User:The Chugs Boson

The Chugs Boson
Basic information
Type:	Support
Gender:	Male
Health:	165 /245 (See Health below for further details)
Speed:	105% (See Speed below for further details)
Birth place:	USA
Native language:	English
Age:	20

“

This here article ain't yet finished, son. It's an edit of the Scout page, so some parts may still remain until it's finished. — The Chugs Boson on this article

”

The Chugs Boson, discovered on November 18, 2013, is an elementary particle in the Superstandard Model of Particle Awesomesauce. It's main relevance is that it is the smallest possible excitation of the Chugs field – a field that unlike the more familiar electromagnetic field cannot be "turned off", but instead takes a constant value almost everywhere. The presence of this field explains why some fundamental particles have awesomeness while the symmetries controlling their interactions should require them to be lame, and why the force of awesomeness has a much wider range than the electromagnetic force.

Bio

Name: James C. Pecke Location of origin: USA Job: Wrecking the other team Motto: "Gain trust, but trust no one." Special ability: Keyboard Mashing Emblems: 50px  50px Description:

Health

Main articles: Health, Overheal

Class	Health	Overheal	Quick-Fix Overheal
Scout	125	185	158
With the Sandman equipped	110	165	139
Soldier	200	300	251
With the Battalion's Backup equipped	220	330	276
Pyro	175	260	220
Demoman	175	260	220
With weapon slot boots equipped	200	300	251
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 0 heads	150	225	189
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 1 head	165	245	208
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 2 heads	180	270	226
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 3 heads	195	290	245
With a head-taking melee weapon with 4 or more heads	210	315	264
With weapon slot boots and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 0 heads	175	260	220
With weapon slot boots and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 1 head	190	285	239
With weapon slot boots and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 2 heads	205	305	258
With weapon slot boots and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 3 heads	220	330	276
With weapon slot boots and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 4 or more heads	235	350	295
Heavy	300	450	376
Under the effects of the Dalokohs Bar or Fishcake	350	500†	426
With the Fists of Steel equipped	300	390	346
With the Fists of Steel equipped and while under the effects of the Dalokohs Bar or Fishcake	350	440	396
Engineer	125	185	158
With the Gunslinger equipped	150	225	189
Medic	150	225	189
With the Vita-Saw equipped	140	210	176
Sniper	125	185	158
Spy	125	185	158
With the Big Earner equipped	100	150	126
With Conniver's Kunai equipped	70	105	89
Maximum overheal from Conniver's Kunai backstabs	N/A	210	N/A

^†Theoretical value. Overheal does not exceed 150% of the classes' maximum health.

Speed

Main article: Speed

Condition	Normal	Backward	Crouched	Swimming
Scout	133 %	120 %	44 %	107 %
Baby Face's Blaster at 0% boost	120 %	108 %	40 %	96 %
Baby Face's Blaster at 50% boost	147 %	132 %	49 %	117 %
Baby Face's Blaster at 100% boost	173 %	156 %	58 %	139 %

Custom Weapons

Note: These weapons are purely fan-made and do not exist in the actual game.

Weapon	Kill Icon	Ammo Loaded	Ammo Carried	Damage Range	Notes / Special Abilities
100px Scout / Secondary Unnamed Drink	N/A	1	∞	N/A	When used, movement speed is doubled. The effect lasts 8 seconds and then has to recharge for about 24 seconds in order to be used again. All damage taken while under effect will be mini-crits. +25% bullet spread while under effect.
100px Medic / Secondary Bad Oath	84px	∞	N/A	Base (Max) 54 / sec. Crit (Max) 162 / sec.	Damages enemies at the same rate it heals friendlies. Drains charge while damaging enemies. -25% healing rate. -50% ÜberCharge rate.
100px Spy / PDA2 Ring of Power	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	Cloak Type: Drain Vitality Cloaks Spy indefinitely. -60% decloak time. No decloak sound. -6 health drained per second while active. -10% movement speed while active. Always visible to enemy Spies.

Taunt Attack

	Associated items	Description	Kill Icon
	Sandman  Atomizer	Main article: Home Run The Scout points to the sky, winds up and swings his bat, all without sound. If an enemy is successfully hit, applause is heard.

Loadouts

Scout

The Collected Casual
Goal	Unusual Ye Olde Baker Boy Level 21 Hat Effect: Vivid Plasma Paint: Balaclavas Are Forever Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead! Cool Cat Cardigan Level 21 Apparel "Boom! Now I'm in the fifties! I look good in ANY decade!" Breakneck Baggies Level 21 Apparel Combining the comfort of pajamas with the genital-concealing subterfuge of pants, these aerodynamic trackies will let your enemies know you're a man of mystery who probably got a good night's sleep. Strange Professional Killstreak Australium Scattergun Level 21 Scattergun (Critical Kills: 0) Killstreaker: Sheen: Killstreaks Active Vintage Lugermorph Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry. There's no question you need this gun, the only question is: where will you keep it?  Holy Mackerel Level 42 Fish Strange Fish - Humiliations: 0 (Critical Kills: 0)
Current	Unowned Ye Olde Baker Boy Level 21 Hat Unowned Cool Cat Cardigan Level 21 Apparel Unowned Breakneck Baggies Level 21 Apparel Scattergun Level 1 Scattergun Pistol Level 1 Pistol Holy Mackerel Level 42 Fish Getting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating.
Strategy	Not written

Unnamed Scout Loadout B
	Milkman Flapjack Brooklyn Booties Shortstop Mad Milk Candy Cane
Strategy	Not written

The Soda Runner
	Scout Shako Ticket Boy Caffeine Cooler Baby Face's Blaster Bonk! Atomic Punch Candy Cane
Strategy	Not written

The Vested Prestige
	Thirst Blood Delinquent's Down Vest Boston Boom-Bringer Back Scatter Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol Boston Basher
Strategy	Not written

Soldier

The Wild American
Goal	Unusual Chieftain's Challenge Level 21 Hat Effect: Molten Mallard Compatriot Level 21 Mascot "This is not a bird, maggot! It is a shoulder-mounted symbol of freedom, and you WILL salute it in this man's army!" Lieutenant Bites Level 21 Mascot Hobbies: contracting rabies, giving people rabies. Favorite foods: spoiled sour cream rations, arm meat. Strange Professional Killstreak Australium Rocket Launcher Level 21 Rocket Launcher Strange Rocket Launcher - Kills: 0 (Critical Kills: 0) (Buildings Destroyed: 0) (Kills While Explosive Jumping: 0) Killstreaker: Singularity Sheen: Villainous Violet Killstreaks Active Collector's Gunboats Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps  Disciplinary Action Level 10 Riding Crop Strange Disciplinary Action - Kills: 0 (Teammates Whipped: 0) (Critical Kills: 0) (Spies Killed: 0) On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
Current	Unowned Chieftain's Challenge Level X Hat Compatriot Level 21 Mascot "This is not a bird, maggot! It is a shoulder-mounted symbol of freedom, and you WILL salute it in this man's army!" Lieutenant Bites Level 21 Mascot Hobbies: contracting rabies, giving people rabies. Favorite foods: spoiled sour cream rations, arm meat. Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher Level 21 Rocket Launcher Wicked Nasty Rocket Launcher - Kills: 500 Vintage Gunboats Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps Disciplinary Action Level 10 Riding Crop On Hit Ally: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds -25% damage penalty
Strategy	Not written

The Great Admiral
	Team Captain Gentle Manne's Service Medal Fancy Dress Uniform Rocket Launcher Shotgun Disciplinary Action
Effect	No Effect

The Antartic Admiral
	Team Captain Antarctic Parka Killer's Kit Rocket Launcher Gunboats Escape Plan
Effect	No Effect

The Personal Navy
	Salty Dog Cold Snap Coat Mistaken Movember Rocket Launcher Battalion's Backup Ham Shank
Effect	No Effect

Pyro

The Fiesta Mexicana
	Old Guadalajara Pyromancer's Mask El Muchacho Degreaser Detonator Axtinguisher
Effect	No Effect

The Death Metal
	Smoking Skid Lid Lunatic's Leathers Gas Guzzler Nostromo Napalmer Detonator Maul
Effect	No Effect

The Soul Snatcher
	Pyromancer's Hood Last Breath Trickster's Turnout Gear Flamethrower Flare Gun Powerjack
Effect	No Effect

The Maximum Pyroland Overdrive
	Balloonicorn Pyrovision Goggles Burning Bongos Rainblower Flare Gun Lollichop
Effect	No Effect

Demoman

Unnamed Demoman Loadout A
	Hustler's Hallmark Macho Mann Tartantaloons Loch-n-Load Chargin' Targe Ullapool Caber
Effect	No Effect

The Wooden Tiger
	Gaelic Garb Gaelic Golf Bag Cool Breeze Grenade Launcher Scottish Resistance Nessie's Nine Iron
Effect	No Effect

Unnamed Demoman Loadout C
	Buccaneer's Bicorne Bird-Man of Aberdeen Liquor Locker Loose Cannon Tide Turner Eyelander
Effect	No Effect

Heavy

The Powerhouse
	Bunsen Brave Purity Fist Combat Slacks Iron Curtain Robo-Sandvich Fists of Steel
Effect	No Effect

The Prime Cut
	Hunter Heavy Gone Commando Unshaved Bear Brass Beast Buffalo Steak Sandvich Warrior's Spirit
Effect	No Effect

The Team Saxton
	Soviet Gentleman Hunger Force Jungle Booty Minigun Sandvich Fists
Effect	No Effect

Unnamed Heavy Loadout D
	Officer's Ushanka Warmth Preserver Weight Room Warmer Huo-Long Heater Panic Attack Holiday Punch
Effect	No Effect

The Slick Mafia
	Hound Dog Cuban Bristle Crisis Mann of the House Tomislav Family Business Eviction Notice
Effect	No Effect

Achievements

Main article: Scout achievements Scout pack: 41 achievements, 3 milestones.

Update history

January 14, 2008 Patch

• Fixed players turning into Scout model after lagouts (and a variety of related issues, such as disappearing doors).

September 30, 2010 Patch (Mann-Conomy Update)

• Added the Special Delivery set with 4 items: the Shortstop, the Mad Milk, the Holy Mackerel and the Milkman.
• Added hat: the Bombing Run.
• [Undocumented] Added unused "Hi-five" animation.

Trivia

• After players noted a resemblance between the Scout and TV pitchman Vince Offer, many requested that Valve add a reference to this in-game. With the release of the Scout Update, lines such as "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free!" and "No otha' class' gonna do dat!" were added to the game.

Gallery

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  Team Fortress Scout model.

Related merchandise

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  Scout Poster

See also

• Scout jumps
• Scout rush
• Scout's mother
• Basic Scout strategy
• Community Scout strategy
• Scout match-ups
• Anti-Scout strategy
• Scout taunts
• Scout responses
• Scout voice commands
• Scout (Classic)
• List of references (Scout)

External links

• Scout page on the Official TF2 Website
• Scout Update
• TF2 Official Website - Okay, this does not look good here. Umm...
• TF2 Official Website - Hey good job, there, hardhat
• TF2 Official Website - That's what I'm talking about!
• TF2 Official Website - Better Late Than Never