User:SockMcCormick

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Sock L. McCormick
SockMcCormick
Basic information
Type: Transvestite
Gender: Undefinable
Health: Poor
Speed: Sluggish
Birth place: See above two
Native language: English
Age: Just a number
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes: Pyro
Favourite maps: Gravel Pit and Foundry
Favourite weapons: Postal Pummeler
Favourite hats: Pyro's Beanie
Contact information
Website: [1]
Steam page: [2]
Cosmetic items that have no affect on gameplay and are merely a method of character customization ruined TF2.
— Sock

sock

(plural socks or sox)

1. A knitted or woven covering for the foot

2. A shoe worn by Greco-Roman comedy actors

3. A violent blow, punch

4. A shortened version of (Internet) sock puppet

"For enemies near are enemies known though socks are a bother he feels at last not alone "

I don't do much around here, to be honest. I just update the out-of-date pages and clean up articles. Think of me as a janitor, except less respectable. Sometimes I'll actually do something noticeable or important, but that's once in a blue moon.

I learn as I go, so if I'm somehow messing up the Wiki and setting off the nuclear missiles, please notify me on my talk page.

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SmallEdit.jpg This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.
en This user has a native understanding of English.
User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
Backpack Pip-Boy.png This user owns a Genuine Pip-Boy.
Backpack Nanobalaclava.png This user owns a Genuine Nanobalaclava.
Backpack Purity Fist.png This user owns a Genuine Purity Fist.
Poker Night Icon.png This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.
Backpack Stockbroker's Scarf.png This user owns the Stockbroker's Scarf.
Coca-Cola logo.png This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
Tf2 1000.png This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.