User:Dendodge

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about me
My name's dendodge. (Well, not really... It's George, but I'm dendodge everywhere on the Internet.) I'm a student from the United Kingdom, and I play Team Fortress 2 whenever I have nothing better to do—which is most of the time. I was born on 23 June 1994, which makes me 18 now, and has the added bonus that the Über Update occurred on my 17th birthday, which makes me feel kinda special.

In real life, I've studied biology, maths, and physics to A level, and I'm waiting to find out whether I've got a place to study theoretical physics at either the University of Nottingham or the University of York.

But theoretical physics isn't much use on a wiki about a game. My more relevant skills include fluency in HTML, CSS, and Wikicode, and skills in creating relatively complex templates—I set up most of the infrastructure and much of the design of OpenGlobe, a relatively successful wiki-based news website. I was an administrator on Wikinews for quite a long time, and I'm now a project manager (bureaucrat) on OpenGlobe. I can also write half-decently, and have had news articles published on both OpenGlobe and Wikinews.

However, I suck at TF2.

team fortress 2

	"My Little Burner" Wicked Nasty Flame Thrower 100% critical hits from behind +150% airblast cost "I used to wonder what arson could be, until you all shared its magic with me..."	The Flare Gun Level 10 Flare Gun ( Achievement Item: Not Tradable )	The Axtinguisher Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players ( Achievement Item: Not Tradable )
	"Timmy" Level 95 Hat "I have a little brain slug, He is my very pal."	The HazMat Headcase Level 79 Hat Style: Safety First This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.	Genuine Russian Rocketeer Level 1 Backpack The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has ben tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!

tf2 wiki
I've had an account here since May 2012, and used the wiki as a reference guide for quite some time before that. I made my first edit on 31 May, and created my first article, "Community Doomsday strategy", on 10 July. I'm not particularly active here yet, because I'm not really sure what there is for me to do yet—I like to find a nice little niche to settle into on wikis—but I hope to become more active relatively soon. And no, I'm not here just for the Wiki Cap, but it would be nice to have. ^_^

Edit milestones: 1 | 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 | 200 | 500

Pages I created and/or significantly contributed to

• Community Doomsday strategy
• Mann vs. Machine
• Mann vs. Machine (game mode)

Other stuff I've done

• Simplified and prettified the table of projectiles

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Date	Reason	Link
Show Me Your War Face! Create a damn fine user page.	WindPower	August 2, 2012	Sweet colorful userpage~	Here

userboxes
A userpage without userboxes is like a game without hats...

babel
en This user has a native understanding of English.		fr-3 Cet utilisateur dispose de connaissances avancées en français.
wiki
# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel	As of 2 May, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 11 years, 11 months, 13 days (since 20 May, 2012).	{{ }} This user knows how to edit templates and can create them too.
game
This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.	This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”	This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: Nov 21, 2011 (22:10:34)
achievements
This user has earned 85 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 16%! This user has earned 4 of the 8 Replay achievements. That's 50%! This user has earned 14 of the 47 general achievements. That's 30%! This user has not earned the Christmas Event achievement. This user has earned 3 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 7%! This user has earned 16 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 37%! This user has earned 26 of the 40 Pyro achievements. That's 65%! This user has earned 0 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 0%! This user has earned 3 of the 38 Heavy achievements. That's 8%! This user has earned 6 of the 38 Engineer achievements. That's 16%! This user has earned 1 of the 39 Medic achievements. That's 3%! This user has earned 2 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 5%! This user has earned 1 of the 38 Spy achievements. That's 3%! This user has earned 0 of the 49 Mann vs. Machievements. That's 0%! This user has earned 0 of the 2 PASS Time achievements. That's 0%! This user has earned 0 of the 12 Foundry achievements. That's 0%! This user has earned 8 of the 12 Astro-chievements. That's 67%! This user has not earned the Standin achievement. This user has not earned the Process achievement. This user has earned 0 of the 5 Snakewater achievements. That's 0%! This user has earned 0 of the 5 Powerhouse achievements. That's 0%! This user has earned 1 of the 5 Scarechievements. That's 20%! This user has earned 0 of the 4 Ghostchievements. That's 0%! This user has earned 0 of the 2 Eye-chievements. This user has earned 0 of the 2 Necromannchievements. This user has earned 0 of the 8 Bereavements. That's 0%! This user has earned 0 of the 7 Merasmachievements. That's 0%!
items
This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.	This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.	This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.
This user owns the Spiral Sallet.	This user owns the Black Rose.	This user owns the Ghastlierest Gibus.
This user has attained the level of Bronze on his World Traveler's Hat!	This user owns The Spirit of Giving.	This user has a Tyrant's Helm painted Indubitably Green
This user owns a Genuine Robot Chicken Hat.	This user owns a Strange Diamondback.	This user owns a pair of Vintage Pyrovision Goggles.
This user owns a Strange Rainblower.	This user owns a Strange Lollichop.	This user owns a Strange Rocket Launcher.
other
This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user enjoys Portal.	This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
This user's computer has Intel inside.	This user uses Microsoft Windows 7.	This user's computer is an Acer.
This user is a brony, and likes to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Their favorite character is Rainbow Dash.	This user uses Firefox as his web browser.	This user is British, and damn proud of it.

...This userpage, however, is more like a game where everyone wears a Towering Pillar of Hats.

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