User:Exparagus

Most of my edits on this Wiki will be fixing minor grammar mistakes. Bad grammar drives me INSANE. (That means YOUR and YOU'RE are different words, and THERE, THEIR, and THEY'RE are too)

These User Info Boxes pretty much sum me up:

This user is an employee of BLU.

This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.

This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.

This user loves to paint their hats.

This user loves to rename their items.

This user owns the Big Kill.

This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph.

This user owns Bill's Hat.

Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap?

This user owns the Frying Pan.

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”

This user is a Demopan. “Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”

This user plays air guitar over your smoldering corpse.

This user can't think of fun things to do with their userpage, so they steal them from others!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user has killed an enemy with the Showdown taunt.

This user enjoys making people go insane.

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.

This user loves surfing the Wiki via Random Page.