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(Felt like my user page needed an upgrade. Might update it when I think of something else to put in it.)
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Hi this is just a silly user page and I don't know why you're reading it. Most of my edits on this Wiki will be fixing minor grammar mistakes. Bad grammar drives me INSANE. (That means YOUR and YOU'RE are different words, and THERE, THEIR, and THEY'RE are too)
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|image=Coupe D'isaster.png
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|class=[[Image:User Benjamuffin class demo.png|60px]]
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|type=Tiny Baby Man}}
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{{Quotation|'''Exparagus''' on his intelligence (or lack thereof)|I'm not just a regular moron. I'm the dumbest moron who ever lived. And I just put myself in charge of all minor grammar edits. [clap clap]|}}
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'''Exparagus''' is just a regular guy who likes to play Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, and Garry's Mod among other things in his (highly abundant) spare time. Exparagus enjoys playing as the Soldier, the Spy, the Heavy, the Medic, and the Scout. He loves to read the Wiki when he isn't playing TF2, and strives to make it a beatiful wonderland of unicorns and rainbows and cheeseburger rain and perfect grammar. Exparagus {{tooltip|dislikes|read: Really hates.}} poor grammar. So much in fact, that every time you put "your" instead of "you're", he dies a little on the inside. So think about that the next time you're making an edit on the Wiki. You monster.
  
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=== Bio ===
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{{Class bio
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| name = Fatty F. No-Parents
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|birthplace = That corner over there
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| job = Mow Lawn
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| motto = "Things could be worse."
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| description = Born from the deepest, darkest, most foul pits of Hell, this guy really despises bad grammar. Really, really despises it. I can not stress enough to you just how much he hates bad grammar.}}
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== Basic Job ==
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Exparagus' main goal on the Wiki is to clean up various small mistakes and grammar. You'll hardly notice his edits unless you really look for them, mostly because he barely knows how to do anything larger than edit a page, backspace a few times, and then retype with proper grammar. So until he decides to stop being lazy, his edits will be small and hardly noticeable.
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== Bugs ==
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* Exparagus does not know how to add Emblems to his own Bio. How sad.
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** Exparagus is too lazy to figure out how to fix this problem. But that's his own fault.

Revision as of 06:36, 25 March 2012

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I'm not just a regular moron. I'm the dumbest moron who ever lived. And I just put myself in charge of all minor grammar edits. [clap clap]
Exparagus on his intelligence (or lack thereof)

Exparagus is just a regular guy who likes to play Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, and Garry's Mod among other things in his (highly abundant) spare time. Exparagus enjoys playing as the Soldier, the Spy, the Heavy, the Medic, and the Scout. He loves to read the Wiki when he isn't playing TF2, and strives to make it a beatiful wonderland of unicorns and rainbows and cheeseburger rain and perfect grammar. Exparagus dislikes poor grammar. So much in fact, that every time you put "your" instead of "you're", he dies a little on the inside. So think about that the next time you're making an edit on the Wiki. You monster.

Bio

Basic Job

Exparagus' main goal on the Wiki is to clean up various small mistakes and grammar. You'll hardly notice his edits unless you really look for them, mostly because he barely knows how to do anything larger than edit a page, backspace a few times, and then retype with proper grammar. So until he decides to stop being lazy, his edits will be small and hardly noticeable.

Bugs

  • Exparagus does not know how to add Emblems to his own Bio. How sad.
    • Exparagus is too lazy to figure out how to fix this problem. But that's his own fault.