User:NewAgeRetroHippie

New Age Retro Hippie
Basic information
Gender:	Male
Birth place:	Canada
Native language:	English
Age:	28
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:
Favourite weapons:
Contact information
Steam page:	New Age Retro Hippie

“

You meet the New Age Retro Hippie. — EarthBound

”

Nifty, I finally made a userpage. Sweet. Time to contribute.

Or something.

Nifty Weapons That May Or May Not Be OP

"The Cloudsdale Crasher" Epic Scattergun - Kills: 5999 +20% damage done -20% bullets per shot -20% bullet resistance on wearer

"Hail to the King, Baby!" The King's Shotgun - Kills: 6969696967 You'll go medieval on your enemy's asses. Alt-fire: A kick that cripples anything it hits. You ran out of bubblegum.

Community Three-Rune Blade Level 50 Sword No risk of bleeding for your opponent or yourself.

Userboxes

This user owns a Strange Scattergun. Rank: Server-Clearing Kills: 2500

This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”

This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”

This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”

This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!

This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.

This user overuses user boxes.

This user is a Backstabber!

This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.

This user loves rocking out with his Earbuds.

This user owns Bill's Hat.

This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.

This user possesses both Killing Floor promotional items.

This user owns the Essential Accessories.

This user isn't going to redeem his RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.

This user owns the Black Rose.

This user has spent more than a thousand hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!

This user is Canadian, eh!

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.

This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.

g	This user plays Garry's Mod.

This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.

This user is a brony, and likes to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Their favorite character is Fluttershy.