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=='''Dr. Blutengott'''==  
 
=='''Dr. Blutengott'''==  
 
[[Image:User_Dr._Blutengott_Medic_Kitty.jpg‎|frame|Medic can has CheeseUber?]]
 
[[Image:User_Dr._Blutengott_Medic_Kitty.jpg‎|frame|Medic can has CheeseUber?]]
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please watch
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7KideF5viM
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I am Dr. Blutengott. My goal is to protect my team from their greatest threat, themselves. Left unattended, insane [[Soldier|Soldiers]] will blast their own legs off, drunk [[Demomen|Demomen]] will lose more than just an eye, brash [[Scout|Scouts]] will jump right the thick of battle unaided. Any without me, [[Heavy|The Big Guns]] will be vulnerable. My name is Klaus Blutengott. I am a medic.
 
I am Dr. Blutengott. My goal is to protect my team from their greatest threat, themselves. Left unattended, insane [[Soldier|Soldiers]] will blast their own legs off, drunk [[Demomen|Demomen]] will lose more than just an eye, brash [[Scout|Scouts]] will jump right the thick of battle unaided. Any without me, [[Heavy|The Big Guns]] will be vulnerable. My name is Klaus Blutengott. I am a medic.
  
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Ok. I know you have a Sandvich. You know you have a sandvich. We both know you have a Sandvich. I can heal you back to full health. I cannot do the same for me. The next time we're ambushed by a [[Pyro]], drop the damn Sandvich for me so I dont have to run around looking like a wounded doe. Thank you.
 
Ok. I know you have a Sandvich. You know you have a sandvich. We both know you have a Sandvich. I can heal you back to full health. I cannot do the same for me. The next time we're ambushed by a [[Pyro]], drop the damn Sandvich for me so I dont have to run around looking like a wounded doe. Thank you.
  
please watch
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==To Pyros==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6MCAPD6AXQ
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Ok, i know you like fire, thats nice, i can heal most of what you mess up. I know you have a Flamethrower and that it throws flames. But it also puts out flames. So if you see me on fire, please put them out. I'd do the same for you if you could catch on fire. Because you and me man, were amazing together. But I need to be not dead for it to work. So please?
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[[Category:Medic players]]
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[[Category:Medic players ]][[Category:Spy players]][[Category:Engineer players]][[Category:Soldier players]][[Category:Pyro players]]

Revision as of 03:51, 4 August 2011

Dr. Blutengott

Medic can has CheeseUber?

please watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7KideF5viM


I am Dr. Blutengott. My goal is to protect my team from their greatest threat, themselves. Left unattended, insane Soldiers will blast their own legs off, drunk Demomen will lose more than just an eye, brash Scouts will jump right the thick of battle unaided. Any without me, The Big Guns will be vulnerable. My name is Klaus Blutengott. I am a medic.

To Heavies

Ok. I know you have a Sandvich. You know you have a sandvich. We both know you have a Sandvich. I can heal you back to full health. I cannot do the same for me. The next time we're ambushed by a Pyro, drop the damn Sandvich for me so I dont have to run around looking like a wounded doe. Thank you.

To Pyros

Ok, i know you like fire, thats nice, i can heal most of what you mess up. I know you have a Flamethrower and that it throws flames. But it also puts out flames. So if you see me on fire, please put them out. I'd do the same for you if you could catch on fire. Because you and me man, were amazing together. But I need to be not dead for it to work. So please?