Ye Olde Baker Boy | [16691190&postcount=15 Link] |
AndyAML | Scout | Baseball Bill's Sports Shine |
Everyone knows that speed is a Scout’s best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them? - Baseball Bill's Sports Shine | [16696136&postcount=84 Link] |
spam_word | Scout | Troublemaker's Tossle Cap |
Straight outta control point. - Troublemaker's Tossle Cap | [16698209&postcount=73 Link] |
Sketch56 | Scout | Whoopee Cap |
You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth. - Whoopee Cap | [16691818&postcount=22 Link] |
Man Of Faith ™ | Soldier | Soldier's Stash |
This hat does not in any way, shape or form, promote smoking or gambling. - Soldier's Stash | [16694513&postcount=60 Link] |
DrMelon | Soldier | Tyrant's Helm |
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT. - Tyrant's Helm | [16701458&postcount=143 Link] |
cypherx82 | Soldier | Stainless Pot |
Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel. Also heats soup. - Stainless Pot | [16705785&postcount=235 Link] |
Lamech | Soldier | Gentle Manne's Service Medal |
Given to those few, brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly, without sleep, nourishment, or a social life. - Gentle Manne's Service Medal | [16711456&postcount=33 Link] |
f3doraman | Soldier | Killer's Kabuto |
A haiku for war. To defeat one's enemies. Honor the crocket. - Killer's Kabuto | [16742747&postcount=299 Link] |
peregrine7 | Soldier | Sergeant's Drill Hat |
This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse. - Sergeant's Drill Hat | [16691028&postcount=19 Link] |
Colonelcool | Pyro | Respectless Rubber Glove |
It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire. - Respectless Rubber Glove | [16696827&postcount=131 Link] |
crushilista | Pyro | Triboniophorus Tyrannus |
At least he's still telling you to burn things. - Triboniophorus Tyrannus | [p=16714048&postcount=308 Link] |
ASpieboy | Pyro | Vintage Merryweather |
Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames. - Vintage Merryweather | [16695914&postcount=65 Link] |
JJ10DMAN | Pyro | Whiskered Gentleman |
The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration. - Whiskered Gentleman | [16708083&postcount=15 Link] |
icenine0 | Demoman | Tippler's Tricorne |
Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out. - Tippler's Tricorne | [16692128&postcount=27 Link] |
Potatoblight | Heavy | Officer's Ushanka |
This hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands. - Officer's Ushanka | [16691082&postcount=21 Link] |
FarazParsa | Heavy | Tough Guy's Toque |
Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense. - Tough Guy's Toque | [16691575&postcount=21 Link] |
Silentman | Heavy | Hound Dog |
Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif. - Hound Dog | [16692791&postcount=45 Link] |
ravn0s | Engineer | Mining Light |
For Engineers with bright ideas. - Mining Light | [16725207&postcount=175 Link] |
drewhead118 | Engineer | Texas Ten Gallon |
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun. - Texas Ten Gallon | [16691913&postcount=24 Link] |
FarazParsa | Engineer | Texas Slim's Dome Shine |
Sometimes you just need a little less hat. - Texas Slim's Dome Shine | [16691465&postcount=34 Link] |
Shapechanger | Engineer | Hotrod |
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs. - Hotrod | [16690629&postcount=9 Link] |
foxtrot261 | Engineer | Safe'n'Sound |
It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'Sound! - Safe'n'Sound | [16740730&postcount=320 Link] |
This_Is_Not_Spy | Medic | Prussian Pickelhaube |
A relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point. - Prussian Pickelhaube | [16690736&postcount=9 Link] |
CptObvious | Medic | Otolaryngologist's Mirror |
We can't pronounce it either. - Otolaryngologist's Mirror | [16691543&postcount=16 Link] |
AgentJAK | Medic | Physician's Procedure Mask |
Scrub in... things are about to get messy. - Physician's Procedure Mask | [16709521&postcount=23 Link] |
Esquilax | Medic | Gentleman's Gatsby |
While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished Bonesaw. - Gentleman's Gatsby | [16741120&postcount=124 Link] |
Limeaide | Sniper | Trophy Belt |
Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile. It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one. - Trophy Belt | [16699324&postcount=81 Link] |
Nineaxis | Sniper | Professional's Panama |
A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet. - Professional's Panama | [16690063&postcount=3 Link] |
Magi Kavin | Sniper | Master's Yellow Belt |
Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen. - Master's Yellow Belt | [16690008&postcount=3 Link] |
Jinbei | Sniper | Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative |
His bullet was close. I lost my hat. My bullet was closer. He lost his head. - Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative | [16723126&postcount=172 Link] |
G.I.R. | Sniper | Shooter's Sola Topi |
Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads. - Shooter's Sola Topi | [16690574&postcount=5 Link] |
Reclaimer077 | Sniper | Bloke's Bucket Hat |
Gone Snipin'. - Bloke's Bucket Hat | [16692146&postcount=22 Link] |
Kenori | Spy | Fancy Fedora |
This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue. - Fancy Fedora | [16693016&postcount=50 Link] |
caeonosphere | Spy | Backbiter's Billycock |
For when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top. - Backbiter's Billycock | [16691126&postcount=11 Link] |
Codo | Spy | Camera Beard |
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you? - Camera Beard | [16732315&postcount=176 Link] |
Shapechanger | Spy | Magistrate's Mullet |
They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder. - Magistrate's Mullet | [16691131&postcount=18 Link] |
SoulDestroy | Spy | Frenchman's Beret |
Because real espionage is an artform. - Frenchman's Beret | [16714353&postcount=124 Link] |
AndyAML | All classes | Cheater's Lament |
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded. - Cheater's Lament | [16697084&postcount=112 Link] |
Esquilax | All classes | Ghastly Gibus |
Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust. - Ghastly Gibus | [16695701&postcount=65 Link] |
Duffren | All classes | Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask |
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing. - Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask | [16697847&postcount=87 Link] |
Calvary | All classes | Bill's Hat |
Left 4 You. - Bill's Hat | [16711985&postcount=191 Link] |
Fredrik1ST | All classes | Modest Pile of Hat |
Because a Gentleman is not one without one. - Modest Pile of Hat | [16703909&postcount=109 Link] |
Nekopawed | All classes | Noble Amassment of Hats |
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat. - Noble Amassment of Hats | [16706550&postcount=86 Link] |
Coconuts | All classes | Towering Pillar of Hats |
A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS. - Towering Pillar of Hats | [16720507&postcount=238 Link] |
crushilista | All classes | Mercenary |
Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it. - Mercenary | [16712168&postcount=27 Link] |
Optimus357 | All classes | Soldier of Fortune |
Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it better. - Soldier of Fortune | [16716237&postcount=27 Link] |
SappinMySentry | All classes | Grizzled Veteran |
Display this on your chest proudly, Soldier. Each time you kill someone, they'll know they weren't the first. - Grizzled Veteran | [16708532&postcount=7 Link] |
NB820 | All classes | Primeval Warrior |
A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even started. - Primeval Warrior | [16707885&postcount=7 Link] |
Grug | All classes | Alien Swarm Parasite |
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off. - Alien Swarm Parasite | [16690096&postcount=9 Link] |