User:Lancer anti-tank Rocket/Hatstand
| “ | Don't fire till you see the tops of their heads
— William Prescott at the Battle of Bunker Hill
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Unless you plan on ogling my [Hat] rack all day, get outta here, Stalka!
Contents
Scout Headgear
Bonk Helm
Level 44
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Gift from: maXx
Date Received: February 17, 2011 (19:00:59 GMT)
( Not Tradeable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Owner's Notes: A Batting Helmet with 2 Cans of Bonk! Atomic Punch attached to either side and a long straw linking from both to the user's Mouth. This particular Bonk Helm was saved from deletion by its previous owner by mere seconds.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1
Straight outta control point.
Owner's Notes: A Beanie commonly worn by Gangs in streets like Boston. It is also worn as Winter wear on occasion.
Sniper Headgear
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 11
Perfect for exploring the outback and inside of people's heads.
Owner's Notes: A Hat often worn by explorers in tropical climates. This one is worn by an explorer of people's brains and what remains of them.
Soldier Headgear
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 40
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Owner's Notes: A Viking-shaped Helmet with Horns. One of the Horns broke off just after obtaining it. It was jammed into the previous owner's skull.
Exquisite Rack
Level 51
Owner's Notes: A pair of Antlers duct-taped onto a Helmet. They are capable of shredding anyone foolish or unfortaunte enough to land on them.
Demoman Headgear
Demoman's Fro
Level 86
Owner's Notes: A large Afro from the 70s. It has a headband on to tame it slightly.
Sober Stuntman
Level 60
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Owner's Notes: A helmet commonly worn by Stuntmen at shows. It protects the head from crash landings.
Medic Headgear
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 6
Owner's Notes: A Fedora with a brightly coloured feather in the Side. It is often worn while drinking form a Beer Stein.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 62
We can't pronounce it either.
Owner's Notes: A Mirror often worn by Doctors and occasionally Dentists. It is believed to be pronounced "Ot-toe-lar-rin-go-low-gist's Mi-ra".
Ze Goggles
Level 24
Nothing.
Owner's Notes: A pair of radioactive goggles that do little next to nothing for protecting the eyes from radiation and so are simply cosmetic.
HW-Guy Headgear
Dealer's Visor
Level 50
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Owner's Notes: A green visor with a band. It is commonly worn by dealers at a Poker Table to keep the light out of their Eyes. Now used in conjunction with Iron Curtain to keep the sunlight out of one's eyes while they work.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 57
"Gentlemen Heavy..."
Owner's Notes: A somewhat realistic toupee that was badly styled. It, sadly, cannot be shaped into something more elegant.
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 28
Owner's Notes: An elegant Hat worn by authoritive figures in Mongolia. It tends to be a Hat well known among Monglians.
Pyro Headgear
Vintage Pyro's Beanie
Level 65
Owner's Notes: A small cap with a Helicopter propellor mounted on top. This is the first ever Hat obtained by [UGS 2nd]Lancer @nti-tank Rocket over 1.5 Years ago in September 2009. Because of this, this Hat is not to leave their backpack under any circumstances.
Old Guadalajara
Level 53
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Owner's Notes: An oversized Sombrero similar to the ones worn in Mexico. It is believed to be pronounced "Gwa-da-la-har-ra", where the "j" in "Guadalajara" tends to be included in the name. However, it is merely a silent "j" and should be replaced with a "h".
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1
Owner's Notes: A white Gas Mask with optical lenses. It is also worn by Mr. Foster from "Killing Floor".
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1
Owner's Notes: A simple Tie commonly worn by Office workers. It replaces any Napalm Grenades as it can easily catch fire if one goes off.
Spy Headgear
Familiar Fez
Level 86
Owner's Notes: A Saharan Fez complete with Shades. It can be used for stealth missions, especially if used in conjunction with Your Eternal Reward and L'etranger.
Le Party Phantom
Level 52
Owner's Notes: An elegant Mask often used in Theatre Plays. It can make anyone who wears it look like a certain Phantom.
Engineer Headgear
Vintage Texas Ten Gallon
Level 53
Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
Owner's Notes: A White Cowboy Hat famous in Texas. The only Bulls around to Wrangle, however, are Sentry Guns.
Buckaroos Hat
Level 12
Owner's Notes: A Black Wrangler Hat well known in Texas. This Hat is somewhat common in Wild-West related movies.
All Mercenaries' Headgear
Cheater's Lament
Level 1 Aura of incorruptibillity
Effect: Holy Glow
Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded.
( Not Tradeable )
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with Scout's face painted on it. Despite this, it can be worn by anyone.
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10
This is a special Halloween 2009 item.
Even more ghastly.
Owner's Notes: A Stove Pipe that is somewhat beat up. Unlike its inferior counterpart, it has a Buckle wrapped around it, which is believed to be the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Belt Buckle.
Ghastlier Gibus
Level 10
This is a special Halloween 2009 item.
Even more ghastly.
Owner's Notes: A Stove Pipe that is somewhat beat up. Unlike its inferior counterpart, it has a Buckle wrapped around it, which is believed to be the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Belt Buckle.
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask
Level 10 Holiday Hat
Holiday Restriction: Halloween
Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with a painted face on it. This face changes to resemble the wearer. It is not known exactly how this is done, however.
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Vintage Noble Amassment of Hats
Level 69
For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
Owner's Notes: A Scotsman's Stove Pipe mounted on top of a Backbiter's Billycock, which has been Painted Grey. Those who wear this have an elevated level of Poshness and Gentleman-like behavior.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Owner's Notes: A Parasitic Insect with a Salmon-coloured skin. Salmon-coloured Parasites are capable of hopping everywhere real quickly. However, they give off a notable smell, which can alert one of its presence.
Alien Swarm Parasite
Level 20
This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
Owner's Notes: A Parasitic Insect with a Green-coloured skin. Green-coloured Parasites are capable of attacking in large swarms. However, they are not very strong and can be dispatched quickly.
Mann Co. Cap
Level 10
( Not Tradeable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Owner's Notes: A Baseball Cap with the Mann Co. Logo on it. The Slogan reads "We sell products and get in fights!"
Scout Mask
Level 10
Holiday Restriction: Halloween
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with Scout's face painted on it. Despite this, it can be worn by anyone.
Sniper Mask
Level 10
Holiday Restriction: Halloween
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with Sniper's face painted on it. Despite this, it can be worn by anyone.
Soldier Mask
Level 10
Holiday Restriction: Halloween
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with Soldier's face painted on it. Despite this, it can be worn by anyone.
Demoman Mask
Level 10
Holiday Restriction: Halloween
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with Demoman's face painted on it. Despite this, it can be worn by anyone.
Medic Mask
Level 10
Holiday Restriction: Halloween
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with Medic's face painted on it. Despite this, it can be worn by anyone.
Heavy Mask
Level 10
Holiday Restriction: Halloween
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with HW-Guy's (Heavy for short) face painted on it. Despite this, it can be worn by anyone.
Pyro Mask
Level 10
Holiday Restriction: Halloween
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with Pyro's face painted on it. Despite this, it can be worn by anyone.
Spy Mask
Level 10
Holiday Restriction: Halloween
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with Spy's eyes painted on it. Despite this, it can be worn by anyone.
Engineer Mask
Level 10
Holiday Restriction: Halloween
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with Engineer's face painted on it. Despite this, it can be worn by anyone.
Saxton Hale Mask
Level 10
Owner's Notes: A brown paper bag with Saxton Hale's face painted on it. Despite this, it can be worn by anyone.
Spine-Chilling Skull
Level 31
This is a special Halloween 2010 item.
Express your undying hatred for the living.
( Not Tradeable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Owner's Notes: An old devilish Skull with Demonic Horns jutting from both sides. It can give the illusion of an undead or unholy being.
Voodoo Juju
Level 31
This is a special Halloween 2010 item.
Only the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.
( Not Tradeable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Owner's Notes: An old leather Hat with Ring piercings at the back, a Skull Tattoo on the Front, and what appear to be Skeletal Fingers on either side of the Hat.
Ellis' Cap
Level 10
Owner's Notes: Worn by Ellis, a Survivor of the Green Flu. Ellis has told many stories whilst wearing this Cap about his Friend Keith. These Stories should only be passed on to those wearing the Cap.
Bounty Hat
Level 30
Earned by completing 5 objectives in "The Great Steam Treasure Hunt".
( Not Tradeable )
Owner's Notes: A Tri-cornered Hat with a Treasure Chest on top. Commonly known and worn by the Demopan.
Humanitarian's Hachimaki
Level 10
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradeable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Owner's Notes: A White Bandanna with a Red Flower imprint on the front. The colours of this particular Hachimaki resemble Japan's Flag (Red Circle on a White Background - The Rising Sun).
Benefactor's Kanmuri
Level 10
Supporting Japanese disaster relief
( Not Tradeable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Owner's Notes: A Black head of hair shaped into a Ponytail. It is often worn by Japanese Preists in Temples.
Trivia
- This Hatstand remains edited only by [UGS 2nd]Lancer @nti-tank Rocket.
- The above editor prefers to keep it that way under penalty of "Death". However, possible exceptions have been rumoured to occur such as sentence-fixing, but nothing involving touching the Hats on the Hatstand.
- Alternatively, reminders of updating the Hatstand seem to be deemed useful in a decent timescale, such as Weekly or Fortnightly. Though [UGS 2nd]Lancer @nti-tank Rocket tends to keep this restricted to the Discussion Page.
