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TF Industries is a mysterious corporation based in Washington "devoted to the highest level of craftsmanship and personal security". Headed by the Administrator, they specialise in the very latest in military technology; selling all manner of deadly, cutting-edge devices to prospective buyers. They also run the popular 'Buildables' line of Engineering products.
They offer an extended services contract on all items and are not responsible for any injuries attained while operating their products.
Known products of theirs include:
- The Sentry Gun Mechanical Firing Device- Model v 2.1 (Designer: The Engineer circa. 1965) ("All the Firepower You Need- With Both Hands Freed!")
- The Uhlman Build-Matic Wrench
- The Dispense-O-Matic 9000 Provisions Dispenser ("The 'All-In-One' Station")
- Telemax Teleporters
- TF Brand Branding Irons
- ID badges: Primeval Warrior, Grizzled Veteran, Soldier of Fortune and Mercenary.
Mann Co.
Mann Co., (Slogan: "We sell products and get in fights") is a division of TF Industries. Originally founded by Zepheniah Mann, it was left to his Australian aide and tracker Barnabas Hale in his final will and testament under the name 'Mann & Sons Munitions Concern'. The company is currently run by Barnabas' descendant Saxton Hale, who operates on the policy that if you aren't 100% satisfied with their product line, you can take it up with him. They publish the 'Dapper Rogue' catalogue for the "gentleman scoundrel", of which the Spy is a purveyor. The Administrator is also known to make use of Mann Co. for custom orders via Miss Pauling. They were the subject of a senate investigation in relation to their alleged part in the tragic destruction of American monkeynaut Poopy Joe's capsule during takeoff, which their lawyers firmly deny.
Mann Co. was originally founded as Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co. In days gone by the company ran the quarterly concern, "a compendium of broad swords, musket gonnes and domesday weaponry for immediate sale", a tome of no small interest to the Soldier.
Mann Co. are responsible for a number of products, including:
- The Sandvich Edible Device
- The 'Force-A-Nature' Double Barreled Shotgun
- The "Dead Ringer" Spy Watch
- The "Cloak and Dagger" Spy Watch
- The Razorback Hand-Crafted Tribal Shield
- The 'Sandman'
- 'The Ambassador'
- "Jarate - The Jar-Based Karate!" Self Defense Kit
- Macrofilm Suit
- Camera Beard
- Cape and Gloves
- Portable Baccarat Detector
- Truth Serum Cigarettes
- Underwater Hypnopen
- Flamethrower Lighter
- Crab-Walking Kit
- Ski Mask Grappling Hook
- 'Hat-Wearing Man' Magazine
- 'RO-BOT'
- Saxton Hale's Thrilling Tales
- Poopy Joe Commemorative Plates
- Mann Co. Buildable Industries Worldwide brand Adjustable Spanners
and as Zepheniah Mann & Sons Co.:
- Broad Swords
- Musket Gonnes
- Domesday Weaponry
- Sulphurous Cannonading Projectiles
- Vial of Toxiferous Plague
Mann Co. merchandise
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Engineer Spanner Work Shirt | 
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Engineer Spanner T-Shirt |
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The Mann Co. T-Shirt | 
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Saxton Hale Post Cards |
Trivia
- 'TF' is the acronym for 'Team Fortress'. This is either a sly self-reference or an explanation of sorts for the title.
- There are 3 different flags (actual flags, not intelligence cases) in the game files, the head of each reads 'TFi'
- Mann Co. was first introduced into the TF universe on May 15, 2009 when the Spy Update Day 4 was released in the Team Fortress 2 Blog.
- According to the Mac Update's comic, Mann Co. products tend to break down, catch on fire (although Saxton Hale claims that that's how he knows the products are on), and melt into people's skulls. This, however, is not canon.
