User:Piggie

Piggie
Basic information
Birth place:	Connecticut
Native language:	English
Age:	17
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Pyro, Medic, Demoman
Favourite maps:	2Fort, Hydro
Favourite weapons:	Amputator, Flare Gun
Favourite hats:	Triboniophorus Tyrannus, Tough Guy's Toque
Contact information

My name is Brandon Cimino and my pseudonym is Piggie. I will soon be attending college to get a degree in Game Design and focus on writing as well.

Unfortunately, I didn't win the writing contest for hat descriptions (I thought I was a shoe-in with my Master's Yellow Belt description, "Yellow is the new black.")

While I don't have access to 3ds Max and must use Metasequoia, and I'm not very good at it, I'm working on making an Education-based set of items: a Ruler called the "Board of Education," a Dunce Cap, Donkey's Ears, and hopefully stereotypical Librarian glasses with a beaded necklace attachment, and who knows what else. Bear in mind that these are just my ideas, and while I've started work on the Donkey Ears, the chances that any of these (beyond maybe the Dunce Cap, which took about five seconds to model) will ever come anywhere near fruition is basically nonexistent.

"Lag Compensation" Level 1 Flame Thrower

"Hurt Gun" Level 1 Medi Gun "Seeking single male of medium to Heavy build."

Vintage Engineer's Cap Level 53 "It's like, a pun or something..."

""Flamboyant Facilier"" Level 31 "I've got friends on the other side."

Boxes

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	This user is an employee of RED.	This user is eagerly awaiting the release of Kinect Spycrab.
If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead.	This good sir loves to play in Medieval mode, they say.	Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap?
This user has spent 368.5 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user has earned 276 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 53%!	This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
This user plays TF2 on an Xbox 360.	This user owns The Orange Box.	g This user plays Garry's Mod.
This user enjoys killing zombies and grabbin' dosh. "Loads o' money!"	This user has gotta catch 'em all!	This user plays TF2 with an Xbox 360 controller.

This user enjoys making people go insane.

Mandelbrot Set!

Someday...Somehow

"Guise of the Grammar Gestapo" Level 20 "Baby man talk like Scout."