User:Malthenius

About

Technical Writer, Digital Archivist, Sandvich Enthusiast.

Todo List

• Cleanup duty  Ongoing
• Complete a reasonably sophisticated and interesting user page  In progress
• Become a valuable contributor  In progress
• Track down ^{[citation needed]} links  Update Talk only, ultra-slow turn-around
• Weapon Demonstration Project?  Nope
• Fix the lack of References on all class hats/items/anything else that are linked without any substantiation.  In progress

Embedded links to external websites should not be used as a form of inline citation

• Provided additional trivia info for all hats  In progress

• Engineer

Engineer's Cap - Add Kromer Cap info to trivia (such a barren and lonely page)  Done, References?  Done

Mining Light - Add trivia line about light being visible in shadows/darkness  Done, References?  Nope

Texas Ten Gallon - No additions necessary.  Done, References?  Done

Hotrod - No additions necessary.  Done

Safe'n'Sound - No additions necessary.  Done

• Scout

Batter's Helmet - No additions necessary.  Done

Bonk Helm - Trivia dismissing hat and bonk drink abilities? Start discussion.  In progress

Ye Olde Baker Boy - Adequate history exists  Done

Baseball Bill's Sports Shine - Does not cite a specific player. A reference to either 1.) helmet wax, or 2.) old school hair wax for men. Doubt players care either way. Done

Troublemaker's Tossle Cap - Skullie, Skull Cap, Skullie...all reference the same thing presently. Fix two spelling errors.  Done

Whoopee Cap - No additions necessary  Done

Milkman - Profession of the 1920's, also delivered sundry food items (explains Holy Mackerel perhaps), joke about "Milkman's Baby" - more Spy-appropriate - reinforces Heavy "tiny baby" stereotype of Scout...nothing worth adding to Trivia that isn't painfully obvious or just boring.  Done

Bombing Run - No additions necessary.  Done

• Soldier

Soldier's Stash - No additions necessary.  Done

Tyrant's Helm - Add two trivia bits linking horned helmets, Viking cult, teutonic knights and intimidation, etc.  Done

Stainless Pot - No additions necessary.  Done

Killer's Kabuto - No additions necessary.  Done

Sergeant's Drill Hat - No additions necessary.  Done

Lumbricus Lid - No additions necessary.  Done

Grenadier's Soft Cap - No additions necessary.  Done

Chieftain's Challenge - Was going to cite trivia from War Bonnet info, but the description already links War Bonnets.  Done

Stout Shako - No additions necessary.  Done

Dr's Dapper's Topper - No additions necessary.  Done

• Pyro

Pyro's Beanie-

Brigade Helm-

Respectless Rubber Glove -

Triboniophorus Tyrannus -

Vintage Merryweather -

Attendant -

Handyman's Handle -

Napper's Respite -

Old Guadalajara -

• Demoman

Demoman's Fro -

Glengarry Bonnet -

Scotsman's Stove Pipe -

Hustler's Hallmark -

Tippler's Tricorne -

Carouser's Capotain -

Sober Stuntman -

Rimmed Raincatcher -

• Heavy

Football Helmet -

Officers Ushanka -

Tough Guy's Toque -

Hound Dog -

Heavy Duty Rag -

Pugilist's Protector -

Hard Counter -

Cadaver's Cranium -

Dealer's Visor -

• Medic

Prussian Pickelhaube -

Vintage Tyrolean -

Otolaryngologist's Mirror -

Ze Goggles -

Gentleman's Gatsby -

• Sniper

Trophy Belt -

Professional's Panama -

Master's Yellow Belt -

Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative -

Shooter's Sola Topi -

Bloke's Bucket Hat -

Ol' Snaggletooth -

• Spy

Fancy Fedora -

Backbiter's Billycock -

Magistrate's Mullet -

Frenchman's Beret -

Familiar Fez -

Profile

This user is a Heavy. “Which one of you is crying?!”	This user eats far too many sandviches.	This user drinks far too much coffee.	This Heavy shares his food, nom-nom.
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This user is a Grammar Nazi	This user ONLY edits the Wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	This user reeks of urine.	This user is American, pardner!
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Preferred Loadout

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