User:Scurve
Scurve is a quantum particle phenomenon of moderate proportions. While it is generally accepted that he/she/it exists, some academic debate yet rages over the matter of how. This phenomenon (or time-cluster event, as some have postulated) appears to have motives of its own, and often appears to make decisions autonomously. Many suspect that the entity in fact yields a sort of "beta-consciousness"; that is, he/she/it only appears to subscribe to specific avenues of thought simply because such avenues are the manner in which the entity is perceived.
Notably, this time-cluster event appears to be some sort of karate monkey.
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About Me
I'm a proofreading idiot savant and rocket-jumping idiot. I'm not versed in the wiki code but I'm here to help abolish in all its forms bad grammar, irrelevant/outdated information, and especially trivia. I want trivia removed from this whole dang wiki. BEWARE.
Currently, I'm fiddling around with my user page for the most part, trying to get a better handle on handling the wiki code before making more significant changes.
I also write books, graphic novels, flash fiction, poetry, songs, technical documents, company newsletters, long-winded diatribes, decadently-long lists, my name on the moon with a laser, urban fantasy, science fiction, tabletop role-playing games, spec scripts for television, TF2 hat descriptions, slashfic involving Joss Whedon and the cast of Manfred, movie premises, verbose character bios/backgrounds, and choreography for my musical about Hunter S. Thompson's head in a jar traveling the universe inside the Voyager Interstellar Message Project and recording all he sees in song before entering the orbital keyhole of a distant star and forming his mind's eye into a temple for the worship of René Descartes. I also write short stories.
I have yet to be published in any way. Go figure.
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Secret Agenda (DO NOT READ)
- Big Heads server variable (á la 1993's NBA Jam)
- New pizza delivery game mode (pd_***)
- Reinstatement of green and yellow teams
- Reinstatement of canalzone (aka cz2)
- Train-based obstacle courses
- Drawing the Earth into the sun
- Likely with a calculated nuclear array
- Demos shoot eggs instead of pills on Easter
- Religious holiday but it's not like rabbits really have anything to do with it to begin with
- The yearly release of TF2 webcomics to promote Free Comic Book Day