User:FlotsamX

I'm an old time wiki editor, but I only decided to make an account recently. Nice to meet you!

• Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/mannly
• Backpack: http://tf2items.com/id/mannly

Flotsam 

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You wish you looked this good. I do too.

This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.	This user watches the Recent Changes log.	# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel
en-5 This user has professional knowledge of English.	This user is American, pardner!	This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
This user likes Half-Life 2.	This user enjoys Portal.	This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
This user has the "Valve Complete Pack".	This user games with NVIDIA.	This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!
This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!	This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.	This user bought a rabbit hat and got a game for free.
This user loves to trade items.	This user is one of the 11,112 owners of the Gentle Manne's Service Medal.	EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
This user owns Bill's Hat.	This user owns the Lumbricus Lid.	This user owns the Dealer's Visor.
This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at INFINITY frames per second.	This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.	This user eats far too many sandviches.
This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.	g This user plays Garry's Mod.	This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.
This user proudly proclaims themself a Wiki Trivia Executioner	This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
This user has collected the Haunted Metal Scrap, but is going to Gift Wrap it and trade it for something else! Muahahahaha!	This user enjoys playing Zombie Fortress.	This user has made over 1,000 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki!
This user can't think of fun things to do with their userpage, so they steal them from others!	This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.	This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
This user plays TF2 with HIS BARE HAAAAAAAAAAANDS	This user owns the Dangeresque, Too?	This user is an offensineer. "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."

Flotsam's Wall of Shame

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• "I have no respect for anyone who works for the TF2 Wiki. If you are caught on my server wearing a Wiki Cap, you will be warranted a permanent ban, something a wiki fagmin can't understand." - Steam profile of wiki user
  • "It should be noted that removing my edits is only blocking me from obtaining the Wiki Cap. I deserve it ^_^" - The same user, on the wiki itself
    • "Current Secondary Objective: Procure Wiki Cap." - The user's task list

• "How do you people expect me to help the wiki if you remove every contribution I make?"

• "I am a valuable community member, making many detailed and skillfully created maps for people to play on and enjoy... It may be pleasant for both you and I to note that I do not accept random friend invites due to my fame; I only accept friend requests from people I will actually remember because I like them."