User:Ale

Welcome to a world of horror and despair and also butterflies

I am ale and I am cool; I enjoy editing quite some, specially translating pages to spanish, I also like nipples and drinking unhealthy stuff like coca-cola. I am a vector artist but I hate photoshop, because it's plain silly, my program is Fireworks CS6 which is originally an editing program but it has a vector section, which I do not use because my vectors are not vectors but bmp >:( I am from Venezuela, which is a thirdworld penishole and it sucks, our president is corrupt as nipples.

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A picture of me looking as neat as ever

My main classes are Soldier, Pyro and Demoman, but I play all of the classes. I really have nothing to say so I guess I'll just put some of my artsy pictures, not all of them tho, they'd be way too many. I normally dump my stuff in here but I guess you don't give a nipple, nor do I honestly.

I currently own a PS3 and an Xbox, I don't play in Xbox live because fuck paying, ps3 name is alewerf though, you can add me and we can play and we can be buddies for life <3. My favorite game (not fun-wise, but other stuff) in PC is definately Penumbra: Black Plague, along with Lone Survivor, my favorite Xbox game is Alan Wake, because it is terribly, terribly neat, PS3 game I'd say Skate 3 or something because fuck it.

Here are some of my neatest shit that I haven't featured here like in the banner

coolio machete
Alejandro Gonzalez, I'll probably have to explain this
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This is really, really old.
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This was my first GOOD vector, old times :(
man, old as penis too.
My good old pyro :(
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'Aliens'
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my orgasm face
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I did this for a bro.
old wibbs :(
I fucking love this

I really hate reddit, and I should browse 4chan more often but eh, fuck it. It's cancer now, there's pretty much no gold anywhere on the internet now, and I don't want to get in those japanese chan websites and I'm not such a pedophile to get in sites like 7chan, oh well.