User:Dr. Blutengott
Dr. Blutengott
please watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7KideF5viM
I am Dr. Blutengott. My goal is to protect my team from their greatest threat, themselves. Left unattended, insane Soldiers will blast their own legs off, drunk Demomen will lose more than just an eye, brash Scouts will jump right the thick of battle unaided. Any without me, The Big Guns will be vulnerable. My name is Klaus Blutengott. I am a medic.
To Heavies
Ok. I know you have a Sandvich. You know you have a sandvich. We both know you have a Sandvich. I can heal you back to full health. I cannot do the same for me. The next time we're ambushed by a Pyro, drop the damn Sandvich for me so I dont have to run around looking like a wounded doe. Thank you.
To Pyros
Ok, I know you like fire, thats nice, i can heal most of what you mess up. I know you have a Flamethrower and that it throws flames. But it also puts out flames. So if you see me on fire, please put them out. I'd do the same for you if you could catch on fire. Because you and me man, were amazing together. But I need to be not dead for it to work. So please?
To Soldiers
You like crockets right? They blow people up. I like them to, I even have a gun that can make them and Ill gladly use it with you. But first you have to protect me until its ready. You have regular rockets that can take out threats to me, and make you lose your crockets. So help me help you and help me.
