Medic responses/zh-hans

语音回应是在玩家完成某些行为（如用主武器或近战武器杀死一定数量的敌人），或者玩家遇到了某些事情（如被点燃）后触发播放的语音台词。 以下列出了目前为止医生所有的语音回应（不包括语音命令）。

 语音翻译仅供参考，其中标有下划线的词句为德语翻译

嘲讽-相关回应

主条目： 嘲讽

与玩家发起的嘲讽相关的所有语音回应都列在了医生嘲讽页面中，并包含其动作的描述。

击杀-相关回应

使用主武器或近战武器在 20 秒内杀死超过 1 名敌人

"Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not think ve brought enough body bags." 一，二，三，我觉得裹尸袋好像不够用了。 "Haha! Vat a bloodbath!" 哈哈！血浴一场！

使用主武器或近战武器在 20 秒内杀死超过 3 名敌人

"Zat vas doktor-assisted homicide!" 这是一起医生协助杀人案！ "Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting." 救人不如杀人来得实在。 "Oops! Zat vas not Medizin!" 那东西可不是药！ "Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?" 体会到啥叫“幸灾乐祸”了吗？

近战杀敌

（轻声）Did zat sting?（大声）SAW-ry! 有点痛吗？对不锯（住）啦！

辅助杀敌

"Danke, Kamerad!" 谢谢，同志！ "Ve did it, Kamerad!" 我们做到了，同志！

控制-相关回应

控制敌人

"Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!" 你想听听第二个意见吗？你也丑得要死！（参见Template:Item lnik） "Come over here. I promise I will heal you!" 过来。我保证会治好你的！ （幸灾乐祸地）*长笑* （长笑 2） （开心的笑声） （开心的笑声* 2） （开心的笑声* 3） （邪恶的笑声） （邪恶的笑声 2） （短笑）

复仇击杀

"Stupendous!" 太棒了！ "Schweinhunds." 猪头。 "Schweinhunds!" 猪头！ "Dummkopfs!" 白痴！

事件-相关回应

回合开始

"Raus, Raus!" 上，上！ "Forward!" 前进！ "Heil, us!" 我们万岁！ "Hyaaaa!" "Horrido!" （战吼） "Gesundheit!" （讽刺地）祝你好运！

进入骤死模式

"Fess..." 累死了... "Iz zere a point to your lives?" 以为这就能保住你们的小命？ "My skill is VASTED on zis team!" 这个破队白白浪费了我的才华！ "DUMMKOPFS!" 白痴！ "Booo!" 切！ "You are trying my patience!" 你在消磨我的耐心！ "Teeeeeeam!" 团队合作！（很可能来自于《霍根英雄》中的克林克上校的“Schuuuulllllttttz!”） "Velcome to the 've lose vonce again'-fest." "Ach, was ist los?" 啊，怎么回事？ "From now on, losing is verboten!" 从现在开始，不许再失败！ "Schweinhunds!" 白痴！

陷入僵局

"Zis... is unacceptable!" 这...我不能接受！ "Anyvun still alive has let me down!" 所有还活着的人都让我心烦！ "Dawww..." "Schweinhunds!" 白痴！（准确拼写：“Schweinehunde”） "Awwww..." "Aiii..." "Hawww!"

着火

"Fire, fire, fire!" 着火了！着火了！ "Fiiiiire!" 着火了！ "I am on fire!" 我烧着了！ "Everyone, I am on fire!" 各位，我着火了！ "I am melting!" 我要融化了！（来自于《绿野仙踪》中的西方邪恶女巫）

死亡

*死亡惨叫* *死亡惨叫* *死亡惨叫* *死亡惨叫*

摧毁建筑

"Good to go!" 搞定！ "Did ze Fräuleins have zeir Mittelschmerz?" 有哪位女士来月经了吗？

被瓶手道、疯狂的牛奶、突变牛奶、迷人的生命体、纵火者的油桶击中

"Raaah..." "MNAAH!" "Awwww..." "Aiii..." "Hawww!"

使用传送装置

"Danke, Engineer!" 谢谢，工程师！ "Danke, mein (my) hard-hatted friend!" 谢谢，我戴头盔的朋友！ "Zank you, Engineer!" 谢谢你，工程师！

接受医生治疗

"Zank you, Herr Doktor!" 谢谢你，医生！ "Danke, Herr Doktor!" 谢谢，医生！

处于ÜberCharge状态

"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting." 治疗可不及杀戮来得有用。 "Ze healing leaves little time for ze hurting." 治疗可不会留多少时间给受伤。 "Good to go!" 准备上吧！

武器-相关回应

ÜberCharge准备就绪

"Ready to charge!" 充能准备就绪！ "I am fully charged." 我充能完毕。 "I am charged."

我充好能了。

激活医疗枪的ÜberCharge

"Now go!" 现在快上！ "Get zem. Raus, Raus!" 干掉他们。快！快！ "Schnell! Go get zem!" 快点！干掉他们！

激活闪电战医疗枪或快速医疗枪的ÜberCharge

"Auf Wiedersehen, Schweinehunds!" 再见，猪狗！ "Auf wiedersehen, Dummkopfs!" 再见，白痴！

注意：激活疫苗注射枪的ÜberCharge时使用的是以上医疗枪的全部回应。

目标-相关回应

成功夺取情报

"How embarrassing. Zey let a man of science escape with ze papers!" 笑死人了，他们让一个研究人员带着情报跑了！ "Papers, please." 交情报出来，拜托。 "Vere are your precious papers now, Dummkopfs?" 你们那宝贝情报在哪呢，白痴们？

成功占领控制点

"Anuhza successful procedure!" "Zey are veakened!" "I am prepared to do vatever it takes!"

站在已占领的控制点上开火

"Get on ze point, Dummkopf!" "Stand on ze point, Schweinhund!" "Idiot, get on ze point!" "Idiot, stand on ze point!" "Standing near ze point does nussing. Get on ze point, dummkopf!"

防守目标

"Schweinhunds." "Ha!" "I am ze Übermensch!" (Translation: "I am the Overlord/Superman!") "Oktoberfest!" "Vell done!" "It looks like Dummkopffest!" (Translation: "Idiot-fest!")

推车-相关回应

进攻方：炸弹车前进

"Push!" "Puuuush!" "Everyone! Push!" "Push ze cart!" "Everyone, push ze cart!" "Raus, Raus!" (Translation: "Go, Go!") "Push! Schnell!" (Translation: "Push! Hurry!") "Push damn you push!"

进攻方：炸弹车后退

"Forvard, push ze cart forvard!" "Vhy is ze cart moving backvards?"

防守方：炸弹车前进

"Zhat cart must be shtopped!" "Shtopp zhat cart!"

进攻方：靠近炸弹车

"Everyone, stay close to zhe cart!" "Do not leave zhe cart dummkopfs!" "Stay close to zhe cart!"

进攻方：炸弹车停止前进

"Zhe cart is not moving!" "Who stopped pushing zhe cart?! I want names!" "Vhy is no one else pushing zhis cart?!" "Who stopped pushing zhe cart?!"

防守方：阻止炸弹车前进

"Everyone, we must stop zhat bomb!"

合同-相关回应

完成合同

"Very nice!" "Zat vas fun! Ha ha!" "Vell done!" (mischievous laughter) (malevolent laughter) 完成高难度合同 "Oh heavens, yes!" "Perfect!" "Yes!" "Hoo, hoo! Astounding!"

曼恩 vs. 机器模式-相关回应

准备阶段/回合间隙

准备就绪

"Ready!" "I cannot vait, hah!" Other players are not ready "Who is not ready?"

Wave finished, near an Upgrade Station

"I should upgrade." "Get to an Upgrade Station, schnell!" "Upgrade! Uppengraden everyvun!" ("Uppengraden" is not a real German word. In a real German word, it would be "Aufrüsten".)

After accessing an Upgrade Station

"Ooh, much better." "I feel like a million Deutschmarks!" (Standard German would be "Deutsche Mark".) (Laughs) "I am a god." "Oh, I am going to murder so many robots."

During a Wave

Collecting Credits

"Come on! Collect zhe money!" "Free money! Free money!" "Everyvun! Freee money!" "Ooh, money!"

Deploying a Heal Shield

"Everyone! Behind me!" "You vill go no furzher!" "No robot shall pass!" "Get behind me!" (laughter) "Zhis wall is robot death!"

Teammate places a Sapper on a Robot

"Sapping a robot." "Zhe robot is sapped."

Enemy Sniper

"Sniper!"

Sentry Buster

Incoming "Sentry Buster!" Destroyed "Sentry Buster is destroyed!"

Bomb dropped

"Zhe bomb is clear." "Zhe bomb carrier is down."

Bomb picked up

"Bomb!" "Zhey have a bomb!" "Another bomb!"

Bomb carrier upgrades

"Zhe bomb carrier is looking angry!" "Zhe bomb carrier is getting angrier!" "Zhe bomb carrier is furious!"

Giant Robot

Deployed "Überbot!" Picks up bomb' "Zhe Überbot has a bomb!" Destroyed' "Zhe Überbot is destroyed."

Tank

Incoming "Taaank!" In Alert Zone' "Zhe Tank is dropping a bomb!" Attacking "Shoot zhe Tank!" "Kill zhat Tank!" "Shoot at ein Kraftmaschine!" (Translation: "Shoot at the engine-generator!" (Literally:"power-machine", correct would be "eine")))

Teammate is killed

"Scout is dead!" "Soldier is dead!" "Pyro is dead!" "Demo is dead!" "Heavy is dead!" "Engie is dead!" "Medic is dead!" "Sniper is dead!" "Spy is dead!"

All other teammates are dead

(Laughs) "It's just you and me, robots!"

Upon Being Revived With A Reanimator

"I'm alive! Alive!" "Back from zhe dead!" "I'm back!"

Miscellaneous

"Oh, I vill tear you apart, bolt by bolt!"

Mannhattan specific

Gate responses

Robots attacking "Zhey're attacking zhe gate!" "Zhe robots are attacking zhe gate!" Robots take gate "Zhe robots have taken zhe gate!" "Zhe robots have zhe gate!"

After a Wave

Won

"Ve have done it!" "Robots, haha!" Hysterical laughter "Death to robots!"

Lost

"Oh, zhis is not gut." "Ach, ve deserve to lose." "Zhe flesh is veak." "Robots are our masters."

Receiving a Killstreak Kit

Common Loot "Ooh, zhis vill do nicely." "Ooh, vunderbar!" (Translation: "Wonderful!") "Hm, not bad." Rare Loot "Oh, now zhis is a rare piece!" "Ooh, very nice." Godlike Loot "Vunderbar." (Translation: "Wonderful.") (Gasp) "It's beautiful." "Gott in Himmel, it's vunderful. It's more zhan vunderful, it's- it's perfect! (gleeful laughter)" (Translation: God in Heaven, and correct would be "im Himmel")

Halloween / Full Moon responses

Wheel of Fate outcomes

Big Head fate

"Ooh. Big head." "Fascinating."

Small Head fate

"Ooh! Tiny little head!" "Haha! Ooh! I have no head!"

Whammy fate (Bleeding variant)

"My-my blood is entirely out of my body. Vhat a curious feeling!"

Positive fate

"Ooh. Interesting." "Ooh. Zhis is exciting!" "Oh ho hoh! I have been in zhe wrong profession. I must learn zhis magic!" "Ooh. Vhat is happening now?" "Vhat a strange sensation!" "Wuh ho ho! Vhat a curious sensation!"

Negative fate

"Uhh. Uh-oh. Alright, zhis is actually really bad."

During battle with Merasmus

Merasmus appears

"Everybody! Attack ze vizard!" "Now! NOW! Attack ze vizard!" "I vill heal you! Attack ze vizard!"

Merasmus brings out Bombinomicon

"Hoh! Zhat book certainly seems angry!" "Uh hello! Magic book? Do you still have Demoman's eye? I'll trade you a heart for it!" "Hoh! Zhat book is full of bombs!" "So many bombs!" "Woo! What is zhat book doing?" "The vizard is charging!"

Successfully stun Merasmus

"I have so much power!" "I am full of magic!" "I am coming for you, vizard!" "Ooh. I must learn how to do zhat."

Merasmus attempts to heal himself

"He's healing himself!" "KILL HIM! He's healing himself!"

Looking for Merasmus

"Vizard! Where are you?" "Vizard! Zhe sooner you come out, the sooner ve can kill you!" "Come out, Merasmus! Ve have much to discuss!" "Come out, Merasmus! Nothing vill happen to you. I svear!" (breathless laughter) "I can't...ve're going to kill you!" (more laughter) "Zhat vizard is hiding somevhere." "Merasmus?" "Vhere are you, vizard?" "Vizard!" (evil laughter) (happy laughter) "Oh. Magic. Ghosts! Oho! Zhis is so much fun! "Oh hohoho. I love Halloveen!"

Miscellaneous

Falling in Bottomless Pit in Ghost Fort or Helltower (Also the same scream when falling from the cliff in Snowplow)

(long scream)

Scared

"RUN!" "GET AVAY!" "GET AVAY FROM ZHE VIZARD!"

Helltower responses

Pushing the Cart

"Raus, raus! Move ze wheelchair!" "Push zat old man to hell!" "Push ze dead man!"

The Witching Hour: Bridge Appears

"Ze bridge is down!" "Everyone, get to ze bridge!!" "Ze bridge!" "Ze clock has struck! Schnell, schnell!" "Ze clock has struck!"

Collected Normal Spell

"Ooh, tingly."

Collected Rare Spell

"Today!! I am a God!!" (maniacal laughter) (maniacal laughter)

Reacting to a Spell

"Vhat is happening?!" "Zhe horror! Zhe horror!" "I can't take any more of zis insanity!" "Ahh! Insanity!" "Someone make zhe magic stop!" "Too much magic!" "I can't take it any more!"

Casting Spells

"Caputus crepitus!" "Pactum diabolus!" "Seismela tremoro!" "Barpo kabalto!" "Barpo invisium!" "Imputum fulmenus!" "Invokum Monoculus!" "Amplus tripudio!" "Paidum celeris!" "Ipsum instantarium!" "Deus invictus!" "Mortis animataris!"

Dueling

Starting a Duel

"I'm going to saw through your bones!" "I am prepared to do vatever it takes!" "Prepare for your examination... (laughs)" "You are trying my patience!"

Duel Accepted

"Hyaaaa!" "Wunderbar!" (Translation: "Wonderful!") "Ja." (Translation: "Yes.") "Jawohl." (Translation: "Yes!")

Duel Rejected

"Zis... is unacceptable!" "You are... schtupid!" "Hawww!" "Booo!" "Schweinhunds!"

Item-related responses

With Medimedes equipped

These responses override the default response for that category.

Round Start

"I am Archimedes!" "I experimented on my own head!" (laughs maniacally) "My head!" (laughs) "Zhe bird head is pure agony!" (laughs manically) "It's a bird! It's a head! It's a bird head!" (laughs) "Help me!" (Unstable laughter) "Bird head was a bad choice!" (screams) "I toiled in God's domain!" (screams)

Domination

"Bird head domination!" "I have a bird head, you're dominated!" *sotto voce* "Ve're bozh having a bad day."

Ubercharge

"I am zhe angry bird god of zhe Badlands! Fear me!"

With Second Opinion equipped

These responses override the default response for that category.

Round Start

"Let's do zhis, my friends!" Evilly: "Kill zhem all." Normally: "Shh, it's enough!" "I'm ready, my friends." Evilly: "Kill all your friends." Normally: "Ooh, good idea." "I'm ready!" Evilly: "Kill zhem all." Normally: "Also I must kill you all." "I cannot vait" (nervous giggle) Evilly: "And neizher can I." Evilly: "Kill zhem, kill zhem all." Normally: "Hm, zhat does sound like fun." Evilly: "Kill zhem all." Normally: "Hm. Are you sure?" Evilly: "Yes." Normally:"Vell, I'm convinced." Evilly: "Zhey all zhink you're crazy." Normally: "Vhat? I'll show zhem!" "Ready?" Evilly: "Ve're both ready."

Cart Has Stopped/Pushing Cart

"Who stopped pushing zhe cart?" Evilly: "Zhis is your fault!" Evilly: "Push harder!" Normally: "Oh, shut up!" Evilly: "Keep pushing." Normally: "Vhy don't you push?"

Domination

"I'm of two minds about zhis. Both are--pretty good with it."

Idle

Evilly: "Do you ever worry you might be going mad!?" Normally: "Well, not worry. I mean, I'm not up at night about it. Evilly: "Do you ever zhink zhat you might be going mad?" Normally: "Oh, all zhe time. I don't zhink it's anyzhing to worry about." Evilly: "Redrum, redrum!" Normally: "Red- Oh, I just got zhat. Very clever."

Kill Assist

"Ve did it!" Evilly: "I did it." Normally: Eh, vhatever."

ÜberCharge

"Ve are invincible!" Evilly: "Yes, ve are."

With Archimedes the Undying equipped

These responses override the default response for that category.

Domination

Archimedes: "Bwarrrr, dominated! Bwaaaark!"

After capturing Intelligence

Archimedes: "Bwarrrr, stole the briefcase! Raawk!" Medic: "Shh shh shh!"

Hit by Jarate or Mad Milk

Archimedes: "Bwark, that's jarate!" Medic:(sad voice) "Yes, it is."

Wave finished, near an Upgrade Station

Archimedes: "Rrrooowl, upgrade station! Raawk!" Medic: "Ah. Yes."

Won

Medic: "Ve did it! Haha!" Archimedes: "Rraaaaa, kill your friends!" Medic: "Ah yes, I almost forgot."

Set on Fire

Archimedes: "Rraaa, we're on fire!" Medic: "Yes, I know!"

Round Start

Archimedes: "Bwark, kill them all!" Medic: "Shh." Archimedes: "Bwarr." Medic: "Shh." Archimedes: "Raaaarl." Medic: "Shh shh shh!" Archimedes: "Kill them all..." Medic: "That's enough!" Archimedes: "Bwaaarrrl, dead by dawn!" Medic: "Shh, silence!". Archimedes: "Bwaaarrrl, Archimedes wants brains!" Medic: "Thank you, Archimedes." Archimedes: "Bwaaarrrl, braaaains! Bwaaark!" Medic: "Shush, Archimedes." Archimedes: "Bwaaarrrl, Archimedes wants brains!" Medic: "Yes, Archimedes wants all the brains, doesn't he?"

Pushing the Cart on Helltower

Archimedes: "Bwark, push the dead man!" Medic: "I'm trying..." Archimedes: "Bwaaarl, send him to hell!" Medic: "Ah, yes."

Standing on captured point, firing weapon

Archimedes: "Bwaaaark, stand on the point!"

未使用的回应

条件不祥

"Hello, Fräuleins!"（欢乐，讽刺的语气） 你好呀，小姐！