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|style="width:20%" |[http://steamcommunity.com/id/daverik Steam]  
|style="width:20%" |[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=daverik My backpack]
 
 
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Hi, this is SLBros / ZVAAARI, depending on which era you're coming from. I emptied this page because the stench of 2011 funnies was so bad it came out of the attic 8 years later. Will expand this page at some point.
| image = User_SLBros_Profile_Image.png
 
| type = Space
 
| health = '''Too few'''<small> / [[File:Medic_badge_RED.png|15px]]{{tooltip|Always needs a Medic|tl;dr i'm bad}}</small><br /><small>(''See [[Medic]] for further details'')</small>
 
| speed  = '''↑ & ↓ & ↻'''<small><br />(''See Speed Highway for further details'')</small>
 
| infoboxcolour = #f2a856
 
| tf2info = no
 
| contactinfo = no
 
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{{Quotation|Typical reaction to '''Space Trial'''|Can someone explain me the fuck i just watched?}}
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Might fuck around and finish translating this wiki into french eventually
 
 
The '''SLBros''', as a space lawyer, is one of the least useful members of the team, only being able to shout ''OBJECTION!'' in the least fitting moment.
 
However, his arsenal is very large and can be used in many ways, openning gameplay possibilities. With his '''Logic''' and his '''Monnocle''', the SLBros can give solutions to questions no one cares about. Able to talk for hours without saying anything of interest, our ace attorney can indeed make enemies fall asleep.
 
His real power really is his ability to send people into space by simply yelling '''SPAAACE''', an ability shared with someone who likes bananas.
 
 
 
If everything else fails, the SLBros can summon an army of [http://steamcommunity.com/id/imbloo/ Tainics]. Tainics are however killed if a [http://steamcommunity.com/id/maruhai/ Maruhai] is near them.
 
The natural ennemy of SLBros is '''ZVAARI'''.
 
 
 
The SLBros is voiced by [http://store.steampowered.com/app/39000 Moonbase Alpha].
 
 
 
=== Bio ===
 
{{Class bio
 
| name = ''None available''
 
| birthplace = ''Internet''
 
| job = Space Lawyer<ref name="space trial"> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1roP52Py7s Space Trial], released on June 3, 2011.</ref>
 
| motto = "Wanna go to space"
 
| description = Hello babies. Look at your lawyer. Now back to me. Now back to your lawyer. Now back to ME. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped presenting evidence when the music is still playing and started using his brain like i do, he could be like he's me.
 
 
 
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on this wiki user page, with the lawyer your lawyer could object like. What's in your head? Back at me. I have it. It's a promo code for a DOTA2 beta key. Look again. The codes are now Genuine.
 
 
 
Anything is possible when you're posting a random video on Youtube and gets thousands of views.
 
 
 
I'm in space.
 
}}
 
 
 
== Health ==
 
 
 
Player + Medikit = Health + Crocket = ded
 
 
 
Try again
 
 
 
== Speed ==
 
 
 
↑ & ↓ & ↻
 
 
 
== Basic strategy ==
 
 
 
* As a wiki translator, don't be afraid to change some words if necessary.
 
* As a space lawyer, yelling '''SPAAACE''' will make you win the game.
 
* You can grab a Tainic and throw him in a pit.
 
* Don't try to understand this page. Believe me, others tried.
 
* Speaking about ''My Little Pony'' will cause drama. Use this brief instant of pure stupidity at your advantage.
 
* Think of the children
 
 
 
== Weapons & Hats ==
 
 
 
{{User:WindBOT/Item checklists/SLBros}}
 
 
 
== Update history ==
 
 
 
'''[[September 30, 2010 Patch]] ([[Mannconomy Update]])'''
 
* Added the trading system
 
* Added hats
 
* Added hats
 
* Added hats
 
* Added Vintage hats
 
* Added tools
 
* Added the Mann Co. Store
 
* Added the Mann Co. Supply Crate & Mann Co. Supply Crate Key
 
* {{Undocumented}} Added hats
 
* {{Undocumented}} Earbuds are now worth ten times real earbuds
 
 
 
'''[[October 27, 2010 Patch]] ([[Scream Fortress Update]])'''
 
* Added a new Halloween themed map
 
* Added Halloween themed items
 
* Added Halloween boss
 
* Added the Haunted Halloween Gift, which drops every five minutes on Mann Manor.
 
* The Scout is the only playable class for the event
 
* {{Undocumented}} Added hats
 
 
 
'''[[December 17, 2010 Patch]] ([[Australian Christmas]])'''
 
* Added hats again
 
* Added 15% of a new gamemode
 
* Added ''itemtest''
 
* {{Undocumented}} Broke ''itemtest''
 
 
 
'''[[April 14, 2011 Patch]] ([[Hatless Update]])'''
 
* Added hatless hats
 
* Fixed bugs
 
* {{Undocumented}} Added bugs
 
 
 
'''[[May 5, 2011 Patch]] ([[Replay Update]])'''
 
* Added the Replay Editor
 
* Added hats (it's not funny anymore)
 
* Added the Team Captain
 
* {{Undocumented}} Cosmetics are now broken
 
 
 
'''[[June 23, 2011 Patch]] ([[Über Update]])'''
 
* I don't even know anymore, too many stuff
 
* Added the Schradenfreude
 
 
 
'''[[October 13, 2011 Patch]] ([[Manniversary Update]])'''
 
* Added hats yet again
 
* Added the High-Five
 
* {{Undocumented}} Added crashes
 
 
 
'''[[October 27, 2011 Patch]] ([[Very Scary Halloween Special]])'''
 
* Added the smallest Halloween themed map
 
* Added MONOCULUS!, the king of crockets
 
* Added...well hats
 
* Added awesome cosmetics items which can only be worn during the event
 
* The Scout is again the only playable class for this event
 
 
 
== Bugs ==
 
 
 
* The SLBros has some issues with english.
 
  
 
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This user page finally got updated. It's been months.
 
All jokes aside, i'm a French user, and i translate this wiki into...well, French. This user page is pretty much a playground. Feel free to ask me anything, even if i'm not the best person here for answering questions.
 
I'm playing Pyro and i'm hitting Spies with a Maul. Logic.
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 12:40, 24 April 2019

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Hi, this is SLBros / ZVAAARI, depending on which era you're coming from. I emptied this page because the stench of 2011 funnies was so bad it came out of the attic 8 years later. Will expand this page at some point.

Might fuck around and finish translating this wiki into french eventually

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I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 13 years, 2 months, 17 days (since {{{day}}} , {{{year}}}).


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