User:Nooch

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Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (15:36:32 GMT)

It's better than fantasy baseball and baseball card collecting while all in the same place! Thanks Valve for an extraordinary game.


Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 1344 hats! (Probably 1343 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)




Present

Summertime break is finished, and Army of NoochLand is ready for Season 3. Nooch has updated the Army's arsenal with 3 additional gaming machines and currently 253 premium members. Nooch will not participate with Free to Play. Nor will his 500+ refined metal reserve from Season 2 be depleted. Currently, many objectives remain from the The Replay Update, Über Update and Manniversary_Update. As well as, too many Promotions to mention. Lets have at it Men!


History

Nooch is the relentless leader of the Army of NoochLand. The NoochLand members are dedicated to increasing Nooch's collection of Unique Items. Started in December 2009 with 8 recruits for the War! Update, the ranks immediately expanded to 12 members thereafter. The Army's 1st campaign began December 28th. The soldier's fought 24/7 for over 10 weeks straight. Then, on the 73rd day, the Army fulfilled its objectives and secured all 36 Unique Hats available.

Six months later, The Mann-Conomy Update proved to be the next worthy challenge. During both the 119th Update and The Engineer Update, Army of NoochLand was on leave and not active for any summertime months. Nooch quickly depleted his 100+ refined metal reserve trading for hats issued after the Army's original campaign ended, and again completed his collection. Then, Army of NoochLand was called back to duty October 13th.

With an additional 26 members enlisted, the Army's 2nd Tour set it's sights on first, the new Mann-Conomy Update items. Then second, the new Scream Fortress Update items. After 33 days all objectives were complete. In addition, the new Poker Night at the Inventory items were promptly acquired during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.

Army of NoochLand continued expanding its ranks during Winter 2011. Enrollment grew to 60 members for the Australian Christmas Update. Double Drop-Rate Week proved to be a tremendous success. And, Miss Pauling Stocking Stuffer Key gifts yielded a plethora of hats. Sadly, promotional items have become a regular unexciting occurrence in the TF2 Universe following Australian Christmas. And, in only 3 months Nooch became dissuaded by the pitfalls of Trading.

Begining February, Nooch determined LAN Heat reduced NoochLand home heating oil consumption by more than half in the prior year timeframe. Encouraged by offset electrical costs, Army of NoochLand expanded again to 128 active members and 36 reserves awaiting license. The Army's 2nd Tour is complete, but the quest for more Items continues.

Inventory


One Eye! One Horn!







"Hats are nice, but ladies chase a big stack of metal!"
— Nooch

Stats

Campaign1.0

The introduction of the item drop cap has presented both challenges and opportunity for the Army of NoochLand that did not exist with the original item drop system. As data becomes available, after each Army of NoochLand campaign concludes, results will be published here.



Campaigns

Heading Campaign1.1 Campaign2.1 Campaign2.2 Campaign2.3 Campaign3.1 TOTAL
start date Dec28,2009 Oct13,2010 Dec22,2010 Feb16,2011 Sep5,2011 Dec28,2009
stop date Mar15,2010 Dec22,2010 Feb16,2011 Apr12,2011 Oct26,2011 Oct26,2011
weeks 11 10 8 8 8 45
total hours 21,336 3,660 5,200 9,840 7,044 47,080
electric bill $257.07 $115.17 $146.52 $170.39 $88.00 $777.15
items dropped 5,159 3,807 6,526 10,402 9,326 35,220
items per week 469.00 380.70 815.75 1300.25 1165.75 782.67
items per hour 0.24 1.04 1.26 1.06 1.32 0.75
kilowatt hours 2337 1047 1332 1549 800 7065
items per Kwh 2.21 3.64 4.90 6.72 11.66 4.99
cost per item $0.050 $0.030 $0.022 $0.016 $0.009 $0.022
gaming pc's 12 6 12 12 12 12+
user accounts 12.00 36.60 65.00 123.00 73.38 253
hats 84 35 70 112 97 398



Trivia

  • Original drop system produced 40.62 items per week; Current drop system averaged 158.88+ items per week.
  • Possessed All 36 original hats on Wednesday, March 10, 2010. Blog Entry
  • Most item drops during 1 week: 1903|120 10/20 to 10/26


Links

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