User:Dr. Scaphandre

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Dr. Scaphandre
Basic information
Gender:	Male
Birth place:	America
Native language:	English
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes:	Engineer  Medic  Heavy
Favorite maps:	Trainsawlaser Watergate 2Fort Invasion
Favorite weapons:
Favorite hats:
Favorite miscellaneous items:
Contact information
IRC nickname:	DrScaphandre

Navigation header stolen kindly donated by my good friend[1] Tark.

Info

My goals on the wiki is to:

• Create and upload delicious 1080p screencaps.
• Give custom maps the fair and equal representation of official maps.
• Fill in brand new updates.
• Hang out with cool guys in the IRC.
• Strategize.

The Community Strategy Project needs YOU maggot!

To-Dos

To Do List
Add a Locations section to every MvM map.	Done
Get all the Mannpower map pages up to snuff.	Done
Build pages for Final Destination 2015.	Done
Learn how to make, license, and submit images.	Done
Create a table for Skin Cases	Done
Learn how to use HLMV.	Done
Find a Wiki project to join and contribute to.	Done
Prepare for the Invasion	Done
Make Tark happy	Potato.

Wiki Arsenal

"The Trivialist's Silly Slapper"
Level 1337 Slapper - Additions to the Wall of Shame: 19
Effect: Headless Horseshoes
+50% movement speed on newer articles
+200% damage against bad trivia edits
No random critical hits

"The DEFCON Deprecator"
Treaty Violating Rocket Launcher - Pages nuked: 24
Effect: Isotope
On hit: Rage for 60 seconds
400% afterburn damage
Unguided. Can obliterate good pages.
"Wikis. Wikis never change."

Tark's and my child

I call him Spud.

My Loadouts

Scout

Soldier

Pyro

Demoman

Heavy

Engineer

Medic

Sniper

Spy

Userpage Graffifi

Feel free to put anything you wish in this section. My page is your page. I’m the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the ring, and then I start eating garbage!

[2015-12-18 23:42:29] <DrScaphandre> I wonder how many more jobs I can steal from Tark

[14/09/2016 15:50] {DaBlackFox} You sir are the first person I have ever talked to on this site :P

[10/23/16 5:52] <InfernalShroom> If you eat garbage, doesn't that mean you eat me? Don't eat me plz.

BOX!

“

"Each and every one of you will be sent home to your momma' in a box!"  Click to listen — Soldier on what goes inside my userboxes.

”

Brotherhood, Sailor Moon, and MGS V boxes created by HyperDan.

Games

This user plays Battlefield 3.	This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.	Patrolling the Mojave almost makes this user wish for a nuclear winter!	This user is nuclear!	This user owns The Orange Box.
This user is a member of the Brotherhood. Kane lives!	Why did this user move here? They guess it was the weather.	This user makes sure that they clean up their messes.	This user plays Call of Duty 4. "Stay frosty."	This user is a member of Team Instinct.
This user plays Hearthstone. Well met!	This user plays Overwatch. "Cheers love! The cavalry's here!"	This user digs the Nintendo Switch.	This user is ready to finish the fight on PC.	This user is a Palutena main. "You shall be purified!"

TF2 Information

This user is an employee of RED.	This user has obtained several promotional items that are exclusively tied to achievements in other games and events.	This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.	This user is an offensineer. "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."	This user owns an Unusual hat.
This user loves rocking out with his Earbuds.

Wiki Information

This user owns a Wiki Cap.	This user watches the Recent Changes log.	# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel	This user likes to edit articles in GIANT MAN chunks.	This user likes to see this wiki turning green.
This user is afraid of red links.	This user's edits are all part of a grandiose maniacal plan.	This user says "Be polite when you edit."	This user says "Be efficient when you edit."	This user says "Have a plan when you edit."
This user says "Be patient when you edit."	This user found two of every kind of typo…herded them on to an editor…then he typed the crap out of every single one.

Other

This user dreams of making his own games.	This user loves penguins so much. That's why they use Linux.	Howdy, I'm a Texan!	This user drinks far too much coffee.	This user does the Dew
This user fights evil by moonlight.	Man this user's pretty! Do the Monkey with them! Come on!	This user enjoys making people go insane.	This user loves absurd humour.	This user knows his way around Photoshop.
This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others!	This user likes to shoot first and ask questions later!	This user's computer is an MSI.

My babies

"The Wiki Capper"
Level 20 Hat
★ Unusual Effect: Community Sparkle
See that Hightower? You can cap it! It just works!

( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

Unusual Skullcracker
Level 22 Special Taunt
★ Unusual Effect: '72
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.

Unusual Square Dance
Level 68 Special Taunt
★ Unusual Effect: Roaring Rockets
This is a partner taunt. Press the taunt key to toggle.

Tux
Limited Level 1-100 Mascot
Linux represent!

Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
Level 1 - 100 Hat
"I had to play a shitty Sandvich stacking game for 20 hours to get this."

( Not Tradable )

Dream Items

Valve please make these items real and give me free Self-Made versions of them kthnxbai.

Golden Ghastly Gibus

Golden Ghastly Gibus
Limited Level 79 Hat
Imbued with an ancient power
It was said that King Midas was the first person ever to wear a gibus. It was also said that the world was flat. Good times.

( Achievement Item: Not Tradable )

Unusual Buds

Unusual Earbuds
Limited Level 1-100 Hat
Unusual Effect: Disco Beat Down
OSX represent!

Achievables!

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Reason
Potato Fan Potato lover.	Lord Tarko	Wikichievement unlocked! Q:Why you did this? A:I don't know, but i did it. So take care, and welcome to the most funny place of the world!

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Reason
Photo Bomb Continuously upload and add screenshots to articles.	Lord Tarko	Wikichievement unlocked! So... you did it! Everyday uploading a lot of map images and other things. (References: Thunder (CTF), Foundry (CTF), Gorge (Capture the Flag), Coal Town, Snowplow‎). Anyway, you do a good work with locations too. Keep in mind: I'm a stalker.

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Reason
Helping Hand Help other users to improve the Team Fortress Wiki with constant tips and coordination.	HyperDan	Wikichievement unlocked! You've been an amazing guide in helping me get used to the wiki and how it works. I think you deserve this, buddy.

Wikichievement	Awarded by	Reason
The Trivial Inquisition Carefully moderate new trivia additions based on the value they add to the article.	Lawd-Tarko	Wikichievement unlocked! Excellent stalker, constantly checking trivia sections and such.