專訪三明治

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釋出日期:	October 10, 2008
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“專訪三明治”影片注釋

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[兩片三明治放在冰箱的盤子上，旁邊擺著三瓶"紅色棚架"啤酒。] ["專訪三明治"的看版跳出] [畫面切回冰箱中的三明治。] 重裝兵: [不斷地哀嚎] 偵查兵: 嘿，他在那！ 火箭兵: 你！給我停在那裡，這是命令！他要跑掉啦！千萬不要讓他靠近－ [重裝兵倉促地打開冰箱門，拿了一片三明治然後碰的一聲關上門。] 偵查兵: 不－不要這樣啊，老兄！" 火箭兵: 給.我.住手！ 重裝兵: [吃三明治。] "Om nom nom nom..." 火箭兵: 啊，完了... 偵查兵: 嘿－嘿，冷靜下來！你有在聽嗎？你-你就...我的天啊！ [重裝兵開始笑起來，他那沉重腳步聲開始變急促，似乎是開始衝刺。] 偵查兵: 喔，我的天啊，我的天，我的－ [幾聲拳頭聲產生，冰箱裡的啤酒因為衝擊被震倒，冰箱門也因此而撞開了一點。] 重裝兵: 啊哈哈哈哈哈！ [有液體噴灑到地上的聲音，應該是偵察兵的血。] 偵查兵: 我的血啊！他－他打得我滿身都是血！ [更多拳頭聲] 火箭兵: 喔，喔，嗚，哇！痛，痛！呃啊...！" [拳頭聲和拉扯聲不斷產生。] 火箭兵: 你稱做那個叫折斷我的脊椎？你們紅隊的娘們根本不知道什麼叫做折斷脊椎－ [一個很大的折斷聲產生，冰箱門又再次被撞得微開。地板上現在沾滿了血液，一瓶啤酒掉了下去。] 火箭兵:啊啊啊啊啊！ 我的脊椎！" [一個很娘的的慘叫聲產生。這時結束音樂開始，攝影機撥放三明治的製作過程看板。] [畫面切到在Dustbowl的重裝兵，他站的地方和其他人的行為，跟原本專訪重裝兵影片一模一樣，不同的是上次他拿著格林機槍掃射，這次是在吃三明治。] 重裝兵: "Nom nom nom... [咬一口] nom nom... mmmm.. nom."

補充

• 影片也有三明治的身分註解:
  • 姓名: 三明治
  • 角色: 食用裝備
  • 武器: 牙籤
  • 註解: He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!

• 在開場看板上的底部，可以看到上面寫了"版權 OMNOMNOM"，參考了網路用語"OM NOM NO'M"，這是一個模仿吃東西的狀聲詞。(其他專訪影片在底部則寫了"版權 LOLOLOL")

• 一些在專訪三明治中沒用到的台詞：
  • 重裝兵:
    • "你說什麼，三明治？殺了他們？哈哈哈，好主意！" (這句台詞最終稍做修改，可以在遊戲中重裝兵吃三明治時聽到這句回應。)
  • 偵查兵:
    • "Gimme back my legbone! *Smacking noise* Hey! *Smacking noises* Hey! Don't hit me with it!"
    • "H-He's like a bear! He's like a big shaved bear that hates people!"
    • "Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain!"
    • "I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!"
    • "He's already dead! He's already deaaad!" (Reference to an episode of Template:W)
  • 火箭兵:
    • "Hambone, we have got you by the short and friskies!"
    • "Do not do it! Do not even think about doing it! Do not even think about not doing it!"
    • "Son, you are writing checks your butt will find uncashable! Are you hearing me? Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliating!"
    • "Don't throw your life away, son. You only get one! Or, depending on your religious affiliation, several! Either way it is a finite number so think it through!"
    • "You call that killing me? I am not dead! *Cracking noise* Now I am ordering you to kill me! Please please please, God, Kill me!"
    • "There is a checkbook in the left-rear pocket of my fatigues! I will pay you all of my money to stop!"
    • "Son, I need a blood transfusion double-time! I am going to require roughly half of your blood!"
    • "You cannot hurt me, I do not have time to bleed! *Cracking noise* My schedule has just opened up! Aaaohhww, my God!" (Improvised from Predator)
    • "You do not frighten me! Pain does not hurt! *Cracking noise* I stand corrected! Arrrrggghhgh!" (Improvised from Road House)