User:Exparagus
| Exparagus | |
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| Basic information | |
| Gender: | Tiny Baby Man |
| Birth place: | That corner over there. |
| Team Fortress 2 | |
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| “ | I'm not just a regular moron. I'm the dumbest moron who ever lived. And I just put myself in charge of all minor grammar edits. [clap clap]
— Exparagus on his intelligence (or lack thereof)
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Exparagus is just a regular guy who likes to play Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, and Garry's Mod among other things in his (highly abundant) spare time. Exparagus enjoys playing as the Soldier, the Spy, the Heavy, the Medic, and the Scout. He loves to read the Wiki when he isn't playing TF2, and strives to make it a beatiful wonderland of unicorns and rainbows and cheeseburger rain and perfect grammar. Exparagus dislikes poor grammar. So much in fact, that every time you put "your" instead of "you're", he dies a little on the inside. So think about that the next time you're making an edit on the Wiki. You monster.
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Basic Job
Exparagus' main goal on the Wiki is to clean up various small mistakes and grammar. You'll hardly notice his edits unless you really look for them, mostly because he barely knows how to do anything larger than edit a page, backspace a few times, and then retype with proper grammar. So until he decides to stop being lazy, his edits will be small and hardly noticeable.
Trivia
- Exparagus' favorite page on the Wiki is the Trivia Wall of Shame.
- Exparagus' favorite color is dark green.
- Exparagus' favorite paint is Cream Spirit.
