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My Contributions: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/LingoSalad
 
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==TEST==
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A list of the Hat Describing Contest Winners. Note only the hats that were in the contest are included in this table.
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{| class="wikitable grid"
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|-
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! class="header" | Winner
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! class="header" | Item
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! class="header" | Description
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|-
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| [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16703947&postcount=92
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TheTwoTonHammer]
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| [[Image:Backpack_Batter's Helmet.png|100px|frameless|link=Batter's Helmet]]
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| You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of
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plastic!
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|-
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| [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16728530&postcount=238
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PrO-bOy]
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| [[Image:Backpack_Bonk Helm.png|100px|frameless|link=Bonk Helm]]
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| When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Ye Olde Baker Boy.png|100px|frameless|link=Ye Olde Baker Boy]]
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| Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Baseball Bill's Sports Shine.png|100px|frameless|link=Baseball
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Bill's Sports Shine]]
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| Everyone knows that speed is a Scout’s best friend. Why weigh yourself down
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with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Troublemaker's Tossle Cap.png|100px|frameless|
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link=Troublemaker's Tossle Cap]]
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| Straight outta control point.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Whoopee Cap.png|100px|frameless|link=Whoopee Cap]]
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| You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion
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for the discerning youth.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Soldier's Stash.png|100px|frameless|link=Soldier's Stash]]
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| This hat does not in any way, shape or form, promote smoking or gambling.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Tyrant's Helm.png|100px|frameless|link=Tyrant's Helm]]
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| I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Stainless Pot.png|100px|frameless|link=Stainless Pot]]
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| Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.  Also heats soup.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Killer's Kabuto.png|100px|frameless|link=Killer's Kabuto]]
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| A haiku for war.
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To defeat one's enemies.
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Honor the crocket.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Sergeant's Drill Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Sergeant's Drill
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Hat]]
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| This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't
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feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Gentle Manne's Service Medal.png|100px|frameless|link=Gentle
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Manne's Service Medal]]
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| Given to those few, brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly, without sleep,
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nourishment, or a social life.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Pyro's Beanie.png|100px|frameless|link=Pyro's Beanie]]
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| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Brigade Helm.png|100px|frameless|link=Brigade Helm]]
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| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Respectless Rubber Glove.png|100px|frameless|link=Respectless
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Rubber Glove]]
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| It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Triboniophorus Tyrannus.png|100px|frameless|
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link=Triboniophorus Tyrannus]]
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| At least he's still telling you to burn things.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Vintage Merryweather.png|100px|frameless|link=Vintage
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Merryweather]]
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| Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to
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quell his flames.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Whiskered Gentleman.png|100px|frameless|link=Whiskered
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Gentleman]]
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| The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the
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discerning gentleman of conflagration.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Demoman's Fro.png|100px|frameless|link=Demoman's Fro]]
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| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Glengarry Bonnet.png|100px|frameless|link=Glengarry Bonnet]]
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| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Scotsman's Stove Pipe.png|100px|frameless|link=Scotsman's
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Stove Pipe]]
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| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Hustler's Hallmark.png|100px|frameless|link=Hustler's
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Hallmark]]
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| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Tippler's Tricorne.png|100px|frameless|link=Tippler's
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Tricorne]]
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| Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Football Helmet.png|100px|frameless|link=Football Helmet]]
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| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Officer's Ushanka.png|100px|frameless|link=Officer's Ushanka]]
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| This hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Tough Guy's Toque.png|100px|frameless|link=Tough Guy's Toque]]
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| Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
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criticizing your fashion sense.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Hound Dog.png|100px|frameless|link=Hound Dog]]
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| Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
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|-
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| [Valve (?)
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| [[Image:Backpack_Heavy Duty Rag.png|100px|frameless|link=Heavy Duty Rag]]
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| It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Mining Light.png|100px|frameless|link=Mining Light]]
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| For Engineers with bright ideas.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Engineer's Cap.png|100px|frameless|link=Engineer's Cap]]
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| Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering
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actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Texas Slim's Dome Shine.png|100px|frameless|link=Texas Slim's
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Dome Shine]]
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| Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Hotrod.png|100px|frameless|link=Hotrod]]
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| Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from
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your eyeballs.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Safe'n'Sound.png|100px|frameless|link=Safe'n'Sound]]
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| eballs."
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Safe'n'Sound:  foxtrot261: "It gets difficult trying to calculate the total
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external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of
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momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around
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you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Prussian Pickelhaube.png|100px|frameless|link=Prussian
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Pickelhaube]]
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| A relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Vintage Tyrolean.png|100px|frameless|link=Vintage Tyrolean]]
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| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Otolaryngologist's Mirror.png|100px|frameless|
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link=Otolaryngologist's Mirror]]
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| We can't pronounce it either.
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|-
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| [Valve (This description was given before the contest.)
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| [[Image:Backpack_Ze Goggles.png|100px|frameless|link=Ze Goggles]]
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| Nothing.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Gentleman's Gatsby.png|100px|frameless|link=Gentleman's
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Gatsby]]
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| While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its
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own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone,
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whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery
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with a well-polished bonesaw.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Physician's Procedure Mask.png|100px|frameless|
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link=Physician's Procedure Mask]]
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| Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Trophy Belt.png|100px|frameless|link=Trophy Belt]]
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| Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
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It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Professional's Panama.png|100px|frameless|link=Professional's
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Panama]]
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| A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Master's Yellow Belt.png|100px|frameless|link=Master's Yellow
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Belt]]
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| Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna,
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stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative.png|100px|frameless|link=Ritzy
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Rick's Hair Fixative]]
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| His bullet was close.
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I lost my hat.
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My bullet was closer.
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He lost his head.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Shooter's Sola Topi.png|100px|frameless|link=Shooter's Sola
 +
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Topi]]
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| Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Bloke's Bucket Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Bloke's Bucket
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Hat]]
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| Gone Snipin'.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Fancy Fedora.png|100px|frameless|link=Fancy Fedora]]
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| This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a
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 +
handsome rogue.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Backbiter's Billycock.png|100px|frameless|link=Backbiter's
 +
 +
Billycock]]
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| For when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Magistrate's Mullet.png|100px|frameless|link=Magistrate's
 +
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Mullet]]
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|  They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also
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invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
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|-
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| [ ?
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| [[Image:Backpack_Frenchman's Beret.png|100px|frameless|link=Frenchman's Beret]]
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| Because real espionage is an artform.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Camera Beard.png|100px|frameless|link=Camera Beard]]
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| You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Cheater's Lament.png|100px|frameless|link=Cheater's Lament]]
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| Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and
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incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been
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rewarded.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Bill's Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Bill's Hat]]
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| Left 4 You.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Alien Swarm Parasite.png|100px|frameless|link=Alien Swarm
 +
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Parasite]]
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| This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and
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place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Modest Pile of Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Modest Pile of
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Hat]]
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| Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Noble Amassment of Hats.png|100px|frameless|link=Noble
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 +
Amassment of Hats]]
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| For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Towering Pillar of Hats.png|100px|frameless|link=Towering
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Pillare of Hats]]
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| A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the
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majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Mercenary.png|100px|frameless|link=Mercenary]]
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| Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Soldier of Fortune.png|100px|frameless|link=Soldier of
 +
 +
Fortune]]
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| Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it
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better.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Grizzled Veteran.png|100px|frameless|link=Grizzled Veteran]]
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| Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone,
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they'll know they weren't the first.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Primeval Warrior.png|100px|frameless|link=Primeval Warrior]]
 +
| A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even
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started.
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|-
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| [
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| [[Image:Backpack_Ghastly Gibus.png|100px|frameless|link=Ghastly Gibus]]
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|
 +
|-Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould
 +
 +
and grave dust.
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| [
 +
| [[Image:Backpack_Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.png|100px|frameless|
 +
 +
link=Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask]]
 +
| Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
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|}

Revision as of 02:47, 11 November 2010

Me

Steam name : LingoSalad

TF2 Backpack: http://www.tf2items.com/id/LingoSalad

My Contributions: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/LingoSalad


TEST

A list of the Hat Describing Contest Winners. Note only the hats that were in the contest are included in this table.


and grave dust.
Winner Item Description
[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16703947&postcount=92

TheTwoTonHammer]

Backpack Batter's Helmet.png You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of

plastic!

[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16728530&postcount=238

PrO-bOy]

Backpack Bonk Helm.png When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
[ Backpack Ye Olde Baker Boy.png Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
[ link=Baseball Bill's Sports Shine Everyone knows that speed is a Scout’s best friend. Why weigh yourself down

with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?

[ Backpack Troublemaker's Tossle Cap.png Straight outta control point.
[ Backpack Whoopee Cap.png You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion

for the discerning youth.

[ Backpack Soldier's Stash.png This hat does not in any way, shape or form, promote smoking or gambling.
[ Backpack Tyrant's Helm.png I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
[ Backpack Stainless Pot.png Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel. Also heats soup.
[ Backpack Killer's Kabuto.png A haiku for war.

To defeat one's enemies. Honor the crocket.

[ link=Sergeant's Drill Hat This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't

feel like shouting yourself hoarse.

[ link=Gentle Manne's Service Medal Given to those few, brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly, without sleep,

nourishment, or a social life.

[ Backpack Pyro's Beanie.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ Backpack Brigade Helm.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ link=Respectless Rubber Glove It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
[ Backpack Triboniophorus Tyrannus.png At least he's still telling you to burn things.
[ link=Vintage Merryweather Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to

quell his flames.

[ link=Whiskered Gentleman The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the

discerning gentleman of conflagration.

[ Backpack Demoman's Fro.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ Backpack Glengarry Bonnet.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ link=Scotsman's Stove Pipe This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ link=Hustler's Hallmark This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ link=Tippler's Tricorne Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out.
[ Backpack Football Helmet.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ Backpack Officer's Ushanka.png This hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands.
[ Backpack Tough Guy's Toque.png Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's

criticizing your fashion sense.

[ Backpack Hound Dog.png Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
[Valve (?) Backpack Heavy Duty Rag.png It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
[ Backpack Mining Light.png For Engineers with bright ideas.
[ Backpack Engineer's Cap.png Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering

actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.

[ link=Texas Slim's Dome Shine Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
[ Backpack Hotrod.png Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from

your eyeballs.

[ Backpack Safe'n'Sound.png eballs."

Safe'n'Sound: foxtrot261: "It gets difficult trying to calculate the total

external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of

momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around

you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!

[ link=Prussian Pickelhaube A relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point.
[ Backpack Vintage Tyrolean.png This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
[ Backpack Otolaryngologist's Mirror.png We can't pronounce it either.
[Valve (This description was given before the contest.) Backpack Ze Goggles.png Nothing.
[ link=Gentleman's Gatsby While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its

own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone,

whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery

with a well-polished bonesaw.

[ Backpack Physician's Procedure Mask.png Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
[ Backpack Trophy Belt.png Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.

It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.

[ link=Professional's Panama A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
[ link=Master's Yellow Belt Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna,

stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.

[ link=Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative His bullet was close.

I lost my hat. My bullet was closer. He lost his head.

[ link=Shooter's Sola Topi Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
[ link=Bloke's Bucket Hat Gone Snipin'.
[ Backpack Fancy Fedora.png This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a

handsome rogue.

[ link=Backbiter's Billycock For when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top.
[ link=Magistrate's Mullet They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also

invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.

[ ? Backpack Frenchman's Beret.png Because real espionage is an artform.
[ Backpack Camera Beard.png You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
[ Backpack Cheater's Lament.png Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and

incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been

rewarded.

[ Backpack Bill's Hat.png Left 4 You.
[ link=Alien Swarm Parasite This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and

place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.

[ link=Modest Pile of Hat Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
[ link=Noble Amassment of Hats For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
[ link=Towering Pillare of Hats A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the

majesty of my TOWER of HATS.

[ Backpack Mercenary.png Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
[ link=Soldier of Fortune Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it

better.

[ Backpack Grizzled Veteran.png Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone,

they'll know they weren't the first.

[ Backpack Primeval Warrior.png A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even

started.

[ Backpack Ghastly Gibus.png
[ Backpack Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.png Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
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