payn's little corner of stupidity
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| Basic information | |
| Type: | doopid idot |
| Gender: | Male |
| Birth place: | Fiji! I live in Australia currently, though. |
| Native language: | English i speak a lil' Fijian tho |
| Age: | 14 |
| Team Fortress 2 | |
| Favorite classes: | Medic and Engineer! spah sapping mah medick |
| Favorite maps: | Frontier, Upward, Skirmish, and Badwater Basin! yes i play the maps everyone else plays theres a REASON everyone does >:( |
| Favorite weapons: | Strange and Community! i love showing people how much i suck at medic |
| Contact information | |
| Steam page: | [1] |
| “ | Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?
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— payn. when he gets sent into the shadow realm by a crocket with 100% uber
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General Info!
Hey! I'm rather new to the wiki, so I apologise if I mess up or make some bad edits here n' there. I'd love advice, so if you have any please give me some on my talk page!
every goddamn time i play tf2 people keep making jokes about me being in "payn" please shut up only i can make those jokes
Likes N' Dislikes!
I love TF2 (obviously), rhythm games, and savoury foods. I also might be masochistic because I main one of the most paynful (see what I did there?) classes to main, Medic, and somehow have fun. I have started to play Scout, he's pretty damn fun. Soldier is also pretty gamer, I enjoy playing him when my brain is too fried to play Medic. I've started to become a Battle Engie main somehow, I got gifted a Panic Attack by a friend and it went from there.
I dislike cheaters, bots, toxic idiots blahblahblah literally no one cares why tf did you put this here-
My Main History!
- I'm a Medic Main(mostly)! About 400+ hours on Medic, and counting....
My preferred loadout with this German psychopath is the Crusader's Crossbow (Festive variant), Stock Medi Gun, and the Ubersaw. yes I'm a meta slave pls dont bulli me :( - Former Pyro main! Freaking 500+ on that nerd. My preferred loadout with that schizophrenic freak is the Degreaser, Panic Attack, and Backscratcher. It's genuinely scary how fast this loadout eats through someone's health.
Don't play him much anymore because 500+ hours of W+M1 gets boring after a while. - Former Spy main!
Preferred loadout with this sneaky frenchman is the L'etranger, Big Earner, and the Dead Ringer or stock Invis Watch.
I am a speedy boi, and never freaking die, hehehe - Former Demo main! I mained him for like a month then switched lmfao-
My preferred loadout with this Black Scottish Cyclops drunkard is the Iron Bomber, Stickybomb Launcher, and the bottl. I like the bottl :) - Former Heavy main! Same story as Demo.
My preferred loadout with this not very teeny man is the Tomislav, Sandvich, and the GRU.
Tommy Gruvich Enjoyer people, Tommy Gruvich.
I've also become a Fat Scout enjoyer, I just switch out the Sandvich for the Panic Attack. - Former Soldier main! Same story as Heavy, and Demo, again.
My preferred loadout with this very patriotic and violent man is the Original or Direct Hit, Panic Attack or Battalion's Backup, and the Disciplinary Action. i hate the fact crockets exist tbh... - Former Engineer main???? what is my main history this is mind boggling.
My preferred loadout with this Texan boi when I'm normal defensive Engineer is the Rescue Ranger, Wrangler, and Jag. Yes, I'm a basic boi.
When I wanna do things Texas Style(TM), I use the Panic Attack, Pistol, and the Gunslinger. i learnt how to aim lets go its more fun now!!!! - Semi Scout main??? I only really play him on things that don't have any real objective, like Hightower or 2Fort.
My preferred loadout with the Boston boi with French genes in him ew is the Stock Scattergun, Flying Guillotine and the Atomiser! mobility gaeming
Names and Descriptions for my weapons! (click this)
Thought I'd put the multiple dumb asf names I've made for my weapons that're strange, or the names I'd like to put on weapons!
Quick Thank You's!
Akolyth for the inspiration of this user page! and hopefully letting me steal some of his user page stuff to repurpose here lol
GrampaSwood for being cool and giving me advice for when i mess up, haha.
My Favourite Voicelines, In Class Order.
Scout:
| “ | Yeah, I dare ya. Rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy.
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— The Scout after beating someone to death with a fish.
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| “ | You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield.
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— Now he's insulting the body. He almost sounds like an asshole, but he's right.
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| “ | Repeat after me: mhmm-mhmm-mhmm I'm dead!
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— He's beating up the corpse now??? Dude, chill. He's already dead.
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Soldier:
| “ | If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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— The Soldier taking a good look at those filthy communists.
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| “ | Dominated, hippie! Get a job!
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— He just killed the entirety of the USSR with a crocket. Gah dayum, a true patriot.
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| “ | Checkmate, Stalingrad!
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— Hahaha, get screwed Stalin.
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Pyro: I don't really have a favourite because they're all mumbles lol
Demo:
| “ | You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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— The Demoman after kabooming some random Medic with 100% Uber.
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| “ | ...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... (sobbing)
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— He just went through an existential crisis. Are you okay, Demo?
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| “ | Yer so bloody TINY! Yer like a toy-sized version of a man!
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— Looks like he's back to normal, but slightly drunker. He's berating some Scout now.
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Heavy:
| “ | The burning you feel? It is shame.
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— The Heavy scolding his tiny, baby, coward team members.
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| “ | You are dead. Not big surprise.
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— It appears he is unamused by his teammate's incompetence.
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| “ | Don't run! It's just ham!
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— He appears to be slapping his team members with a Ham Shank? Has he finally gone insane, just like the rest of his team?
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Engineer:
| “ | These fellas are gonna be Ohm-less if they don't put up more of a... RESISTANCE! (laughter) Ah, that's an engineerin' joke.
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— The Engineer on how pathetic the enemy team are.
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| “ | This button here, builds Teleporters. This button, builds Dispensers. And this little button makes them enemy sum-bitches wish they'd never been born!
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— Why does this sound so good though.
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| “ | Don't worry, boys! The Engineer, is Engi-here! (laughs) Yeah, still tinkerin' with that one.
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— He's here! Prepare for a victory. (or don't its a gibusvision engie lmfao)
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| “ | You may build your body by lifting weights, Hale! I build my body by lifting heavy machinery!
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— I just had to add this one it's just too good-
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Medic:
| “ | Prepare for your examination... (laughs)
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— The Medic when he is about 5 meters from your exact location.
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| “ | Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not zink ve brought enough body-bags.
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— Uh oh! It appears he murdered your entire family.
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| “ | Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?
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— Now he's laughing at your corpse. Your pathetic ragdoll. You suck. How could you let this happen.
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Sniper:
| “ | This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!
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— The Sniper as he aims at some random watermelon.
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| “ | Spy that, ya fancy bloody wuss!
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— Looks like he shot some poor invisible Spy in front of it. He's not complaining, though.
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| “ | Its a miracle. Its an Australian Christmas bloody miracle!
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— He's celebrating with a Christmas party? Didn't know Australians celebrated Christmas in July.
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Spy:
| “ | May I borrow your headpiece? [Mimicking Scout] This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!
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— The Spy after trickstabbing some overzealous unusual wearing Scout.
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| “ | You look like death warmed over. Heheheh.
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— Now he's taunting some W+M1 Pyro who spotted him after trickstabbing it too. How many hours on this game does this guy have again?
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| “ | All in a day's work.
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— He- he just trickstabbed the entire enemy team. What the hell? Is this guy ok? He's talking like its perfectly normal????
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SAXTON HALE!
| “ | Propertyyyy... DAAAMAAAAAGE!
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— Saxton Hale as he leaps out of his office to beat up some hippies.
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| “ | Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! You little, little men! Aw, you're adorable.
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— Saxton Hale gazing upon the scattered corpses of said hippies.
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| “ | They'll have a dispenser for you in heaven.
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— He killed the Scout from TF2 wtf-
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I hope to contribute greatly! Have a nice day, if you got all the way down here :) (I made the Fiji and Pilk userboxes myself :DDDD) (i'd add them to the normal userbox page but im scared of screwing smth up so im not gonna bother)
