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Basic information
Gender: Male
Birth place: South Eastern United States
Native language: English
Age: 37
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes: Heavy, Medic, Engineer
Favourite maps: RD_Asteroid, 2Fort
Favourite weapons: Festive Sandvich

I'm just this guy who likes the Team Fortress series. I've been playing since the Quake Team Fortress Beta days.

I know a little bit about Team Fortress in general, you could say.

I'm a proud Heavy main, if you couldn't guess from my Wiki handle. I have been a Heavy Main since September 1996 or thereabouts.

I mostly do article clean up and correct grammar and punctuation errors.

(Yes, I'm ancient. Yes, Heavy Mains exist - There are dozens of us! Yes, I've been playing this game a long time. Yes, you damn kids need to get off my lawn.)

User boxes

Dead Heat Icon.png As of 23 May, 2022,
I have been a TF2 Wiki member for 6 years, 8 months, 26 days. (since 28 August, 2015)

Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
en This user has a native understanding of English.
User Heavy.png This user is a Heavy.
“Which one of you is crying?!”
Sandvich.png This user eats far too many sandviches.
Spytarget.png This user is a sitting duck.
Heavy Primeval Warrior.png This user is a Primeval Warrior.
Hire Date: October 2nd, 2007

Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 2000 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!
Achieved.png This user has earned 498 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 96%!
Gold Spy.png This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.
Gold Heavy.png This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Frying Pan.
Backpack Australium Flame Thrower.png This user owns an Australium weapon! So shiny...
Spy No smoking.png No smoking please!
User LordKelvin Spycheck.png This user HATES Spies.
Outsmart Bullet.png This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
Heavy like to shoot this gun.PNG This user. Like. To edit. This wiki. Is all you need to know.
HeavyAnnoyed.PNG This user says, "Correcting your grammar is a full-time job, now."
Heavy laugh.png This user page is so small,
it is funny to me!
Item icon Cheater's Lament.png This user owns the Cheater's Lament.
Item icon Dealer's Visor.png This user owns the Dealer's Visor.
Unusual Logo.png This user owns an Unusual hat.