User:BraveTriforcer

Hello

I'm here to edit wikis to make them grammatically correct and maybe get an awesome hat, and I'm all out of head for the hat because a Sniper headshot me.

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Snipers: Always get you when you're typing run-on sentences for the wiki or in the in-game chat box to make references to Duke Nukem or make a trade requs- BOOM HEADSHOT!

I have beaten Duke Nukem Forever

And it was pretty good. Not the best, no sir. The character animations for NPCs are atrocious, the first few levels are extremely dull with a few exceptions, Duke doesn't talk as much as I wish he would, it's a bit on the easy side, and a few more problems I could list but won't. But the gameplay is fun, level design after the Titty City sequence is genius, and the game's just a great time from start to finish despite dull levels at the start. The multiplayer is also really old-school and frantic when it doesn't lag alot. That and the final boss is actually a meaty challenge.

I won't give a score, but I will recommend the game. Only for PC, though. Don't touch the console versions with a 10 foot stick because the game's porting job is just insulting.

Show respect to the royalty, you infant.

Trivia: How not to do it in an amusing first-hand guide

• Trivia: Bravetriforcer looks like a sexier Gordon Freeman in his new glasses.
• Trivia: Bravetriforcer can lift a car tire over his head.
• Trivia: Bravetriforcer Pooped in a secret place.
• Trivia: Bravetriforcer likes Penny Arcade, especially this strip. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/8/20/
• Trivia: This is the 5th trivia in a list of trivias.

Either too obvious to list or just plain obvious.