User:Ownage Hamster

"Hammy's Headpinner"
Level 1000 Stick
+100% damage bonus
Crits on hit
Infinite ammo
Fires 200% faster
100% faster move speed on hamsters
On kill: Ubercharges user for 10 minutes
Only usable by hamsters
"If you are reading this you are probably pinned to a wall."

Gift from: Me

( Not in your inventory )

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.

This user page is 49 bytes large.

As of 6 May, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 13 years, 2 months, 22 days (since {{{day}}} , {{{year}}}).

en	This user has a native understanding of English.

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!

This user is an employee of BLU.

This user is a Heavy Hater. "Eat it, fatty!"

This user is a Backstabber!

This user constantly calls for MEDIC!

This user is a combat medic. "The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting."

This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.

This user is eagerly awaiting the release of Kinect Spycrab.

This user loves to trade items.

This user is credit to team?... “Nope”

Avert thy gaze! Verily, this unfortunate peasant hath little to no hats!

This good samaritan loves to play in Medieval mode, they say.

This user is a Mentlegen!

This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

This user is a Sniper. “Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!”

This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”

This user is a Mercenary.

This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge.

This user tends to fall to pieces.

This user is Saxton Hale! “There, there. Have an eagle!”

This user has a backpack, but you can't see it because their account is private.

This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.

This user owns the Ghastly Gibus.

This user owns the Spine-Chilling Skull 2011.

This user is a Medieval Medic.

This user plays air guitar over your smoldering corpse.

This user's weapons are high in vitamin B.

This user drinks far too much... no, that's disgusting.

This user is American, pardner!

This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.

g	This user plays Garry's Mod.

This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.