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Greetings and salutations, WikiUsername.

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My name is Becky. And Vinny. And Julie.

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I am a creature.

I write stuff.

I make stuff by combining sounds together.

I screech at the top of my lungs out my window at 2 AM.


Nothing interesting is on this page, so let me play you the song of my people.

"I'm the Chowder Man, my title for life, If you're hoping to find me, just look into the light

It's not about food, it's a life philosophy

You gotta be the strongest, and fight to succeed

I'm climbing the mountains, I'm swimming the rivers

I'm the eagle in the sky, and I'm ready for dinner

Life's a highway, and I'm the car

If you ride with Chowder Man, you're gonna go far

I am, the Chowder Man!

I am, the Chowder Man!

I am, the Chowder Man!

I am, the Chowder Man!

I'm the Chowder, Chowder, Man!

I'm the Chowder, Chowder, Man!"

Never played before in 'me life!
The Demoman


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The Chowder Man song is courtesy of Hot Dad. I love you, Hot Dad.