万圣节 Boss 语音回应

语音回应（Voice Responses）是游戏中的玩家或角色达成某个条件，如击杀玩家时，所触发的语音台词。此前的万圣节更新先后发布了以下万圣节 Boss/角色：脱缰的无头骑士，魔眼，马拉莫斯，炸弹魔书，以及雷德蒙德·曼恩与布鲁塔克·曼恩两兄弟。他们都有着各自的语音回应，而本条目的以下内容将它们悉数列出。

尖叫要塞更新 （2010）

脱缰的无头骑士

出场

（不详的笑声）

闲置

（邪恶的笑声） （雄厚的笑声） （阴险的笑声） （疯狂的笑声）

攻击

（洪亮的叫喊）） （野性的叫喊） （兴奋的叫喊） （雄厚的叫喊） （短促的叫喊） （低沉的叫喊）

施展“BOO！”嘲讽

BOO!

受到巨大伤害

ARGH! UGH! OWW!

被击败

（沉重的叫喊） （短促的叫喊） （痛苦的叫喊）

非常恐怖的万圣节特约 （2011）

魔眼

笑声

HA HA HA HAH! HA HA HA! HAH! （震耳欲聋的笑声）

被击晕

（断断续续的呻吟） （呻吟） （雄厚的叹气） （打嗝） （短促的叫喊） （咕哝） （尖叫） （沉重的呻吟）

被激怒

ARRRR! DAHHHH! UH-ARRR! （咕哝）

传送

(whoom!)

受到巨大伤害

OWWW!

被击败

（呻吟） （嘶声）

幽灵万圣节特约 （2012）

马拉莫斯

出场

"I am here!" 我降临于此！ "I have come!" 我可已经来了！ "Merasmus has risen!" 马拉莫斯已于此崛起！ "Cower fools! Merasmus is here!" 退缩吧，蠢货们！马拉莫斯于此降临！ "Run fools! Run from Merasmus!" 快逃吧，蠢货们！逃离我马拉莫斯的魔掌！ "Merasmus the Wizard has come for your souls!" 大魔法师马拉莫斯可要来夺取你们的灵魂了！ （邪恶的笑声） （阴险的笑声） （疯狂的笑声） "Soldier! Never anger a magician!" 士兵！永远不要激怒一个魔法师！ "Welcome. To your doom!" 欢迎来到...你的毁灭！ "DOOM! All of you are doomed!" 毁灭！你们所有人都将迎来毁灭！ "Enjoy Halloween mortals, for it will be your last!" 享受这个万圣节吧，凡人们，因为这将是你们最后一次享受它！ "Merasmus arrives on a tide of blood! *小声地* Oh hello, Soldier". 马拉莫斯顺着血潮而来！*小声地*哦你好啊，士兵。

攻击

魔杖猛击

"Arrr!" "Rarrr!" "Rharr!" "Hah!" "Plah!" "Uh huh hah!" "Rahhh!" "Mortis Attagstah!" "Staffus Attackum!" "Hehrrr!"

施展法术

"You cannot run!" 你们在劫难逃！ "Run fools!" 四散而逃吧蠢货们！ "You're all fools!" 你们通通都是些蠢货！ "Hurlus bombinus!" "Mortis Longdistimus!"

投射炸弹

"Bombinomicon! Destroy them!" 炸弹魔书！摧毁他们！ "By the power...of the Bombinomicon!" 以...炸弹魔书之力！ "Booooooombinomicon!" 炸弹魔书！ "Forbidden book! I unchain thee!" 禁忌之书！我将你解放！ "Cower before the Bombinomicon!" 在炸弹魔书面前退缩吧！ "Beebus Barrasbus Bombinomicon!" "Bombinomicon! Heed my call! 炸弹魔书！听我号令！ "Feel the terror...of reading!" 感受...“阅读”的恐惧吧！ "Feel the terror...of books!" 感受...“书籍”的恐惧吧！ "Heads up!" 当心咯！ "Fire in the hole!" 小心法术！ "Grenade!（笑声） 手雷！（笑声） "（疯狂的笑声）" "Bombs! So many bombs!" 炸弹！如此多的炸弹！ "Magic everyone! Magic!" 魔法，凡人们！魔法！ "Yes! Yes! Perfect!" 是的！是的！完美！ "Yes! Flee! Flee, cowards!" 是的！逃吧！逃吧，胆小鬼们！ "（笑声）Run cowards! Run!" （笑声）逃吧蠢货们！逃吧！ "That's right. Run cowards!" 这就对了。逃吧蠢货们！ "（邪恶的笑声）Run cowards! Run!" 逃吧蠢货们！逃吧！ "How will you fight me when you're all so scared?" 被吓得屁滚尿流的你们将如何反抗我呢？ "The fear is inside you!" 恐惧深藏在你的内心之中！ "Fear me! Poop, poop in your pumpkin pants!" 畏惧我吧！吓得屁滚尿流吧！

在一段时间没有遭遇玩家后

（疯狂的笑声） （邪恶的笑声）

魔法咒语

"Basbus Brontu!" "Bontu Barsoma!" "Babmo Bibrundo!" "Bravus Abimbus!" "Barbo Cabarto!" "Abo Alabasbas!" "Lesbo Barrabus!" "Barraparraf Brubus!" "Binto Bartum!" "Bemilus Bronte!" "Mictor Ate!"

魔术误伤

"Son of a...!" 你这该死的... "Herm!" "Gah!" "Gudah!"

受到巨大伤害

"Uhhhh!" "Ahhhhh!" "Ooohhhhh!" "Dawwwww!" "Oughhhh!"

玩家用“炸弹头”魔术击晕马拉莫斯

"Nooo!" "Nooo!" "Yaaah!" "Ahhhh!" "Oh the irony!" 哦这多么可笑！ "Ahhhh! You're still a fool!" 啊！你们愚蠢依旧！ "Ahh!" "Oww! Et tu head bombs?" 啊！你也是吗，炸弹头？ "Ahhhh!" "Ahhhhhhhh!" "Ah! Back! Stay back you fools!" 啊！滚开！给我滚开蠢货们！ "Ah! Magic...powerless...against bombs!" 啊！魔法...对付炸弹...太过无力！ "Ooooh! I did not think this through." 哦！我可没料到会有这一招！ "Ahh! Well played! Fool." 啊！算你们有点本事！蠢货们。 "Nyah! No, don't hit me with it!" 呐！不，别用那玩意儿碰我！ "Haaah!" "No, that really hurt!" 不，那可真是超疼！ "Aah! Ghost pain! It's worse than regular pain!" 啊！幽灵般的痛苦！比一般的痛苦更糟啊！ "Bombinomicon! Betrayer!" 炸弹魔书！你这叛徒！ "Naaah! Oh, Judas book!" 呐！哦，这叛徒魔书！ "Ahh! Who told you to do that?" 啊！谁让你那样做的？ "Naaah!" "Ahh! So weak!" 啊！如此虚弱！ "Fool! Your bombs are only making me weaker!（虚弱的笑声）So weak!" 蠢货！你们的炸弹不过是让我虚弱了一些！（虚弱的笑声）如此虚弱！

隐藏

伪装成一件道具

"Must hide and heal." 得躲起来恢复一下了。 "Must hide and heal." 得躲起来恢复一下了。 "Must hide. Get stronger." 得躲起来，变得更强。 "Must hide. Must heal." 得躲起来恢复一下了。 "Must hide. Must heal." 得躲起来恢复一下了。 "Merasmus must hide." 马拉莫斯得躲起来。 "Merasmus must hide." 马拉莫斯得躲起来。 "No strength. Must hide." 没力量了，得躲起来。 "No! This cannot be the end! Must hide." 不！这绝不会是结局！得躲起来。 "Fools! I will come back stronger!" 蠢货们！我还会变得更强而卷土重来的！ "Fools! Do you not know you deal with the master of hiding!" 蠢货们！你们知道自己正在很隐藏大师作对吗！ "Fools! Feel the terror of my hiding!" 蠢货们！感受我隐藏的恐惧吧！ "You cannot kill me fools! For I am great at hiding!" 你们杀不了我的，蠢货们！因为我超擅长隐藏的！ "The hide-ening! It is here! Okay, need to find a hiding-spot." 开始隐藏！好的，得找个好地方。 "Time to play hide-and-seek...your doom!" 是时候玩玩捉迷藏了...是玩你的毁灭！ "Must hide. Get stronger." 得躲起来，变得更强。 "You have bested my magic! But can you withstand the dark power...of HIDING!" 你虽打败了我的魔法！但你能战胜隐藏的黑暗之力吗！ 如果玩家很长时间都没能找到马拉莫斯 "Demoman! Would you have your eye back? Come find me!" 爆破手！想把眼睛夺回来吗？来找我呀！ （恶毒的笑声）"The longer I hide. The stronger I get." （恶毒的笑声）躲得越久，我就越强。 （抑扬顿挫地）"I'm healing!" （邪恶的笑声） （抑扬顿挫地）我在恢复呢！（邪恶的笑声） "Muhahaha. I'm healing myself. With healing magic." 姆哈哈哈。我在用治疗魔法恢复呢。 "Muhahaha. I'm healing myself. With healing magic. And aspirin." 姆哈哈哈。我在用治疗魔法恢复呢，还有阿司匹林。 （虚弱的笑声） "The longer I hide, the stronger I get." 虚弱的笑声）躲得越久，我就越强。 "The fools! They have no idea how strong I'm getting. Or how loud...I'm..talking..." 那些蠢货全然不知我正变得多么强大，也不清楚我说得...多么...大声。 "He he he! I'm getting stronger!" 呵呵呵！我正变得更强！ "He he he he! I'm getting stronger!" 呵呵呵呵！我正变得更强！ "Oh life courses back into my ghostly wizard veins!" 啊！生命重归我鬼魅般的巫师血脉中！ "Oh hiding heals my battered ghost body! It is a Halloween miracle!" 啊，光是藏起来即可恢复我受伤的妖魔身躯！这简直是个万圣节奇迹！ "If you don't find me soon, I'll get so strong I might die of strength （大笑） That's a real thing!" 如果你们不马上找到我的话，我可能会因为变得太强而暴毙哦（大笑）那可是事实！ "Fools! A wizard heals himself right under your noses!" 蠢货们！一个巫师就在你们眼皮子底下恢复呢！ "Find me soon. I'm getting super strong and totally healed! (laughs) Hiding is the best!" 快找到我吧。我将完全恢复并获得超凡的力量！ "Oh I am healing so much hiding as this pumpkin. Oh no! I gave it away! Or did I? So much mystery." 哦，我正伪装成一个南瓜而恢复了如此之多。哦不！我说漏嘴了...吗？这还真令人费解。 "Aah, hiding...healing...I might never come out." 啊，隐藏...恢复...我怕是永远都不会再现身咯。 "I am hiding, but as what? A pumpkin? A brick! Perhaps a harmless oil drum? Or a brick?" 我正伪装着隐藏呢，但伪装成什么呢？南瓜？砖块？或者一个人畜无害的油桶？ "Come find me! If you dare!" 来找我啊！如果你敢的话！ "I'm hiding. But where? So much mystery!" 我正躲着呢，但是在哪呢？真是令人费解。 "The terrifying hiding mystery...continues!" 令人闻风丧胆的隐藏谜题...就此继续！ "You'll never guess my disguise. It's too cunning!" 你永远猜不出我伪装成什么了！这可真狡猾！ "Find me! ... Nope! Getting colder!" 快找到我啊！...不！越来越冷了！ "Find me! No, getting colder...colder...colder...colder!" 快找到我啊！不，越来越...冷...越来越...冷了！ "You fools! You will never find me!" 你们这帮蠢货！你们永远找不到我！ "Fools! You'll never find me!" 蠢货们！你们永远找不到我！ "I am hidden somewhere in this eldritch realm. But where? Where?" 我就藏在这恐怖区域的某个位置。但是在哪呢？哪呢？ "Where could I be?" 我会藏在哪里呢？ "Hmmm. Where could the best wizard be hiding?" 哼。最强的巫师会藏在哪里呢？ （邪恶的笑声） "Oh I'm not there." 哦，我并不在那哦。 "I'm inside your head!" 我就藏在你脑子里！ "Close. You're getting warmer!" 快到了。你变暖和咯！]] "You're close! Oh, so close! Or are you?" 你就快找到了！哦，就差一点！不是吗？ "You're close! Oh, you're so close!" 你就快找到了！哦，你就差那么一点点！ "Hmm. Where could I be?" 哼，我会藏在哪里呢？ "Where could Merasmus be?" 马拉莫斯藏在哪里呢？

被找到

"Huzzah!" "Surprise!" 惊喜！ "Wizard surprise!" 巫师的惊喜！ "Magic!" 魔法！ "Emergis Exmortis!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Bulazbo!"

战斗结果

离开

"Goodbye... Forever!" 后会...无期咯！ "Alright, I'm leaving now." 好吧，我要走咯。 "Alright, I'm leaving now." 好吧，我要走咯。 "Goodbye, everyone!" 再见啦，蠢货们！ "Well, that was fun. Off I go!" 好吧，那可真有趣。但我得走了！ "Alright, goodbye everyone!" 好吧，再见啦蠢货们！ "Enough! I leave." 够了，我走了。 "A-ha! Too slow! I leave!" 啊哈！太慢了！我走了！ *邪恶的笑声* "Goodbye, forever!" *邪恶的笑声*后会无期咯！ *邪恶的笑声* "Goodbye, forever! *小声地* I'll see you at home, Soldier." *邪恶的笑声*后会无期咯！我在家里等你，士兵。 "You have amused Merasmus, but now I must attend to other eldritch business. Farewell!" 你们已取悦了马拉莫斯，但我现在有其它有关巫术的当务之急。后会有期！ "*邪恶的笑声* I bid you, farewell!" *邪恶的笑声*我向你们告别咯！ "Farewell! Happy Halloween, everyone!" 后会有期！大家万圣节快乐！ "I leave you... to your doom!" 我离开你们...前往你们的毁灭了！

被击败

"Ach, no!" 啊，不！ "You win. No, wait, it's a tie! Argh..." 你们赢了。不，等等，这是平局！啊... "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Oooh!" "Nyyaaagh! I hate you so much, Soldier!" 呐！我如此恨你，士兵！ "You haven't heard the last of Merasmus the Magician!" 你们还未倾听我大魔法师马拉莫斯的遗言！ "I die, I diieeee... bye Soldier." 我死了，我死了...再见了士兵。 "I die! Soldier, you were the wooorst roommate!" 我死了！士兵，你是最烂的室友！ "I die! I curse this land, for a hundred years!- No! A thousand! Thousand year-oh, I die!" 我死了！我诅咒这片土地一百年！——不！一千年！整整一千——哦，我死了！ "Noooo!" 不！ "Noooo!" 不！

命运之轮 揭晓

命运之轮 转动

"The wheel spins!" 命运之轮转动了！ "The wheel spins!" 命运之轮转动了！ "I spin the Wheel of Fate!" 我已转动了命运之轮！ "The Wheel of Fate spins!" 命运之轮转动了！ "You cannot escape the Wheel of Fate!" 你们逃脱不了命运之轮！ "Spin, wheel! Spin!" 转吧，轮子！转吧！ "Spin the wheel, and seal your fate!" 转动轮子，决定你们的命运！ "Yes, spin the wheel, you fools. See what horrors are in store for you." 好的，转动轮子，你们这帮蠢货。看看它将为你们带来什么样的恐惧。 "Prepare to feel the wrath of the Wheel of Fate!" 准备迎接命运之轮的怒火吧！ "Yes, spin the Wheel of Fate!" 好的，转动命运之轮。 "Your fate... is at hand!" 你们的命运...即将决定！ "The Wheel of Fate is a fickle mistress." 命运之轮就如善变的女人。 "The wheel spins!" 命运之轮转动了！ "（笑声）Your fate is at hand." （笑声）你们的命运即将决定。 "The wheel will be your undoing." 命运之轮将招致你的失败！ "Yes... Yes! The wheel!" 好的...好的！命运之轮！ "Yes... Yes! Fate!" 好的...好的！命运！ "The wheel! Come on wheel, Merasmus needs this." 轮子！转吧轮子，马拉莫斯需要这个。 "The wheel! Come on wheel, you owe me." 轮子！转吧轮子，你欠我的。 "The wheel! Come on... Set them all on fire." 轮子！转吧...点燃他们！ "The wheel! Come on... Big. Head. Come on, big head." 轮子！转吧...大头魔法。转吧，大头魔法。

命运·大头

"Big heads!" 大头！ "（笑声）Big head fate! Big head fate!" （笑声）大头命运！大头命运！ "I curse your heads... with bigness!" 我以肿大...诅咒你的脑袋！ "You cannot escape the terror... of your own giant head!" 你逃脱不了...你大脑袋的恐怖！ "Super big heads!" 超级大脑袋！ "Plague of head-biggening!" 大头瘟疫！ "Big heads! The horror! The horror!" 大头！恐怖！恐怖！

命运·小头

"Shrunken heads!" 缩水脑袋！ "Tiny heads!" 小脑袋！ "Teeny, tiny heads! As foretold in prophecy." 超，超小脑袋！正如语言所料。 "Feel the tiny eldritch terror of an itty... bitty... head!" 感受怪异...小...小脑袋的恐惧吧。 "Like your tiny heads? THANK MAGIC!" 喜欢你的小脑袋吗？多亏了魔法！ "Teeny, tiny heads!" 小，小脑袋！

命运·极速

"Super Speed!" 极速！

命运·舞会

"Dance fools!" 跳吧蠢货们！ "Darkness falls across the land! The dancing hour is close at hand!" 黑暗笼罩大地！舞会近在咫尺！ "And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to spasmus. For no mere mortal can resist, the magic of Merasmus!" 尽管意志仍在挣扎作战，你们的身躯已开始颤动。因为没人凡人能够抗拒，马拉莫斯的无边法力！ "Dance. Dance! DANCE!" 跳吧。跳吧！跳吧！ "Plague of dancing!" 舞蹈瘟疫！

命运·诅咒

血流不止 "The bloodening!" 流血吧！ "Blood-letting!" 流血吧！ "Let the blood flow!" 让鲜血喷涌而出！ "Blood fate!" 血色命运！ "Plague of blood!" 鲜血瘟疫！ 引火上身 "Firestorm!" 火焰风暴！ "Fire!" 火焰！ "Fire, yes! Now you're all on fire!" 火焰，使得！现在你们全都着火了！ "Fire! Oh, that's a good one!" 火焰！哦，那可真不错！ "Burn fools, burn!" 烧吧蠢货们，烧吧！ "BURN!" 燃烧！ "Burn fools!" 燃烧吧蠢货们！ "Hellfire!" 地狱之火！ 尿雨天降 "Jarate!" 瓶手道！ "Jarate! No magic is beneath Merasmus!" 瓶手道！马拉莫斯的魔法无出其右！ "Jarate! That is what you think it is!" 瓶手道！就是你想的那个瓶手道！ "Rain of waste!" 废品之雨！ "Jarate! Merasmus is...sorry about this one." 瓶手道！马拉莫斯...对此很抱歉。 "Jarate! Merasmus is...not proud...of this one." 瓶手道！马拉莫斯...并不为它...感到骄傲。 "Rain of Jarate!" 瓶手道之雨！ "Rain of Jarate! *sotto voce* I'm sorry about this." 瓶手道之雨！*低声地*我对此很抱歉。 "Jarate!" 瓶手道！ "Jarate! Jarate for everyone!" 瓶手道！人人有份！ "Jarate for everyone! I'm so, so sorry!" 瓶手道，人人有份！我真的真的很抱歉！ 幽灵呼唤 "Ghosts!" 幽灵！ "Let the haunting... begin!" 让惊惧开始吧！ "Rise, rise from your graves!" 重生吧，自你们的坟墓中重生吧！ "Plague of ghosts!" 幽灵瘟疫！

命运·失重

"Low gravity!" 低重力！ "Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it!" 重力令我不悦，所以我移除了它！ "Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it! ...Most of it!" 重力令我不悦，所以我移除了它...的大多数！ "Gravity! I banish thee!" 重力！我将你驱逐！ "Bid farewell to your precious gravity!" 跟你们可贵的重力道别吧！

命运·超级跳

"Super jumping!" 超级跳！ "High jump!" 跳高高！

命运·爆击

"It is the crit boostening!" 是爆击加成哟！

命运·无敌

"You are GODS! *sotto voce* ...I don't know why I put that on the wheel..." 你们已飞升成神！*低声地*...我不知道我为啥要把那个加在命运之轮里... "You are GODS! Magic! It is not an exact science." 你们已飞升成神！这是魔法！可不是什么科学！ "Invincible! INVINCIBL- Wait, wait, what?" 刀枪不入！所向披-等等，啥，啥？ "Everybody's invincible! Muhahahaha! Fools! Ahahaha... eheh... Hold on..." 人人都刀枪不入了！姆哈哈哈哈！蠢货们！啊哈哈哈...额...等下... "You are GODS! Nahahaha... Enjoy your false confidence. It will be your doom!" 你们已飞升成神！呐哈哈哈...享受你们虚假的自信吧。这将是你们的毁灭！ "You are GODS! Aha, that may seem good, but it will be bad. In the fullness of time." 你们已飞升成神！啊哈，那也许听上去不错，但终究是坏事，只是时候未到。 "You are GODS! I... meant to do that. It will go badly for you. You watch." 你们已飞升成神！我...故意这样做的。你们会不得好死的，等着瞧吧。 "You are GODS! Wait, no no no no no!" 你们已飞升成神！等下，不不不不不！ "ÜBERCHARGE!"

炸弹魔书

附着炸弹在玩家头部

"Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard." 哎，伙计！我要给你个炸弹头。快跑巫师那去。 "Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard." 哎，伙计！我要给你个炸弹头。快跑巫师那去。 "I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard. Oh boy, let's do this!" 我要给你个炸弹头。快跑巫师那去。哦朋友，让我们赶紧的！ "Ey, go blow up that wizard for me, eh?" 哎，帮我炸翻那个巫师，如何？ "We don't got a lot of time, run at that wizard, okay?" 我们的时间不多了，快跑巫师那去，好吧？ "Hey, you! Take this! Go run at that wizard, okay? Okay." 嘿，你！接好了！快跑巫师那去，好吧？好的。 "Hey, I'm a bomb book! It's pretty good." 嘿，我是本炸弹书。超赞的。 "You and me, buddy! We're gonna blow that wizard up." 就你和我，伙计！我们一起炸翻那巫师！ "Ey, it's you! Yeah, take this. It's good. You gonna like this bomb head." 哎，是你！耶，接好这个。它很棒的。你会喜欢这个炸弹头的。 "Ey, it's me, the Bombinomicon! Oh, man, this is great!" 哎，是我，炸弹魔书！哦，伙计，这可真是太棒了！ "Ey, buddy, no time to explain! Run at that wizard!" 哎，伙计，没时间解释了！快跑巫师那去！ "Pow! Zoop! Run at that wizard!" Pow！Zoop！快跑巫师那去！ "Hey, it's me, the bomb book! Run at that wizard! Yeah, let's do it!" 嘿，是我，那本炸弹书！快跑巫师那去！耶，赶紧的。 "Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. Oh boy, let's do this!" 炸弹魔书！给你个炸弹头！ "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon! It's pretty good! Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good luck." 嘿，是我，炸弹魔书！超赞的！你的头也是个炸弹了。好的，一路顺风。 "Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good luck." 你的头变成炸弹咯！好的，一路顺风。 "Your head's a bomb now! Oh, it's really good! Okay, good luck." 你的头变成炸弹咯！哦，它超赞的！好的，一路顺风。 "Nice head. Now it's a bomb! I'm the greatest!" 真漂亮的脑袋。但现在它变成炸弹咯！我是最棒的！ "Nice head, buddy. Bomb head! It's good stuff." 真漂亮的脑袋，伙计。炸弹头！这可是超赞的东西。 "Ey, you got a head! Great! Now it's a bomb head." 啊，你有个脑袋！棒极了！它现在变成炸弹头了！ "Ey there! Pow! Bomb head! Oh, it's really good. Off I go." 哎那位！Pow！头顶炸弹！哦，它可真是不错。我跑路咯。 "Pow! Bomb head! Off I go." Pow！炸弹头！我跑路咯。 "Ey, buddy! You look like you could use a bomb for a head. Pow! Zoop! Off I go." 哎，伙计！你看上去能用个炸弹当脑袋。Pow！Zoop！我跑路咯。 "Ey, buddy! You look like you could use a bomb for a head. Pow! Zoop! Oh, it's really good." 哎，伙计！你看上去能用个炸弹当脑袋。Pow！Zoop！它可真是不错。 "Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. It's what I do." 炸弹魔书！给你个炸弹头。这是我的职责所在。 "Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. Ey, it's pretty nice." 炸弹魔书！给你个炸弹头。啊，它可真是不错。 "Pow! Zoop! Bomb head for you. Your head looks real nice. So long!" Pow！Zoop！给你个炸弹头。你的头看上去真的很棒。一路顺风！ "Pow! Zoop! You're gonna like this bomb head!" Pow！Zoop！你会喜欢你的炸弹头的！ "Pow! Zoop! Bomb head for you." Pow！Zoop！给你个炸弹头！ "Po-po-BAM! Bomb head for you! [大笑] Oh, it's good." Pow！Zoop！给你个炸弹头！[大笑]哦，真是不错。 "Oh, I hate that wizard. 'Ey! You should go blow him up." 哦，我恨死那个巫师了。哎，你该去炸翻他。 "Oh, I HATE that wizard! You should go blow him up." 哦，我恨死那个巫师了。你该去炸翻他。 "The wizard! Go blow him up! So long!" 那个巫师！炸翻他！终于！一路顺风！ "Ey, guy! What's up? Your head's a bomb now. Okay, we're good." 哎，伙计！出什么岔子了？你的脑袋变成炸弹咯。好的，我们意见一致。 "Ey, guy! What's up? Your head's a bomb now. Okay, we're good." 哎，伙计！出什么岔子了？你的脑袋变成炸弹咯。好的，我们意见一致。 "Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good stuff. Good stuff." 你的脑袋变成炸弹咯！好的，好东西。这真是好东西。] "Your head's a bomb now! This is gonna be the BEST!" 你的脑袋变成炸弹咯！这将是最为出彩的！ "Givin' you a bomb head! It's what I do." 给你个炸弹头！这是我的职责所在。 "Man, you got a nice head. Now it's a bomb head." 伙计，你的脑袋可真漂亮。而它现在是个炸弹头了。 "Po-po-BAM! Your head--it looks real nice." Po-po-BAM！你的脑袋--看上去真不错。

被举起

"Yeah, let's do this!" 耶，赶紧开始！ "Yeah, let's do it!" 耶，赶紧开始！ "Ey, guys!" 哎，伙计们！ "Yeah, sure!" 耶，没问题！ "Sure, why not?" 当然，为什么不呢？ "Okay, let's do this!" 好的，赶紧开始！ "YES! This is the greatest!" 好的！这真是最棒的！ "Oh-ho, this is is gonna be good!" Oh-ho，这将会很不错。 "Hey, everybody! I'm the Bombinomicon!" 嘿，大家好！我是炸弹魔书！ "Oh boy, let's do this!" 哦伙计，赶紧开始！ "Oh boy, let's do this!" 哦伙计，赶紧开始！ "Yeah, let's do it!" 耶，赶紧开始！ "Yeah, yeah!" "Yeah, yeah!" "Oh, this is gonna be the best!" 哦，这将会是最棒的！ "You got it!" 你真懂我！ "All right, stand back!" 好的，站开咯！ "Good stuff!" 好东西！ "Oh yeah! Get to throw some bombs!" 哦耶，要丢些炸弹咯！ "This is gonna be the best!" 这将会是最棒的！ "This is gonna be the best!" 这将会是最棒的！ "Hey, everybody!" 嘿，大家好！ "Have some bombs, guys!" 来些炸弹吧，伙计们！ "Yeah! Ha-ha!" "Yeah! Ha-ha!" "Here's a whole bunch of bomb stuff!" 这里有堆好炸弹哟！

欢迎玩家到骷髅岛

"Hey, guys! Beat that wizard, huh? Good stuff, good stuff, buddy." 嘿，伙计们！打赢那个巫师了，哈？很好，很好，朋友。 "How do you like this island? Pretty nice, huh? Waterfront property. Yeah, it's mine. Well, it's a timeshare. It's good for romancing the ladies though, no? There's this little cookbook I've been seeing, and--hey, it's pretty nice." 你们觉得这个岛如何啊？很棒，哈？海滨地产！耶，是我的哦。好吧，是分时占有的。但这是个和女士们来段浪漫约会的好地方，不是吗？还有本我一直在看的烹饪书，而且--嘿，真不错。 "Well, you feel free to poke around, I guess. You know, looks like that's what you're doing anyway, right? [大笑] Feel free to steal everything that isn't nailed down. Hey, I'm a book! What do I need with it?" 好吧，我想你们可以随便逛逛。你们懂得，这不就是你们正在干的事情吗？[大笑]这里的东西除了固定资产随便你们拿哦。嘿，我是本书！我还要它做什么呢？

当玩家获取骷髅岛主

"Ah, Merasmus' skull hat. That's gonna look real nice on your head." 啊，马拉莫斯的骷髅帽！它戴在你头上会很好看。 "Ah, Merasmus' skull hat! Ey, it's pretty nice." 啊，马拉莫斯的骷髅帽！哎，它可真漂亮！ "Ah, Merasmus' skull hat! Good choice, buddy. Very nice choice." 啊，马拉莫斯的骷髅帽！选的好，伙计。非常不错的选择。

尖叫要塞 2013

曼恩兄弟

推车竞赛

以下是雷德蒙德（对红队玩家）和布鲁塔克（对蓝队玩家）在地图 Helltower 中的台词。

回合开始

雷德蒙德 "This is Redmond Mann speaking from an unspecified location beyond the grave. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you to push my brother to hell!" 雷德蒙德·曼恩于此刻在墓穴之上的某处呼唤你们。我也许死了，但只要你们还在从我的账户里讨饭吃，你们就得为我奔走效劳。而我的命令是，把我那兄弟推到地狱去！ "It is I, your employer, Redmond Mann, from beyond the grave. I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other. Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push that cart!" 是我，你们的老板，雷德蒙德·曼恩，在我的坟墓上呼唤你们。我曾给你们一个极其冗长烦闷的工作：射杀彼此。而现在我给你们一份更简单的活去做：推那辆车！ "This is Redmond Mann, and I've got one simple request: Send my brother to hell!" 这里是雷德蒙德·曼恩，而我的要求很简单：把我那兄弟推到地狱去！ "This is your employer, and I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!" 这里是你们的老板，而我有工作给你们：把我那兄弟推到地狱去！ "Listen up you reprobates. This is Redmond Mann. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!" 听好了你们这些堕落之人。这里是雷德蒙德·曼恩。而那尸体是我那蠢货兄弟的。把它推到地狱去！ "Listen up you thugs. This is Redmond Mann speaking. And I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!" 听好了你们这些暴徒。这里是雷德蒙德·曼恩。而我有活要给你们干：把我那兄弟推到地狱去！ 布鲁塔克 "Listen up, you thugs. This is Blutarch Mann speaking. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you, from beyond the grave, to push my brother to hell! Until I tell you to stop!" 听好了你们这些暴徒。这里是布鲁塔克·曼恩。我也许死了，但只要你们还在从我的账户里讨饭吃，你们就得为我奔走效劳。而我此刻在坟墓上命令你们，把我那兄弟推到地狱去！直到我喊停为止！ "It is I, your employer, Blutarch Mann. From beyond the grave! I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other! Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push my brother to hell!" 是我，你们的老板，布鲁塔克·曼恩。我正在我的坟墓上！我曾给你们一个极其冗长烦闷的工作：射杀彼此！而现在我给你们一份更简单的活去做：推那辆车！ "This is Blutarch Mann speaking. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!" 这里是布鲁塔克，曼恩。那尸体是我那蠢货兄弟的。把它推到地狱去！ "This is Blutarch Mann, with one simple request: Send my brother to hell!" 这里是布鲁塔克，曼恩。任务很简单：把我那兄弟推到地狱去！ "This is Blutarch Mann speaking. Push! That! Cart! 这里是布鲁塔克，曼恩。推！那辆！车子！

红队领先

雷德蒙德 "Yes! Yes! Yes yes yes!" 好！好！好好好！ "Yes, that's it! Push!" 是的，就是这样！推！ "We're winning! Push!" 我们要赢了！推！ "Good, good!" 很好，很好！ "Yes!" 好！ "Perfect!" 完美！ "Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!" 甜蜜的砾石之母哟，我们要赢了！ "Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!" 不管你们怎么做的，继续下去！ "Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!" 不管你们怎么做的，这很管用！ "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch! I'm winning!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，布鲁塔克！我要赢了！ "I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best man!" 我要做到了！我终于真的要做到了！我是最强的！ "I'm winning! And you're losing, Blutarch! I will be the last man standing!" 我要赢了！而你要输了，布鲁塔克！我将是站到最后的人！ "How do you like those ghostly apples, Blutarch? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes, yes, yes yes yes..." 你对那些鬼怪般的苹果有何感受啊，布鲁塔克？不需回答。它们就像苦涩酸臭的灰塞满你的嘴，我敢肯定！好，好，好好好...]] （“苹果”指的应该是覆盖尸体的砾石） "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? The Badlands are mine!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，布鲁塔克？荒芜之地是我的！ "We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? I'm the best son!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，布鲁塔克？我才是最棒的儿子！ "I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Blutarch!" 我就要做到了！我要把你送到地狱去，布鲁塔克！ "Yes! I should've died years ago!" 好啊！（早知如此）许多年前我就该死了！ "Yes! All of my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!" 好啊！我所有的鬼魅计划都要实现了！ "We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!" 我们要赢了！心脏被捅九刀真是我人生中最美妙的事情！ "Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way." 好啊！将我兄弟送到地狱去是我自那怀孕机器之后最棒的计划！...顺便说一下，那事情也还没完呢。 布鲁塔克 "Push!" 推啊！ "Keep pushing the cart!" 继续推车！ "Push the cart!" 推车！ "Get to the cart!" 到车子那去！ "Don't leave my brother!" 不要离开我兄弟那！ "Push my brother!" 推我的兄弟！ "Hell is that way! Push!" 那条路就是通往地狱的！推！ "Drag your knuckles to that cart, you thick-browed member of the servant class!" 把指关节都扣在车子上，你们这帮拿钱办不好事的仆从！ "Do you have any idea what ungodly sum I'm paying you vagrants to push a corpse a hundred feet?" 你们知不知道我要为你们把车子推一百英尺而支付的天文数字？ "All you have to do is push a haunted corpse on a railcart into a gaping hell-mouth! It's not gravel science." 你们唯一要做的就是把那该死的尸体沿着轨道推进地狱口里去！这些无关什么砾石科技。 "Keep pushing!" 继续推车！ "Puuuush!" 推啊！ "We're losing!" 我们要输了！ "We're behind!" 我们落后了！ "They're trouncing us!" 他们要赢我们了！ "Biscuits and buncum, we're losing!" "Barnbiscuits, we're behind!" "We're losing!" 我们要输了！ "Hogwater, we're losing!" "Pissdumplings! They're winning!" "Posspuddle... We're losing!" Posspuddle...我们要输了！ "What am I paying you for?! Get my brother to hell!" 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的？送我兄弟下地狱啊！ "Why is my brother not in hell yet?" 为什么我的兄弟还没下地狱？ "Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?" 等下，我距地狱比我兄弟更近吗？ "Fight harder, you imbeciles!" 战斗地再努力些，你们这帮蠢货！ "Fight, you nincompoops!" 努力点，你们这帮傻子！ "Damn you Redmond!" 该死的雷德蒙德！

蓝队领先

雷德蒙德 "Push!" 推啊！ "Puuuush!" 推啊！ "Keep pushing!" 继续推车！ "Keep pushing the cart!" 继续推车！ "Get to the cart!" 到车子那去！ "Don't leave the cart!" 不要离开那车子！ "Puuuush!" 推啊！ "Puuuuuuush!" 推啊！ "No, you stupid poor people!" 不，你们这帮蠢穷鬼！ "Blast! I should've hired the BLU team!" 该死！我该雇佣蓝队那帮人的！ "We're losing!" 我们要输了！ "We're behind! Fight harder, you imbeciles!" 我们落后了！再努力些，你们这帮蠢货！ "They're winning!" 他们要赢了！ "Fight, you nincompoops! They're beating us!" 努力战斗，你们这帮蠢货！他们要打赢我们了！ "Biscuits and buncum, we're losing!" "Patswater! They're winning!" "Posspoddle, we're losing!" "Pissdumplings! They're beating us!" "Hogwater, we're losing!" "Boggarbottom! We're losing!" "Why is my brother not in hell yet?" 为什么我的兄弟还没下地狱？ "What am I paying you for? Push my brother to hell!" 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的？送我兄弟下地狱啊！ "Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?" 等下，我距地狱比我兄弟更近吗？ "Why is my brother winning?" 为什么我的兄弟要赢了？ "You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!" 你们这帮骗子承诺了要送他下地狱的！ "Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!" 该死，快把那具腐臭的尸体送到地狱去！否则我就用这儿的砾石埋葬你们！ "What the gravel am I paying you for?" 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的 "You unwashed reprobates! It's not gravel science!" 你们这些肮脏的堕落之人！这些都无关什么砾石科技！ "Damn you Blutarch!" 该死的布鲁塔克！ 布鲁塔克 "Yes! Yes yes yes yes!" 好！好好好好！ "Yes, that's it! Push!" 好，就是这样！推！ "Yes!" 好！ "Yes!" 好！ "Good, good!" 很好，很好！ "Perfect!" 完美！ "Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!" 甜蜜的砾石之母哟，我们要赢了！ "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? I'm winning!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，雷德蒙德！我要赢了！ "Yes! I should've died years ago!" 好啊！（早知如此）许多年前我就该死了！

雷德蒙德接近最终点（蓝队领先）

雷德蒙德 "Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!" 我的天啊！我就要到地狱了，你们这些白痴！快做些什么！ 布鲁塔克 "Good gravel! You've almost done it!" 很好！你们就要完成了！ "Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!" 不管你们在做什么，继续下去！ "Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!" 不管你们在做什么，这很有效！ "I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best man!" 我就要做到了！我终于真的要做到了！我是最棒的！ "I'm winning! And you're losing, Redmond! I will be the last man standing!" 我要赢了！而你要输了，雷德蒙德！我将是站到最后的人！ "How do you like those ghostly apples, Redmond? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes yes yes..." 你对那些鬼怪般的苹果有何感受啊，布鲁塔克？不需回答。它们就像苦涩酸臭的灰塞满你的嘴，我敢肯定！好，好，好好好... "I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Redmond! I'm the best brother!" 我就要做到了！我要把你送到地狱去，雷德蒙德！我才是最棒的兄弟！ "Yes! All my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!" 好啊！我所有的鬼魅计划都要实现了！ "We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!" 我们要赢了！心脏被捅九刀真是我人生中最美妙的事情！ "Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way." 好啊！将我兄弟送到地狱去是我自那怀孕机器之后最棒的计划！...顺便说一下，那事情也还没完呢。 "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? The Badlands are mine!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，雷德蒙德？荒芜之地是我的！ "We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? You're going to hell!" 我们要赢了！你听到了吗，布鲁塔克？你就要下地狱了！

布鲁塔克接近最终点（红队领先）

雷德蒙德 "Good gravel! You've almost done it!" 很好！你们就要完成了！ 布鲁塔克 "Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!" 我的天啊！我就要到地狱了，你们这些白痴！快做些什么！ "You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!" 你们这帮骗子承诺了要送他下地狱的！ "No, you stupid poor people!" 不，你们这帮蠢穷鬼！ "Blast! I should've hired the RED team!" 该死！我该雇佣红队那帮人的！ "Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!" ]] 该死，快把那具腐臭的尸体送到地狱去！否则我就用这儿的砾石埋葬你们！ "What the gravel am I paying you for?" 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的？

赢得推车竞赛

雷德蒙德 "I've done it!" 我做到了！ "Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" 好！好好好好！我做到了！ "Rot in hell, Blutarch! I win!" 在地狱中腐烂把，布鲁塔克！我赢了！ "Look at me now, father! I won!" 看我啊，老爹！我赢了！ "Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!" 我的！荒芜之地终于通通都是我的了！ "After a hundred years, I am the last man standing!" 在这一百年后，我才是站到最后的人！ "I won! Wait, where are you all going?" 我赢了！等等，你们都在干什么？ "I won! Now you all can go to hell!" 我赢了！现在你们都下地狱去吧！ "I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, go to hell!" *笑声* 我赢了！而你们也跟着下地狱去吧，这样我就不用付钱了！*笑声* 布鲁塔克 "I've done it!" 我做到了！ "Yes! Yes yes yes!"" 好，好好好！ "Yes, yes yes yes! I did it!" 好，好好好！我做到了！ "I won!" 我赢了！ "Rot in hell, Redmond! I win!" 在地狱中腐烂把，雷德蒙德！我赢了！ "Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!" 我的！荒芜之地终于通通都是我的了！ "I am the last man standing!" 我才是站到最后的人！ "Wait! Where are you all going?" 等等，你们都在干什么？ "I won! Now you all can go to hell!" 我赢了！现在你们都下地狱去吧！ "I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, you all can go to hell!" *长笑* *咳嗽* 我赢了！而你们也跟着下地狱去吧，这样我就不用付钱了！*长笑* *咳嗽* "Go to hell!" *笑声* 下地狱去吧！

输掉推车竞赛

雷德蒙德 "No! Noooooooo!" 不，不！ "No! Noooooooooooo!" 不，不！ "I'm taking you to hell with me!" 我要把你们也都拉下地狱！ "Damn you Blutarch!" 该死的布鲁塔克！ "Happy Hallowee-" *减弱* 万圣节快-*减弱* "Damn you Blutarch!" 该死的布鲁塔克！ "Nooooooo-" *减弱* 不-*减弱* "No! Noooooo!" 不！不！ 布鲁塔克 "No! Noooooooo!" 不！不！ "Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmond!" 该死的雷德蒙德！ "Daaaaaaaaah!" "Well I tried." 好吧我尽力了。 "I'm taking you to hell with me!" 我要把你们也都拉下地狱！ "You're all comin' with me!" 你们这帮人也跟我一起万劫不复吧！ "Noooooooo-" *减弱* 不-！*减弱* "Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmon-" *减弱* 该死的雷德蒙-！*减弱*

地狱死斗

胜利 雷德蒙德 "Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" *胜利主题音* 好！好好好好！我做到了！*胜利主题音* 布鲁塔克 "Yes! Yes yes yes!" *胜利主题音* 好！好好好！*胜利主题音* 失败 雷德蒙德 "No! Nooooo!" *失败主题音* 不！不！*失败主题音* 布鲁塔克 "No! Noooooooo!" *失败主题音* 不！不！*失败主题音* 僵局 雷德蒙德 "What the gravel am I paying you for?" *僵局主题音* 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的？*僵局主题音* 布鲁塔克 "What the gravel am I paying you for?" *僵局主题音* 我给你们掏钱是让你们干啥的？*僵局主题音*

魔咒相关

魔咒生成

雷德蒙德 "Good! The spells have appeared, just as I planned! Yes... yes! This update almost makes too much sense!" *笑声* 很好！魔咒已经出现了，正如我计划的那样！好的...好的！这次更新可真是意义非凡！*笑声* "Gather spells while you can!" 尽你们所能去收集魔咒吧！ "Spells! Spells everywhere!" 魔咒！魔咒啊大伙儿！ "Gather spells before they disappear!" 在这些魔咒消失前收集它们！ "Grab the spells and cast them!" 收集这些魔咒然后释放它们！ "Grab the spells! Cast them on Blutarch's idiot army!" 收集这些魔咒！释放它们来对付布鲁塔克的白痴军队！ "Spells!" 魔咒！ 布鲁塔克 "Gather spells while you can!" 尽你们所能去收集魔咒吧！ "Spells! Get them before they disappear!" 魔咒！在它们消失前收集它们！ "Gather spells before they disappear!" 在这些魔咒消失前收集它们！ "Spells! They've spilled out of the hellhole!" 魔咒！它们已从地狱孔洞中喷涌而出！ "Spells! Spells everywhere!" 魔咒！魔咒啊大伙儿！ "Grab the spells and cast them!" 收集这些魔咒然后释放它们！ "Grab the spells! Cast them on Redmond's idiot army!" 收集这些魔咒！释放它们来对付雷德蒙德的白痴军队！

灵异时刻来临

雷德蒙德 "The Witching Hour!" 灵异时刻！ "It's midnight! Gather spells while you can!" 子时已到！尽你们所能去收集魔咒吧！ "Yes, it's the Witching Hour!" 好的，灵异时刻已到！ "Yes, the Witching Hour is upon us!" 好的，灵异时刻已到！ "The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows thin!" 灵异时刻！世界间的隔离之墙变薄的时候！ "It's midnight! Again!" 午夜时分！再度抵达！ "The Witching Hour! Again!" 灵异时刻！再度抵达！ "It's midnight again! Gather spells while you can!" 午夜时分再度抵达！尽你们所能去收集魔咒吧！ "It's midnight again?" 又到了午夜时分了？ "It's midnight! ...Again!" 午夜时分！...再度抵达！ "It's midnight..." *吸气* "Again!" 午夜时分...*吸气*再度抵达！ 布鲁塔克 "The Witching Hour!" 灵异时刻！ "It's midnight!" 子时已到！ "Yes! It's the Witching Hour!" 好的！灵异时刻已到！ "Yeeees! The Witching Hour is upon us." 好的，灵异时刻已到！ "The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows weak and withered!" 灵异时刻！世界间的隔离之墙衰弱消散的时候！ "It's midnight. Again!" 午夜时分！再度抵达！ "It's midnight again. Oh, I hate this holiday!" 午夜时分再度抵达！哦，我恨这节日。 "It's happening again!" 时间又到了！ "It's happening again!" 时间又到了！ "It's midnight! Again!" 午夜又到了！ "It's midnight again?" 午夜又到了？ "It's midnight again!" 午夜又到了！ "It's midnight! Again!" 午夜又到了！ "It's midnight again!" 午夜又到了！

魔法桥开放

Redmond "The bridge is down!" 那座桥梁已经出现！ "The bridge, you fools! Get the good magic..." 那座桥，蠢货们！去那拿走高级魔咒... "Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!" 地狱岛已经开放！桥梁已经出现！ "Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! That's where the good spells are!" 搞快点！穿过那座桥到地狱岛上去！那里有高级魔咒！ "The bridge, you lackeys! I sense great magic..." 那座桥，仆从们！我能感觉到强大的魔法... "The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!" 那座桥！那边有着超乎想象的强大能量！ "Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!" 别再为那小事费神了！快穿过那座桥！ "Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!" 搞快点！穿过那座桥！收集最好的魔咒！ "Cross the bridge!" 穿过那座桥！ Blutarch "The bridge is down!" 那座桥梁已经出现！ "The bridge, you fools!" 那座桥，蠢货们！ "The bridge, you lackeys!" 那座桥，仆从们！ "Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!" 地狱岛已经开放！桥梁已经出现！ "Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! Get the good magic!" 搞快点！穿过那座桥到地狱岛上去！去获取高级魔咒！ "Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!" 搞快点！穿过那座桥！收集最好的魔咒！ "The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!" 那座桥！那边有着超乎想象的强大能量！ "Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!" 别再为那小事费神了！快穿过那座桥！

骷髅战士生成

雷德蒙德 "Zombies!" 僵尸！ "Hell zombies!" 地狱僵尸！ "Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!" 哦不，狼人！哦，等等...骷髅！僵尸？管它呢，快跑啊！ "Zombies, no! Wait... " *咕哝* "Hold on, let me check... Oh god! Hell zombies!" 僵尸，哦！等等...*咕哝* 再等下，让我看看...哦天啊！地狱僵尸！ "The Skeleton King! Oh... gravelpits, you are in for it now!" 骷髅王！哦...伙计们，这下有你们好受的了！ "Oh good, the Skeleton King's he- NO! That's bad!" 哦很好，骷髅王他-不！那糟透了！ "It's the Skeleton King!" 是骷髅王！ "We've awoken the Skeleton King!" 我们惊扰了骷髅王！ 布鲁塔克 "The hell is happening now?" 已经到地狱了吗？ "What's happening down there?" 发生什么事了？ "What the gravel is happening down there?" 那里到底发生什么事了？ "Aw, no! Zombies!" 啊，不！僵尸！ "Zombies!" 僵尸！ "Hell zombies!" 地狱僵尸！ "Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!" 哦不，狼人！哦，等等...骷髅！僵尸？管它呢，快跑啊！ "Hell zombies! Oh gravelpits, you are in for it now!" 地狱僵尸！哦...伙计们，这下有你们好受的了！ "Zombies, no! Wait... Hold on, let me check it... Oh god! Hell zombies!" 僵尸，哦！等等...再等下，让我看看...哦天啊！地狱僵尸！ "Oh no, it's the Skeleton King!" 哦不，是骷髅王！ "Oh good, the Skeleton King's here." 哦很好，骷髅王来了。 "It's the Skeleton King!" 是骷髅王！ "Run! It's the Skeleton King!" 快跑！是骷髅王！ "It's the Horseless Headless Horsemann!" 那是脱缰的无头骑士！ "The Skeleton King! Ah gravelpits, you are in for it now!" 骷髅王！哦...伙计们，这下有你们好受的了！

其它

曼恩兄弟的争论

(Redmond) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!" （雷德蒙德）“魔咒！可别去碰，它们都有毒！”（布鲁塔克）“别听我那蠢货兄弟的，快去收集！” (Blutarch) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!" （布鲁塔克）“魔咒！可别去碰，它们都有毒！”（雷德蒙德）“别听我那蠢货兄弟的，快去收集！” (Redmond) "Send my ratstink brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, send MY imbecile brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! No!" (Blutarch) *short laugh* （雷德蒙德）“快把我那散发着鼠臭的兄弟送下地狱！”（布鲁塔克）“别听他的，快把我那散发着愚蠢的兄弟送下地狱！”（雷德蒙德）“什么？不！不！”（布鲁塔克）*短促的笑声* (Redmond) "I hope you'll enjoy hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "Yes, I'll enjoy staring down at it, from heaven! While you BURN, brother!" (Redmond) "Noooo!" (Blutarch) *short laugh* （雷德蒙德）“我希望你好好享受你的地狱生涯，布鲁塔克！”（布鲁塔克）“是的，我会好好享受在天堂俯瞰地狱的！而你将在那燃烧，老兄！”（雷德蒙德）“不！”（布鲁塔克）*短促的笑声* (Redmond) "That gravel... It will be mine, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "There is no gravel where you're going, brother!" (Redmond) "Oh? And where is that, exactly?" (Blutarch) "Hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What?" (Blutarch) "What do you think is going on here?" （雷德蒙德）“这片土地...将是我的，布鲁塔克！”（布鲁塔克）“但你要到的地方可没有你想要的土地，老兄！”（雷德蒙德）“哦？那是哪里呢？”（布鲁塔克）“是地狱啊，雷德蒙德！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？”（布鲁塔克）“不然你觉得你正往哪儿去呢？” (Blutarch) "Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! Don't do it!" (Blutarch) "DO do it!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "Continue doing it!" (Redmond) "Nooooooo!" （布鲁塔克）“送我兄弟下地狱去！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？不！别这样做！”（布鲁塔克）“就这样做！”（雷德蒙德）“不！”（布鲁塔克）“继续做下去！”（雷德蒙德）“不-！” (Redmond) "Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't do it!" (Redmond) "Do do it!" (Blutarch "No!" (Redmond) "Continue doing it!" (Blutarch) "Nooooooo!" （雷德蒙德）“送我兄弟下地狱去！”（布鲁塔克）“别这样做！”（雷德蒙德）“就这样做！”（布鲁塔克）“不！”（雷德蒙德）“继续做下去！”（布鲁塔克）“不-！” (Redmond) "BLU team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!" （雷德蒙德）“蓝队！别再打了！我和兄弟他已经停战了！”（布鲁塔克）“闭嘴，雷德蒙德！”（雷德蒙德）*笑声*（布鲁塔克）“继续给我打，别听我那白痴兄弟的！” (Blutarch) "RED team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Redmond) "Shut up, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!" （布鲁塔克）“红队！别再打了！我和兄弟他已经停战了！”（雷德蒙德）“闭嘴，雷德蒙德！”（布鲁塔克）*笑声*（雷德蒙德）“继续给我打，别听我那白痴兄弟的！” (Redmond) "Look at your corpse, brother. As ugly in death as you were in life, so shriveled and red..." (Blutarch) "That's you, you imbecile!" (Redmond) "What? No!" （雷德蒙德）“看看你的尸体吧，兄弟。你死后的丑陋和你生前一模一样，如此萎靡与“红色”...”（布鲁塔克）“那明明是你的尸体，白痴！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？不！” (Redmond) "Send him to hell! Who's the idiot brother now, brother?" (Blutarch) "You, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Nooooo!" (Blutarch) "Ha ha ha! I've turned it around on you!" （雷德蒙德）“送他下地狱去！谁才是蠢货兄弟啊，老兄？”（布鲁塔克）“是你，雷德蒙德！”（雷德蒙德）“不！”（布鲁塔克）“哈哈哈！我将它悉数奉还！” (Redmond) "I'll see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "Only one of us is going to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Then I suppose I won't see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "I'm afraid I'll be the one not seeing you!" (Redmond) "We shall see." (Blutarch) "I won't!" （雷德蒙德）“我们地狱见，老兄！”（布鲁塔克）“我们俩只有一人会下地狱，雷德蒙德！”（雷德蒙德）“那我想我不会在地狱见到你的，老兄！”（布鲁塔克）“恐怕我才会是那个不会见到你的人！”（雷德蒙德）“走着瞧吧。”（布鲁塔克）“我不会见到你的！” (Redmond) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "It's just beginning! It is the Witching Hour!" （雷德蒙德）“灵异时刻已经结束！”（布鲁塔克）“别听他的！”（雷德蒙德）*笑声*（布鲁塔克）“它才刚刚开始呢！灵异时刻来了！” (Blutarch) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "It's just beginning! It is the Witching Hour!" （布鲁塔克）“灵异时刻已经结束！”（雷德蒙德）“别听他的！”（布鲁塔克）*笑声*（雷德蒙德）“它才刚刚开始呢！灵异时刻来了！” (Redmond) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!" （雷德蒙德）“我就要做到了，老爹！我要赢了！”（布鲁塔克）“别听他的，老爹！结局尚未揭晓！” (Blutarch) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!" （布鲁塔克）“我就要做到了，老爹！我要赢了！”（雷德蒙德）“别听他的，老爹！结局尚未揭晓！” (Redmond) "Do you feel the flames of hell yet, brother?" (Blutarch) "I do, brother! It is the heat of victory!" (Redmond) "What? No! I feel it too! I only feel it!" （雷德蒙德）“你能感受到地狱之火吗，老兄？”（布鲁塔克）“我感受到了，老兄！我感受到了胜利的炙热！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？不！我也感受到了！只有我感受到了它！” (Blutarch) "Yes! Pushing! I'm a tactical genius!" (Redmond) "What? I invented pushing years ago!" (Blutarch) "The only thing you invented years ago was losing to me right now!" (Redmond) "Noooooo!" (Blutarch) *laughing* （布鲁塔克）“好！继续推！我可真是个战术天才！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？推车可是我许多年前发明的东西！”（布鲁塔克）“你许多年前发明出的唯一东西便是于今天败给我！”（雷德蒙德）“不！”（布鲁塔克）*笑声* (Blutarch) "Dear Lord! This is Blutarch Mann speaking!" (Redmond) "And Redmond." (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond, I'm praying! Lord, please send my brother to hell. Amen." (Redmond) "Lord, wait! Whatever he's praying to you for, I'll double it." (Blutarch) "No!" (Redmond) "Ha ha ha ha! I win at praying, brother." “亲爱的主！这里是布鲁塔克·曼恩！”（雷德蒙德）“还有雷德蒙德。（布鲁塔克）“闭嘴，雷德蒙德，我在祈祷呢！主啊，请送我兄弟下地狱，阿门。”（雷德蒙德）“主啊，请等等！无论他凭什么来祈祷，我都给双份。”（布鲁塔克）“不！”（雷德蒙德）“哈哈哈哈！我在祈祷上更胜你一筹，兄弟。” (Redmond) "Blutarch, we're family. Tell you what, on the count of three, let's both apologize and go to heaven. One, two, three. I'm-" (Blutarch) "I'm sorry. No!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "I meant I'm sorry that I'm sending you to hell!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "And I'm not! Sorry!" （雷德蒙德）“布鲁塔克，我们都是一家人。跟你说吧，我们数到三，然后彼此道歉一同前往天堂吧。一，二，三。我-”（布鲁塔克）“我很抱歉。没门！”（雷德蒙德）*笑声*（布鲁塔克）“我的意思是，我很抱歉我就要送你下地狱了！”（雷德蒙德）“不！”（布鲁塔克）“而且我对此根本不感到抱歉！” (Blutarch) "Knock knock." (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "Redmond, it's Blutarch! This is a knock knock joke! Open this door at once!" (Redmond) "No thank you." (Blutarch) "Redmond, I assure you I will make it worth your while. Now knock knock" (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "It's your brother Blutarch! Now for God's sake let me in! Someone's trying to send me to Hell!" (Redmond) "I'm trying to send you to Hell. *laughs* (Blutarch) "Good Lord! That changes everything! I'll finish the joke later!" （布鲁塔克）“敲敲门。”（雷德蒙德）“是谁啊？”（布鲁塔克）“雷德蒙德，是我布鲁塔克！这是个敲敲门笑话！赶紧开门吧！”（雷德蒙德）“不，多谢了。”（布鲁塔克）“雷德蒙德，我保证我会使它值得你花时间。现在，敲敲门。”（雷德蒙德）“是谁啊？”（布鲁塔克）“是你兄弟布鲁塔克！现在看在上帝的份上赶紧让我进去！有人要送我下地狱！”（雷德蒙德）“那人就是我啊。”*笑声*（布鲁塔克）“我的主啊！这就没办法了！我一会再讲完这个笑话！” (Blutarch) *giggling* (Redmond) "What's so funny, brother?" (Blutarch) "Oh, I'm just thinking about all the gravel I'll have when you're gone." (Redmond) "And where do you intend to get all this gravel in hell, brother? While I'm on Earth, which is virtually made of gravel?" (Blutarch) "The devil! I plan to trade him all your gravel for it!" (Redmond) *gasps* "Don't you dare, Blutarch!" （布鲁塔克）*偷笑*（雷德蒙德）“什么事这么有趣，老兄？”（布鲁塔克）“哦，我只是在思索等你离开后我所有的那些土地。”（雷德蒙德）“可等你下地狱后你上哪儿找这些土地呢，老兄？而我将留在地球上，那随处都是砾石构成的土地。”（布鲁塔克）“恶魔！我将用你所有的土地同他交易！”（雷德蒙德）*喘息*“你有那个胆子吗，布鲁塔克！” (Blutarch) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "Wait, what was that?" (Blutarch) "I'm not talking to you, Redmond. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Redmond) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Blutarch) "Come on brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Redmond) "Sending you to hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "What? RED team! Stop what you're doing!" (Redmond) "Belay that order, RED team!" （布鲁塔克）“是的！是的！送我兄弟下地狱去！”（雷德蒙德）“等等，什么？”（布鲁塔克）“没跟你讲话，雷德蒙德。我跟佣兵们讲话呢！”（雷德蒙德）“我的佣兵？谁给你的胆子！他们已经有我的差事了！”（布鲁塔克）“是吗兄弟。那他们现在在干啥呢？”（雷德蒙德）“送你下地狱啊，布鲁塔克！”（布鲁塔克）“啥？红队！快停下！”（雷德蒙德）“严格遵照我的命令，红队！” (Redmond) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Wait, what was that?" (Redmond) "I'm not talking to you, Blutarch. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Blutarch) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Redmond) "Come on brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Blutarch) "Sending you to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What? BLU team! Stop what you're doing!" (Blutarch) "Belay that order, BLU team!" （雷德蒙德）“是的！是的！送我兄弟下地狱去！”（布鲁塔克）“等等，什么？”（雷德蒙德）“没跟你讲话，布鲁塔克。我跟佣兵们讲话呢！”（布鲁塔克）“我的佣兵？谁给你的胆子！他们已经有我的差事了！”（雷德蒙德）“是吗兄弟。那他们现在在干啥呢？”（布鲁塔克）“送你下地狱啊，雷德蒙德！”（雷德蒙德）“啥？红队！快停下！”（布鲁塔克）“严格遵照我的命令，蓝队！” (Redmond) "You there! BLU team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Blutarch) "You imbecile!" *shuffling noise* (Blutarch) "This is what I'm paying them!" (Redmond) "Geh! Never mind!" （雷德蒙德）“听着！蓝队！我那鼠臭兄弟给你们付的钱，我愿意出双倍！”（布鲁塔克”“你这白痴！）*数钱声*（布鲁塔克）“我付他们这么多钱！”（雷德蒙德）“啊！算了！” (Blutarch) "You there! RED team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Redmond) "Blutarch!" *shuffling noise* (Redmond) "This is what I'm paying them!" (Blutarch) "Ah! Never mind!" （布鲁塔克）“听着！红队！我那鼠臭兄弟给你们付的钱，我愿意出双倍！”（雷德蒙德）“布鲁塔克！”*数钱声*（雷德蒙德）“我付他们这么多钱！”（布鲁塔克）“啊！算了！” (Redmond) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah Mann) "You did great, son." (Redmond) "Yes, yes! Yes yes yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Redmond) "What? No!" （雷德蒙德）“看我啊，老爹！”（泽弗尼亚）“你做的很好，儿子。”（雷德蒙德）“好，好！好好好！”（泽弗尼亚）“虽然我还是最喜欢格雷了。”（雷德蒙德）“啥？不！” (Blutarch) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah) "You did great, son." (Blutarch) "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Blutarch) "No! Noooo!" （布鲁塔克）“看我啊，老爹！”（泽弗尼亚）“你做的很好，儿子。”（布鲁塔克）“好，好！好好好！”（泽弗尼亚）“虽然我还是最喜欢格雷了。”（布鲁塔克）“啥？不！”

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布鲁塔克 "This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughing* 这次更新可真是意义非凡！*笑声* "It all makes perfect sense!" 这一切会超有意思的！ "What the gravel am I paying you for? I'll tell you: I'm not! Unless you get my brother to hell!" 我掏钱给你们是让你们干啥的？我来告诉你们吧：我才不掏钱呢！除非你们把我兄弟送下地狱！ "All you have to do is send my brother's haunted corpse to hell, then run across a bridge to an enchanted island every time the clock strikes midnight every one and a half minutes to get powerful spells you can use to defeat your enemy, who will be doing the exact same thing, but with my haunted corpse! My only worry is this update makes too much sense." 你们要做的就是把我兄弟那被诅咒的尸体送下地狱，并每个一分半分钟穿过魔法桥前往地狱岛获取强大的魔咒来击败你们的对手，而他们也会做完全相同的是，但是目标是我的尸体！而我唯一担心的就是这次更新页太过意义非凡了。 "I am speaking to you from the great beyond! But make no mistake, my lawyers are still on Earth, and they will prosecute if you do not fulfill your contract. In fact, they're right over there in that evil castle! That's right! They built a terrifying mansion from which to conduct their day business!" *chuckle* 我正从极度遥远的地方同你们讲话！但别搞错了，我的律师们还活在这地球上，而如果你们不履行合同就将被起诉。事实上，他们就在那座邪恶城堡里！没错！他们建造了一座恐怖的宅邸来处理日常事务！*低笑* "I sense a disturbance in the force... Hold on. Okay, I'm back. My lawyers tell me I'm sensing nothing." “我感受到了力量的扰动...等等。好的，我回来了。我的律师跟我说我什么都没感受到。”

炸弹魔书

欢迎玩家来到地狱岛

"Welcome to Hell! Now fight to the death. Whaddya gonna do?" 欢迎来到地狱！现在决一死战吧。你们要怎样做呢？ "Hey, welcome to Hell! Holy crap, it's you guys! Hey, you guys. Hey, pow zoop. Fight to the death." 嘿，欢迎来到地狱！我的天啊，是你们！嘿，大家伙儿。嘿，pow zoop。决一死战吧。 "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell! It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here! Okay, now fight to the death." 嘿，是我，炸弹魔书。猜猜看，伙计们？你们已经到地狱咯！这很棒的。你们会喜欢上它的！好吧，现在决一死战吧。 "Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death." 嘿，欢迎来到地狱！你们近来如何啊？那很棒，现在决一死战吧。 "Hey hey! You made it! Welcome to Hell. Free stuff for everybody...who is still alive in a minute. Hey, it's Hell, what are ya gonna do?" 嘿嘿！你们做到了！欢迎来到地狱。免费的好东西，人人有份...只对一分钟后还活着的人有份。嘿，这是地狱哦，你们要做什么呢？ "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here." 嘿，是我，炸弹魔书。猜猜看，伙计们？你们已经到地狱咯！这和那帮的。你们会喜欢上它的。 "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what? I'm the Devil! Now fight to the death." 嘿嘿！是我，炸弹魔书。猜猜看？我可是恶魔哦！现在决一死战吧。 "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now, welcome to Hell." 嘿嘿！是我，炸弹魔书。我现在你是恶魔哦，欢迎来到地狱。 "Hey guys, up here! It's me, the bomb book, from last year! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death." 嘿伙计们，在这！是我，那本炸弹书，去年登场那本！欢迎来到地狱！好吧，现在决一死战吧。 "Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death." 嘿，欢迎来到地狱！你们在干啥呢？那很好，现在决一死战吧。 "Hey, it's you guys! Hey, guess where you are? Hell! Yes, pretty good." 嘿，是你们呀！嘿，猜猜你们在哪？地狱！是的，很棒。 "Guess what guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff, you're gonna like it here! Now fight to the death." 猜猜看？你们已经到地狱咯！这很棒，你们会喜欢上它的。 "Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. Bad news, you're in Hell. Good news, I'm the Devil! Hey, pow zoop." *laughs merrily* "Fight to the death" 嘿，是我炸弹魔书。坏消息，你们在地狱。好消息，我就是恶魔！嘿，pow zoop。*邪恶的笑声*决一死战吧。 "Hey hey, guys, it's me, the bomb book! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death." 嘿嘿，伙计们，是我，那本炸弹书！欢迎来到地狱！好吧，现在决一死战吧。 "Hey, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Pow zoop! Go crazy nuts." 嘿，是你们呀！欢迎来到地狱！Pow zoop！疯狂起来吧。 "Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. You guys gonna have a lot of fun in Hell. It's Hell, everybody likes it! Fight to the death." 嘿，是我炸弹魔书。你们在这地狱会有很多乐子的。就是地狱，人人都爱它！决一死战吧。 "Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now." (laughs eagerly) "Fight to the death." 嘿嘿！是我，炸弹魔书！我现在是恶魔哦。（急促的叫声）决一死战吧。 "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, I'm the Devil! Welcome to Hell." 嘿，是我，炸弹魔书。猜猜看，我是恶魔哦！欢迎来到地狱。 "Holy crap, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Hey hey! You brought me a soul. Nice work guys. Now I just need nine more. Let's go." 我的天啊，是你们呀！欢迎来到地狱！嘿嘿！你们给我带来个灵魂。做得好伙计们。现在我只需要九个了。开始吧。 "Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Welcome to Hell. Hey, pow zoop, fight to the death." 嘿，是我，炸弹魔书。欢迎来到地狱。嘿，pow zoop，决一死战吧。

地狱死斗结束

"Hey, there you are. Here's a gift." "Hey, you made it." "There he is. Here's some free crap." "Hey, you won! Grab some stuff. It's free." "Get up here, steal anything you like. You're in Hell! How much worse could it get?" "Okay guys, first come first serve." "Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads." "Hey, you did it. Get up here, grab some free crap, you earned it." "Hey, you're the best! All right, grab some free crap and get out of here. I got a lot of devil stuff to do. Pow zoop!" "Oh oh man, that was quick! You guys are some bad dudes! All right, here are some parting gifts, cause you gotta go." "Okay, let's go guys! I gotta close up Hell. It's not a 7-Eleven." (laughs) "Grab some gifts before you go, bye you guys!" "Ooh, that did not take long, you guys are some crazy nuts guys, let me tell you! Okay let's see here. Oh yeah, got some gifts for you." "Okay, we'll talk here for a minute guys. You, you guys are the real heroes of Hell. Here, I have bunches of gifts. Go ahead with the serving." "Okay, good stuff, now get out of here you knuckleheads!" (whispering) "I love you guys." "Man, they're going to make you guys the Devil!" (laughs evilly) "Not really though, because that's me and I'm the best. Go ahead and have some gifts and get out of here, you crazy guys." "Guys, guys guys guys. Let me get real with you for a minute. This is why I got into the Devil business. You, you crazy nuts guys, tearing each other apart like animals." (tearfully) "I think I got a burning cinder in my eye or something. Get some gifts and get out of here you nuts." "Okay, good stuff! Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. I got to go rig an election with Quebec. A local election, but you know, I'm the Devil. I've got to sweat the small stuff." "Okay good, you're done! Man I hate goodbyes. Luckily we're in Hell, so nobody ever gets to leave." (laughs jubilantly) "Except you guys! You guys are so special, guys. Oh good, I got some special gifts! Then you gotta go." "Oh man, that was great, you guys! Man, we are all having a go- Well, not everybody. But we are having a good time in Hell, ah? Good times, yes. Good Hell times. Grab your gifts!" "Oh man, you guys are some scary bad dudes, I'm so scared!" (chuckles) "Come on, I'm the Devil! You kidding me? Take your free crap and get out of here."

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"Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best." "Keep fighting, it's cool stuff!" "Hey hey, kill each other! Oh you guys are the best. Not you Sniper." "Man, you guys are the best at Hell. I should know, I'm the Devil." "Man, I'm good being the Devil. See all that fire? That was my idea." "Everybody, take a knee. Dear God, thank you for making me the Devil, and putting all these great guys in Hell. Pow zoop!" "Why don't you stay a while? Stay forever!" (laughs evilly) "I'm kidding." (whispers) "You guys are going to have go pretty soon." "Man, you guys are really killing each other. I'm the Devil, and I think it's pretty gruesome." "Man, I'm such a good Devil. They'll have to give me a hell-raise!" (laughter) "I am cracking myself up down here." "Hey, look at us. We all die together, in Hell. Yeah, it's pretty good." "So, trick or treat, ah? What are you guys supposed to be? Man everybody got a good costume this year. Come on up here and get some free crap." "One, two... Oh, man, there's a lot of you. Tell you what, thin the herd a little. I'll give you some gifts." "Oh, I got some good stuff for you guys, look at all this!" "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" (laughs maliciously) "It's not me, we're in Hell." "Man, you guys got some nice souls. Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff." "Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Oh I'm gonna be famous. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings!" "Oh! Look at all this great crap I got here! How am I going to use all this crap? You guys should take some. I insist! You guys are the best." "You guys, hey, you guys! Be brutally honest, am I the best Devil?" *pause* "Ah! I knew it!" *joyous laughter* "Hell is so great, you guys." "Ah ha, that's right, killing each other!" (eager laughter) "Aw man, it makes me feel good to see you guys having so much fun." "So, how have you guys been doing? Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? You keep fighting, we catch up later." "Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best." "Let me tell you, you guys are like the Tom Jones of tearing a dude's face off. That's not me talking, that's Tom Jones. Yeah, he down here. Tom, say something!" (laughs maliciously) "Who am I kidding? He's choking on a bottle of molten deer poop." "Okay, twist ending guys. Here comes the big twist! I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven!" (laughter) "This was a test all along!" (more laughter) "No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. There is Hell in every direction."

妖术：万妖节

The following are mysteriously spoken by Merasmus when voting for Enteraween successfully passes.

Eternaween Activated

"I am Merasmus! And this...is Eternaween!" "Happy Halloween mode!" "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween!" "Your calendar's not broken, it's your mind! Halloween mode!" "It is I, Merasmus! Say...does anyone on this server love Halloween?! Halloween mode!" "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween! As foretold by Discount Costume Warehouse! Awooo!" "Hello, it is I, Merasmus! Happy Halloween, everybody! FOREVER!!" "Welcome to T-G-I-Halloween, where it's always Halloween! I'm Merasmus, your server! We have a couple of lovely specials tonight: ONE OF THEM IS YOUR OWN DEATH! The other is loaded tuscan flatbread." "It is I, Merasmus! Welcome...to Halloween mode!" "I am Merasmus! And this...is Eternaween! The eternal Halloween!" "It's Eternaween! The eternal Halloween! Your calendar...has gone insane!" "Halloween mode! It's the devil's business!" "It's Halloween! FOREVER!!"

尖叫要塞 2014

马拉莫斯

速递

准备时间

"Five." "Four!" "Three!" "Two!" "One!"

比赛开始

"Greeting mortals! It is I, Merasmus! Do you think you've got what it takes to try the world's biggest strongman game? Because you don't! It's too big! No mortal is strong enough! (laughter) It was an unwise investment!" "Welcome fools, to your doom! It is I, Merasmus! Behold! An ancient Sumerian strongman game! It is old! It it evil! And it is not free! Have your tickets ready." "Hello fools! It is I, Merasmus! Step right up, if you dare, and test your collective might against the world's biggest strongman game! Are you strong enough to discover how weak you are? If you don't buy a ticket, you'll never know!" "Greetings mortals! It is I, Merasmus! I see you brought your guns! But are they big enough to best my ancient Sumerian strongman game? There's only one way to find out: get your tickets!" "It is I, mortals, Merasmus the wizard! Welcome to my dark carnival of the macabre! Admit One...to MADNESS! (laughter) Step right up and test your measly might on my Strongmann Game of the Damned!" "Good evening, mortals! Welcome to Merasmus' circus berzekus! My big top of beastly abominations! My carnival of carnage! (laughter) Test your miserable might on my infernal Strongmann Machine! (laughter)" "Welcome mortals to my Magic Kingdom!...which is unaffiliated with any other Magic Kingdom that may or may not exist. Step right up and get your tickets from me! For I am the Ticket Master!...again, not a term Merasmus officially owns." (See: Magic Kingdom and Ticketmaster) "It is Halloween! The time of year when the doorways between our world and the next swing wide! That...and President's Day. That's still only two times! So you've got to pick your battles if you're Merasmus!" "Greetings mortals...and こんにちは! Yes, Merasmus is learning Japanese...in the likely event that he will have to beg for his life! Why? Well, therein lies a tale of horror! Short version: Merasmus owes $12,000 to the Japanese Mafia!" (Translation: "konnichiwa" (good afternoon)) "A harvest moon hangs pendulously in the sky, mortals! That's right, the moon's giving us the green light for harvesting! Apropos of nothing, I hope you all brought your souls! (laughter) And money. Because Merasmus has sunk a lot into this circus." Upon return "Oh good, you're back! That last time I transported you to a nightmare realm of bumper car madness! This time, I promise not to. Go get a Ticket for the Strongmann game!" "Hah! I tricked you! You thought Merasmus was giving you an innocent circus ride! And instead it was a hellish bumper car slaughter! OK! Go get another ticket for the Strongmann game! This time I'm not tricking you." "I hope you brought your souls with you! Why? Oh no reason! (laughter) *sotto voce* Oh, I'm going to take their souls. It's going to be so good! Score one for Merasmus!" "Go on. Pretend Merasmus isn't even here. Kill everyone like you would normally." "'I don't think any of you are strong enough to best my Strongmann game! Signed: Merasmus.' That's right, I'm having this speech notarized as we speak! It's official: you are too weak!" "No Ticket, no ride! Do you think an evil circus runs on souls? Because it does! But not entirely. Mostly it runs on electricity and that costs money." "You know what runs on souls? Inter-dimensional doorways to dark realms beyond the knowing of man! You know what doesn't run on souls? Lightbulbs. They still still use electricity and that costs money. No Ticket, no ride." "Yes, yes! Keep killing each other! Look at those bodies piling up! This will be the greatest circus graveyard of all time! Screw you ancient Sumeria!" "Can you even trust your own senses? Imagine stepping back from a skeleton you've just knifed to death. Only it is your best friend! That's the kind of psychological thrills you can expect every night at Merasmus' dark circus!" "Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, are you not entertained? What's that? No? You aren't? You there! Spy! Stab somebody!" "I summon thee, Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god! Look on my works and arise! No? Later then, Bonzo. You there! Soldier! Kill somebody!" "Ugh, I don't have time for you to die of natural causes! You there! Demoman! Bomb someone!" "Most villains don't think they're evil. They think they're heroes. Not me! I'm reclaiming it! Evil wizard! I'm rotten to the bone and I don't care who knows it!" "Look how good you are at killing, mortals! You must be very successful and rich! You could help Merasmus rise from the murky depths of his financial grave! But I warn you, it's twelve thousand dollars deep! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaaa...oh no." "Yes, yes! Ancient Sumerian burial ground, my magic ass! By midnight, the circus will be an American graveyard! You're not the only country that can put bodies in a hole, Ancient Sumeria! Buy American everyone!" "Do you know what's scarier than a spectral ghoul glimpsed on a moonlit night? The Japanese Mafia! They are not spectral! They are very real! And they are coming to break Merasmus' legs, unless I give them $12,000! Awooo! Aw aw awoo! Help me!" "Bonzo, appear! Appear before us! Just try not to appear between the Japanese Mafia and the $12,000 I owe them! They will break all seventeen of your arms! " "Here's a chilling Halloween tale: Once upon a time, an innocent evil wizard named Merasmus bought a circus for $12000, hoping to flip it and make a fortune! Alas, he did not have $12,000, but do you know who did? The Japanese Mafia! But, due to a language barrier, Merasmus was unclear about the frankly punitive interest rates! Welcome to my financial nightmare, mortals! Awwooo ho ho ho ho (crying)...what am I going to do..?" "Attention: foolish mortals! If you see any Japanese people around, let Merasmus know! Because that is the Japanese Mafia! At best, they are here to break his legs! And that is the best-case scenario! It gets a lot, lot darker from there...a lot darker." "Look at you! You're a veritable Murderers' Row of killers! I'll have my graveyard in no time! First, you get the graveyard! Then you get the customers! Then you get the $12,000 to pay back the Japanese Mafia! They burned Merasmus' apartment down! They're animals, mortals!" "Just look at those souls of yours! Wasting away in those big, stupid bodies! Oh the things I could do with them! The only thing I can't do is pay off the Japanese Mafia with them. Ha ha! They made that very explicit...American currency only." "My circus isn't very safe, is it? Too bad you can't file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau! Because...wait, I suppose there's nothing stopping you, is there? Well, it appears Merasamus didn't think this through..." "Be afraid, mortals! Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, is coming! You know who's not scared of Bonza? The Japanese Mafia! They don't appear to be scared of anything. Except not getting the money I owe them. (nervously) And even that just seems to make them angry..." "I hope you signed your release forms, fools, indemnifying Merasmus in the events of your deaths! (laughter) Because otherwise, I'm in a lot of trouble...Merasmus has two strikes...I will go to jail...FOREVER!" Upon second return "You thought you were going to test your strength! But instead, I tricked you, again! (laughter) Alright, I've had my fun. This time the Strongmann game will only test your strength. No more teleporting you to eldritch bumper car realms." "(cackling) You fell for it, again! (breathless with laughter) And to reward your gullibility, this time, I promise nothing supernatural will happen when you use the Strongmann game. Ah hah." "Ah ha ha ha ha! You must know the Strongman's a secret portal to eldritch bumper car realms at this point! And you're still doing it! (laughter) I'm starting to think you guys just like killing each other... Ah hah!" "(evil laughter) OK. OK! I've lost track of how many times I've tricked you into activating the evil bumper car portal at this point! (chuckle) But this time...you know what...it's still a trick! Ah ha hah!"

Preparing to capture the Tickets

"Get ready to test your strength!" "Tickets for the Strongmann game are almost on sale!" "Merasmus' dark and eldritch circus of the macabre is open! No refunds!!" "Go, go! Test your strength!" "Yes, yes! Kill everyone! Kill anyone! Kill everything that isn't dead!" "Go get your tickets! Kill everyone in your way!" "The Strongmann! MisFortune Telling! The Necromasher! My circus has it all!" "Merasmus' dark carnival...is open! (cackling)" "(laughter) Welcome lambs...TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE...for lambs!" "Merasmus' dark carnival...IS OPEN! (laughter)" "Go, the gate is up! Run fools! Get your Tickets!" "What are your waiting for? Go get you Tickets!" "Go get your Tickets! The price is MURDER! (laughter and howling)"

Tickets spawn

"'Get your Tickets! If you dare!" "Tickets are now on sale, mortals!" "Step right up and get your Tickets! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!" "Get your Tickets! (laughter) Awoo! Hoo hoo!" "Tickets are available for pickup!" "Get your Tickets, fools!" "(maniacal laughter) Hurry! Get your Tickets!" "Get your Tickets...If you dare!" "Tickets are now available!" "Step right up and get your Tickets! (cackling)" Nagging "Go! Get the Tickets!" "The Tickets are waiting, mortals!" "Why has nobody claimed their Tickets?!" "Go get the Tickets!" "The Tickets are waiting, mortals!"

Tickets respawn

"Tickets are on sale again!" "Tickets are available for pickup again!" "The Tickets are back!" "The Tickets...Have Returned!" "The Tickets are back! Go get them!" "The Tickets have returned! What are you waiting for?"

Tickets taken by player/ally

"You've got the Tickets! Get them to the Strongmann!" "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the top of the Strongmann!" "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the lift!" "You have the Tickets! Now get to the ride!" "The Tickets are yours! Now, get to the top of the ride!" "You've got the Tickets! Get them to the top of the lift!" "The Tickets are yours! Now get to the ride!"

Tickets taken by enemy

"Fools! The enemy has the Tickets!" "Fools! The enemy has taken the Tickets!" "They've got the Tickets!" "They've got the Tickets! Kill them!" "They've got the Tickets! Kill them!"

Tickets dropped by player/ally

"Your team has dropped your Tickets!" "Your team dropped the Tickets!" "You team just dropped the Tickets!" "Your team has dropped your Tickets!"

Tickets dropped by enemy

"Hurry! They've dropped the tickets!" "Fools! The enemy dropped the Tickets!" "The enemy has dropped the Tickets!" "Hurry! They've dropped the Tickets!"

Player/ally is riding the Strongmann

"You team has made it to the lift!" "Your team got the Tickets to the lift!" "Your team is on the lift!" "Yes! Your team's on the lift!" "Your team has started the lift! Get ready to test your strength!" "Your team is on the lift! Nothing can stop you now! Except the other team and their guns!" "Your team started the lift!" "(laughter) Your team is starting the ride!" "Your team is activating the Strongmann!" "You're starting the Strongmann! (laughter) Fools!...I mean good! Good stuff!" "You team is unlocking the ride!" "Your team is unlocking the Strongmann!"

Enemy is riding the elevator to the Strongmann

"The enemy's made it to the lift!" "The enemy got their Tickets to the lift!" "The enemy is on the lift!" "The enemy is on the lift!" "Fools! The enemy is on the lift!" "The enemy team's on the lift, you fools!" "The enemy's made it to the lift! Stop them!" "The enemy's started the lift!" "Hurry! The enemy's about to start the Strongmann!" "The enemy's trying to start the ride!" "The enemy team is starting the Strongmann!" "The enemy is starting the Strongmann! Quickly, kill them all!" "The enemy has almost started the Strongmann! Hurry! Slaughter them!" "The enemy is close to activating the Strongmann! Stop them! And kill them! And stop them!" "The enemy has almost activated the Strongmann! They can't do it if they're dead! (laughter)" "The enemy's unlocking the ride!" "The enemy's unlocking the Strongmann!"

Tickets successfully delivered to the Strongmann

Generic "Fools! This innocent Strongmann game was in actuality a necromantic portal to a kill-crazy realm of murder! You just got Merasmus'd!" "Fools! The only strength you've been testing is the strength of your gullibility! Stand by for bumper-car madness!" By RED "RED wins...a first-class ticket to a kill-crazy realm of bumper cars and murder! That's right, you just got Merasmus'd" "You did it RED team! And because you won, you have the honor of pole position in a bumper car slaughterhouse where I kill you all! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!" (See: pole position) "Nice hustle RED team! Your reward is a slight advantage in a game I specifically invented to kill all of you! Again, congratulations. ALRIGHT LET'S DO IT!" "RED wins! Big picture though: you all lose because now you're about to bumper-fight for Merasmus' amusement! Hold onto your Skull Hats everyone!" (See: Skull Island Topper) "RED wins! And now I send you to a realm of bumper-car insanity! No bumps barred! NO RULES! Please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times though." "Yes, RED team! You've won yourself the advantage in a game of bumper cars...designed to kill every one of you! So enjoy that early lead!" "What a come-from-behind win! Team RED is a Cinderella story tonight, mortals! R! E! D! What's it spell? Who! Cares! OK, time to kill you!" "Wooo! Who saw that coming! RED snags a win! I thought BLU had that locked up! What an upset! Woo ho, well, time to die! Still though, that was close guys." By BLU "BLU wins! Enjoy your victory lap...to the grave! Courtesy of my bumper cars of the damned!" "BLU wins! And now I transport you to a racetrack slick with blood and entrails! Yours! Welcome fools, to bumper car madness!" "BLU wins! And that means you get a slight advantage at the start of my bumper car game. Then you'll die! To summarize: small advantage to BLU. Then I'll kill you!" "Well done BLU team! You've won yourself the advantage in a bumper car game! A game where I plan to KILL ALL OF YOU! And feed your souls to an evil circus god!" "BLU wins! Big picture though: you all lose because now you're about to bumper-fight for Merasmus' amusement! Hold onto your Skull Hats everyone!" "You did it BLU team! And because you won, you have the honor of pole position in a game I devised to kill all of you!" "Congratulations BLU team! You've won a very small advantage in a game I'm about to transport you all to. Footnote that, the game will most likely kill all of you!" "Congrats BLU team! I'm sending you all to a bumper-car slaughterhouse! And you'll get a small advantage at the start of it! (laughter) No, no, no. Don't thank me. After all I am going to kill you."

General Purpose

"Yes!" "YES!" "No!" "NO!" "Yes! Yes, yes, yes!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "Damn you!" "No, wait!" "Don't do that!" "Don't do that!" "Kill them!" "Stop them!" "Stop them!" "Argh! Blast!" "Why? Why would you do that?" "Perfect!" "Excellent!" "EXCELLENT!" "Get them!" "GET THEM!" "Attack!" "Attack!" "Attack them!" "ATTACK THEM!" "Destroy them!" "Quickly, get rid of it!" "Hurry, get rid of it!"

Curses

Spell Effect Imminent

"Incoming spell!" "Spell coming at you!" "Incoming spell, mortals!" "Incoming spell!" "Incoming spell!"

Big Head

"Big heads!" "Big heads! (wicked laughter)" "Big balloon heads! Haha! Hilarious!" "'Big balloon heads! Ahhh! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Merasmus, you've done it again!" "Cranius Giganto!" "Big heads for everybody!" "Balloon Head spell! And that's just a taste of the spells I've been cooking up! Merasmus's getting a lot of buzz from some pretty big magical universities right now. I don't want to name drop...Hogwarts is very interested!" (See: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry) "Balloon Heads! Just a little spell I cooked up last night. Oh what's that, Gandalf? You can't make people's heads into balloons? Ah ha ha! Well maybe you should cry hot tears into your stupid beard, because Merasmus is the best!" (See: Gandalf) "Full disclosure: I've just filled your heads with eight gallons of pickle brine! Wait, wait, wait, before you jump down my throat, you should know, it didn't cost me a thing!" "This is one of those glass-half-empty scenarios! Downside, yes I just inflated all of your heads! Upside though, because I don't want you to worry, my head is fine." "Now what I've done here is inflate your head then fill the cavity with rotten garbage. I think I speak for everyone when I say, 'Damn you Merasmus! (claps!) You've done it again! Home run!'"

Melee Only

"No guns!" "No guns! (laughter)" "No guns! (maniacal laughter)" "Nonus artilleriso!" "No guns!" "Merasmus talks about guns like you ain't got none, mortals! That's because I sold them all! (laughter)" "Your precious Second Amendment won't help you now, Soldier. No guns! For anyone!" (See: Second Amendment of the Bill of Rights) "Merasmus banishes your guns! (laughter) This isn't a Second Amendment thing by the way, it's non-politically motivated evil!" "Merasmus banishes your guns to the nether realms! Forever! Or perhaps only momentarily! Merasmus printed this spell off the Internet!"

Submerging the area in Jarate

"Underwater!" "Underwater!" "Underwater! (laughter)" "Underwater! (cackling)" "Sumarinus Jaratitos!" "Under-water!" "Swim mortals! Swim underwater until I... Oh. Oh, no! That's, that's not water, is it? Oh. Merasmus is so very, very sorry." "Swim for Mersasmus' amusement, mortals! (laughter) Oh. Oh no! That is...that is not water. Uh, Merasmus, all...well all Merasmus can do is apologize." "An ocean of water descends upon you. Drown mortals! Drown in...in... Hmm. Ok, all cards on the table, that was supposed to be water. I'm so sorry."

Bumper Car Mini-games

Setup

"Yes! Bump! Bump your padded cars to a padded grave!" "The precious padding of your bumpy cars can't save you now! Unless you have padding on your very souls!" "Bump, mortals! Bump for Bonzo's amusement! He is easily entertained! Ah ha ha ha ha!" "These bumper cars have no brakes! A) Because they move relatively slowly, but B) Because there are no rules!" "Don't forget to buckle-up mortals! Oh wait, there's no seat-belts! (laughter) Enjoy your five-mile-an-hour death ride!" "Bump away in these bumper cars, fools! Bump yourselves to madness!" "These are no normal bumper cars! They will bump you to the edge of sanity itself!" "Go for a spin, mortals, in my smack carts of the black arts! My scream machines! My bumper cars! (laughter)" "Strap in mortals to my vile vessels of vehicular villainy! My damnation wagons! My bumper scars! (laughter)" "Take a seat mortals in my murder machines of malevolent mayhem! My hearses with curses! My bumper scars!" "I hope none of you are pregnant or have an existing heart condition! Because you about to be jostled like you've never been jostled before!" "Welcome, mortals to my stationary cars! Oh no wait, they're bumper cars! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Get ready for the bumping of your life!" "Go ahead and try the brakes! They won't work! You're trapped in a runaway bumper car! Strap in for a five-mile-an-hour Hell ride!" "Don't fall off the track, mortals! Bonzo's hungry tonight! Especially for you, Spy! Bonzo loves French food!" "I'd love to join you down there, mortals, but I have a heart condition and the rules are clearly posted. I'm with you, it's ridiculous. Write your congressman!" "I don't want to scare you, but bumper cars aren't meant to go this fast! (laughter) That's right, they're non-OSHA-compliant! Awoooo!" (See: OSHA) "Strap in mortals to my thumper cars! They're not as fast as actual cars, but faster than a bumper car is meant to go! So...that's... still pretty scary!"

Duck Hunt

Setup

"Welcome to the Looting Gallery!" "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! (laughter)" "Welcome, mortals, to the Looting Gallery!" "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Collect Ducks to win! Kill the other team to win! Do whatever! It takes! To win! Because believe me, you don't want to lose!" "Welcome to the Looting Gallery, mortals! Whoever gets the most Ducks wins! Whoever gets the least ducks, does not win! I'm assuming that you're all a little dim, so Merasmus is laying this out as simply as possible." "Welcome to the Looting Gallery! The team that captures the most prizes wins! The team that pushes the other team off the track, shrieking to their deaths, also wins! But much, much faster!"

Bonus Ducks from crashing into an enemy player

"Bonus Ducks!" "Bonus Ducks!" "Bonus Ducks!"

Ducks have moved

"I've moved the Ducks!" "I've moved the Ducks!" "The Ducks have moved, mortals!" "The Ducks... have moved. mortals!" "Now the Ducks are over here!" "The Ducks...HAVE MOVED!" "The Ducks have moved elsewhere!" "Now the Ducks...are over there!" "Now the Ducks are over there!"

Outcomes

RED Wins "RED grabbed the most Ducks! RED wins!" "You got the most Ducks, RED! You win!" BLU wins "BLU grabbed the most Ducks! BLUE wins!"

Falling Platforms

Setup

"Falling Platforms!" "Welcome, to Falling Platforms! (laughter)" "Welcome to a game I call: Falling Platforms! (evil laughter)" "One of these platforms won't plunge you to your doom! (cackling)" "One of these platforms will be your salvation! The others will plunge you to your doom!" "Only one of these platforms won't plunge you to your death! Can you find it in time? If I were you, I'd give it a shot!" "All but one of these platforms will fall into the abyss below you! But which one? (laughter) If the fall doesn't kill you, the suspense will!" "Welcome to a game I call "Falling Platforms" for a reason that is shrouded in mystery. But will soon be very...very incredibly obvious!" "The goal of this game is simple: one of these platforms...won't plummet you to your doom! The others...will plummet you to your doom!" "These aren't normal platforms, mortals! All of them...are evil! Except for one! Which is nice! The evil ones will plunge you to your doom! The nice one...will remain stationary!" "None of these platforms will suddenly plunge you to your death! You're perfectly safe! Drive slowly mortals and chat amongst yourselves!"

Safe Platform revealed

"Go, go, go, go! It's that one!" "There, that one! Go, go, go, go!" "There! There, there, there, there, there, there!" "Oh there! That one! That one! THAT ONE!" "Oh, it's that one! Go, go, go, go, go!" "AH! That one! Go! Go, go, go!" "There it is! Hurry you fools! Hurry!" "There is it! Hurry you fools, hurry!" "Ooh! There! That one! That one!"

Overtime

"You all win! At failing! Time to die mortals!" "The Headless Horseless Horsemann!" "The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone!" "Kill them all, Horsemann!" "Enough! I summon the Headless! Horseless! Horsemann!" "Kill them all, Horsemann!"

Soccer

Setup

"Bumper Cars Soccer!" "Bumper Cars Soccer, everyone!" "Bumper Cars Soccer! Awoo!" "(evil laughter) Bumper Cars Soccer!" "Ancient Sumerian Bumper Cars Soccer!" "The time has come! For Ancient Sumerian Bumper Car Death Soccer!" "Welcome to Soccer, mortals! Or as we call it in the dark realms before time: Sumerian Rules Bumpy Car Football!" "Bumper Cars Soccer! The most diabolical game in history. Invented by the Ancient Sumerian Circus Association as a way to keep score...of being evil!"

Goal

RED "RED scores a goal!" "RED scores!" "Goal for RED!" "GOAL for RED!" "Ah ha ha ha ha! Goal for RED!" BLU "BLU scores a goal!" "BLU scores!" "GOAL for BLU!" "Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Goal for BLU!" "Na ha ha! Goal for BLU!" Deciding point "Goal for RED...disgusting goal!" "Goal for BLU...disgusting goal!"

Overtime

"Kill them all, Horsemann! (laughter)" "Horsemann! Wrap this up!" "Death to all of you! Death, by Horsemann!" "Prepare to die, mortals! By the hands of the Horsemann!" "I summon the Headless Horseless Horsemann, to kill you all for my amusement! And I'm not amused easily, so he's really going to slaughter the Hell out of you! Oh, this is going to get dark, everyone!" "You're taking longer to kill each other than Merasmus hoped. So I made some phone calls! Kill them all, Horsemann!" "No, this is taking too long! Say hello to an old friend of mine: the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody!" "It's the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody! The star of Scream Fortress 2! No autographs or flash photography, please. He's just here to kill you!" "The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone! (claps) Give it up. (claps) Give it up." "What's that I hear? Is it the clip-clop of haunted hooves? No! It's the terrifying, completely foot-generated clomping of the Horseless Headless Horsemann!"

Outcomes

Overtime

"This is taking too long!" "You bore Merasmus! Time to make this more interesting!" "Alright, let's finish this! Merasmus is...getting a little bored watching you!" "Alright, this is getting embarrassing! Merasmus is a busy wizard!" "I see in my crystal ball that you will never win this game!"

Win

RED Wins "RED wins!" "RED wins!" "RED wins!" "RED wins! Ha ha ha!" BLU Wins "BLU wins!" "BLU wins!" "BLU WINS!" "BLU wins! Awoo!"

All players on other team have been ghostified

"You win! Everyone else is dead!" "You've killed everyone on the other team! Good stuff, guys! Merasmus is...getting a little misty here." "So instead of winning the game honestly, you just killed everyone on the other team! This is...Merasmus is so proud of you right now!" "You win! Everyone is dead!" "You win! By murder!" "You win! By murder!"

Stalemate

"Wait, all of you died? You have got to be kidding Merasmus!" "Fools! You've murdered yourselves to a stalemate!" "You lose!" "You lose!" "You lose!" "You...lose! (laughter)" "You lose!"

Scream Fortress VII (2015)

Merasmus

Contract related

New Merasmission

"MERAS-mission!" "Merasmission!" "Merasmission!" "Dare you accept this, Merasmission?" "A chillingly challenging Merasmission!" "An accursed agreement, HAS BEEN STRUCK!" "A dark contract rises from its legal slumber!" "A Merasmission from the dank depths of the depraved debts!" "A Merasmission spewed from the drooling, stupid mouth, of madness!" "Evil Contract Delivery! Return address: THE BLACK ABYSS" "A half-glimpsed Merasmission, beckons from the shadows!" "What loathsome horrors lurk within the watermarked pages of this contract!?" "MeRASmission!" Rare Merasmission "Were I to utter the details of this contract aloud, the tiny world you know would be rent asunder! Welcome to your nightmare, mortal! READING!" "Don't look too closely at this Merasmission! It is infested with a host of Hellworms; your human scientists would call Silverfish! Yes mortal, there was significant water damage in Merasmus' storage unit!" "What's that sound? Is it the scratching of fingernails on a casket lid, because they were buried alive? They might just be... Oh wait mortal, where are your fingers! Look down! That's right! It was you buried in that coffin! 'The whole *BLEEEP* time!" "Practice evil itself! Though not legally enforceable. Merasmus didn't go to law school. He got his diploma on the streets; the streets of HELL!" "A gibbous moon hangs pendulously in the night sky! It thinks you cannot finish this contract! Dare you make the moon look stupid?" "Tonight the barriers are down! Between known and the unknown! The real and the unreal! The paid debts and the unpaid debts to the Russian Mafia! (cackling laughter) They put Merasmus in a trunk, mortal." "Dear mortal: Everything you love will be dead by dawn. Signed: Merasmus! Post Script: I'll still be alive. Because I don't even like you!" "Hold on a second, Gandalf! I'll need to give some loser a contract! Sorry, I was just on the phone with Gandalf! You know, The Grey. A very good friend. It's...uh...I can tell you're impressed." "What's that Harry Potter? I'm the best wizard and you're just a big stupid pile of garbage? (light laughter) That's big of you to admit that, Harry Potter. Hold on, I need to give some bozo a contract." "Tremble mortal, at the fathomless evil pulsating in the gulfs of this unholy contact! (wicked laughter) IT'S DOUBLE-SPACED!" "Do you feel it tightening around your neck? This contract is BINDING, mortal!" "An unholy contract, written in blood! Signed in triplicate! Notarized from beyond the grave!" "This contract isn't just evil. It's legally binding! In every state, but Hawaii! (wicked laughter) Aloha, mortal!" "Does your backside feel warm, mortal? It should, because this contract just put you in the hot seat!" [nonchalantly] "Oh hello, Sauron! What's that? Yes, Merasmus, has, been working out. It's flattering you noticed. I, hold on, need to give some mercenary a contract." "Tonight you will visit the realms of Halloweens past. Remember when I got Demo's eyeball to attack you all? That was pretty evil! Or that time I used my "connections" and got the Horseless Headless Horsemann to show up! (laughter) Wow, that's evil!" "Tonight you will visit the realms of Halloweens past. Like that time Soldier turned my evil castle into a raccoon sanctuary! Ah hah. Everyone remember that? That was a, "a bad day" for Merasmus. It took a while to walk that one off." Fighting Merasmus-specific "Here's a contract I like to call: 'Your certain doom!'" "I hope your soul's in good shape, mortal! Because when you fail at this, I'll be taking it off your hands! (laughter)" "You will never beat me! And I will claim your soul!" "You dare to fight me? Oh mortal, this is going to be embarrassing!" "So you think you've got what it takes to beat Merasmus, eh? Your funeral, mortal! Your sparsely attended pauper's funeral!" "Your challenge is to defeat me! But you can't! And when you fail, I'll take your soul!" "(cackling) That's all I have to say about this next contract! Oh wait, one more thing! Awoooo!" "Your next target is me! Merasmus!" "Your next target: me! (laughter) Awoooo! (more laughter)" "Cower mortal, before the eldritch horror of the abject terror of the monstrous magic...of Merasmus!" "You next infernal contract is...hold on...let's see...killing...me. Huh. I am surprised I put that one in there." Rare Merasmission "Either you kill my past self and I get my soul, or my past self kills you and I get yours! (laughter) I don't *BLEEEP* care! I'm all about souls tonight!" "Should you fail mortal, you'll be in breach of contract. And I shall seek compensation, in the form of your soul! (laughter) And financial...compensation. Merasmus is living at the Y." (reference to the YMCA) "That's a nice soul you have there! It would be a shame if a wizard were to claim it, when you fail this mission!" "Bet you'll win this contract? Would you wager your very soul? (cackling) Please note that I'm not explicitly threatening you or you'll be agreeing to this contract under duress. That..wooo..that would not be good for Merasmus." "Exterior: A graveyard. We zoom in on a corpse holding a bloodstained contract. The corpse is yours! That's right! Merasmus has been working on a great screenplay!" "Ah ha ha ha ha, mortal! Can you murder Merasmus, himself? And if it's not too much trouble, can you do it before the Russian mob does it? Because they have made it really quite clear that they are not going to kill Merasmus quickly." "This contract is 100%, word-for-word, exactly Charles Dickens' Halloween classic: A Christmas Carol. Prepare to meet the ghost of Merasmus Past! The copyright lapsed! Awoooo!" "If you meet your doom in this next contract, thank Merasmus! And if you can read this infernal contract, thank a teacher! It's important work. They're underpaid. Happy Halloween everybody!"

Completed Merasmission

"Fool! A successful fool!" "Well done!" "Excellent!" "Magnificent!" "Begone contract! A mortal has bested you!" "Outstanding', mortal!" "(wicked laughter)" "Yeeesss!" "I return this contract from the stink pit from whence it came!" "You have bested my challenge, mortal!" "You have conquered my curs'd contract!" "You have triumphed over my terrifying terror task!" "Fool! Er, nicely done." "Infernal Merasmission...Accomplished!" "Merciless Meramission...Mastered!" "Malignant Merasmission...Mastered!" Fighting Merasmus-specific "To HELL with you and your soul!" "Fool! You are a successful fool somehow!" "What! Crap, that's not right!" "Nooooo!" "You? Beat Merasmus? You know what, keep your soul! It's probably got garbage and dirt in it!" "What? How did you do that!" "What? You beat me? Merasmus demands a recount!" "You beat me? Noooo! I almost had your soul!" "I didn't even want your stink soul!" "You won? How did you win?" "You have got to be kidding Merasmus." "My debt to the Russian mob passes...to you! (wicked laughter)" "You may have killed me. But you're still a foo...hold on. What's that Gandalf? Uh huh. Gandalf wants you to know he's here in Wizard Heaven with me. Because he dies in the book. So we both hope that spoils that for you. Yes. Oh, and Harry Potter's here too." "Wait, wait, wait. Merasmus lagged. Do over."

Merasmission reward

"Your payment!" "Your payment!" "And now...the reward! "And now...the reward!" "Claim your reward!" "A contract...fulfilled!" "You're exceptions at killing, mortal. I could use your services again...with the Russians!" "You did well, mortal!" "Congratulations, mortal!" "Well done indeed, mortal! A pity you didn't read the fine print. For now, Merasmus has your parking space...for eternity!" "Well done, mortal. Well done indeed! Or should I say, Undead! (laughter) Can I borrow fifty dollars?" "Thanks for doing my evil bidding. Signed: Merasmus." "You did the evil, here's the reward!" "You committed the crimes, here's the payout!" "Merasmus pays his debts, especially to society! Merasmus has done some...hard time, mortal." "Slow down, champ! You're bleeding Merasmus dry!" "Take your prize, fool!" "Take your prize, fool!" "Fool! You've earned a prize!" "Welcome to the eldritchenining The terrifying ancient Sumerian rite of prize-giving! Two enter, one leaves...with a gift!" "Look at your contract, fool! Do you notice something horrifying? It is not notarized! Merasmus is giving you this prize provisionally! And he will see you in court! Awoooo!" "Fool! You made a deal with the devil! And now you'll reap the reward! Which is...this reward. The devil may have inadvertently dropped the ball on this one." "'Congratulations! The gift I give you...is death!' is what Merasmus would be saying if Merasmsus' lawyers hadn't advised him that death is not an acceptable form of payment in New Mexico." "Take your reward! Your eternal reward! Just to be clear though, Merasmus is not guaranteeing this thing forever. If it breaks within thirty days, fine, bring it back. After that, you're on your own! Awooo!"

Bonus

"Wow, that was really, REALLY good!" "Wow, Merasmus is impressed!" "You...you impressed Merasmus with this one!" "Merasmus does not impress easily. But you've done it, mortal! You impressed the big dog." "Merasmus does not impress easily. But you've done it! Mortal, you, you impressed the big dog." "For someone who has lived but one lifetime, mortal...you're pretty good at this!" "You...hmm, wow! I mean, just wow! Do you not have a...day job! Seriously, that's...wow!" "[slurring] Look! Merasmus's had a few cocktails! But you are the best, man! Seriously I...I love you, man!" "Merasmus isn't going to lie to you: that was reeeeally good!" "Fool! I...ah...good work. I don't even know why I'm calling you a fool half the time. It's just...you know Meramsus is into the Russian mob for a...reeeally lot of money. (light chuckle) They say they're going to cut Merasmus' fingers off. (chuckle) His fingers! Heh heh. Heh. Maybe Merasmus is the real fool. (nervous chuckle)"

Gargoyle related

Spawns

"A Gargoyle has spawned!" "A Gargoyle has arrived!" "A Gargoyle is somewhere on the map!" "Fool! Find the Gargoyle!" "A Gargoyle is here!" "A Gargoyle has arrived!"

Successful capture

"You got the Gargoyle!" "Well done, mortal!" "You have collected the Gargoyle!" "Yes! The Gargoyle is yours!"

Moves

"The Gargoyle, has moved!" "You took too long! The Gargoyle has moved!"

Disappears

"The Gargoyle is gone!" "The Gargoyle, is gone!" "You missed the Gargoyle!" "Too slow mortal! The Gargoyle, is gone!" "The Gargoyle has vanished to another realm!" "Not fast enough! The Gargoyle is gone!"

Unused responses

Necromasher

Note: Believed to have been meant to be used when interacting with the Necro Smasher in the Carnival of Carnage. All voicelines are by Merasmus.

Successful Crush

"Necro-mashed!" "Got you!" "Ha!" "Hah!" "Merasmus!" "Not so fast!" "You fool!" "Think fast!" "For Bonzo!" "EVIL!"

Miss

"Damn you!" "Get back here!" "Next time!" "I had you!" "No!" "I'll give you that one!" "Wait! Come back!" "Wait, let me try that again." "SO CLOSE!" "Oh, I almost got you." "Oh ho ho, you're good!" "I SPARED you! On purpose!"

Pumpkin Bomb

Pumpkin bomb

Idle "Yeah, keep movin' pal." "Don't touch me pal. I will blow up right in your face." "Ya' wanna try me?" "I'll blow you up, buddy. See if I don't!" "What are you lookin' at?" "You're some kinda funny guy?" "Look at this guy." "Yeah, you better run. "I will explode, all over you pal" "Don't make me come out of this pumpkin!" "Keep movin', buddy. I, I'm trouble." "Yeah, you better run!" Exploding "Boom." "Bang." "Badda boom." "Ka-boom." "Pow." "Bam." "Baang."