Template:PatchDiff/June 13, 2013 Patch/tf/resource/tf english.txt

94319431"TF_robo_all_spybot_Desc" "These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math."

94329432"TF_robo_pyro_birdcage" "Bolted Birdcage" // ADD THE

94339433"TF_robo_pyro_birdcage_Desc" "You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama \"The Birdcage\" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This."

9434N/A 

94359434"TF_gunpointcoilhat" "Crosslinker's Coil" // ADD THE

94369435"TF_gunpointcoilhat_Desc" "Did you know: before the mercenary fashion world discovered the obvious style and mental health benefits of wearing 22 feet of powered electrical cable around your head, people once wore hatbands made from 'silk' or other barely-lethal textiles! Strange but true."

N/A9436"TF_tw2_greek_helm" "Centurion" // ADD THE

N/A9437"TF_tw2_greek_helm_Desc" "Unlike those cheap knock-offs, the brush part of THIS centurion helmet is made from the HEAD hair of your fallen enemies."

N/A9438"TF_tw2_greek_armor" "Steel Sixpack" // ADD THE

N/A9439"TF_tw2_greek_armor_Desc" "This wrought-iron cuirass has been exactingly molded from the imaginary muscles you wish you had."

N/A9440"TF_tw2_cheetah_head" "Beastly Bonnet" // ADD THE

N/A9441"TF_tw2_cheetah_head_Desc" "This ceremonial headdress tells your enemies that you have the heart of a lion, the strength of a bear, the speed of a cheetah, and the rotting head of a cheetah."

N/A9442"TF_tw2_cheetah_robe" "Cheet Sheet" // ADD THE

N/A9443"TF_tw2_cheetah_robe_Desc" "This cheetah-print skirt intimidates on the battlefield while allowing for freedom of movement. Let's be honest, it doesn't do a bad job of showing off those man-curves either."

N/A9444"TF_tw2_demo_hood" "Tartan Shade" // ADD THE

N/A9445"TF_tw2_demo_hood_Desc" "This patterned cloak lets you skulk undetected in any plaid-covered shadows."

N/A9446"TF_tw2_demo_pants" "Tartantaloons" // ADD THE

N/A9447"TF_tw2_demo_pants_Desc" "Are these Scottish pantaloons historically accurate? You got us. Why don't you go ask your boyfriend History?"

N/A9448"TF_tw2_roman_wreath" "Hardy Laurel" // ADD THE

N/A9449"TF_tw2_roman_wreath_Desc" "This bundle of spray painted sticks signified that you were a philosopher king in primitive cultures like Ancient Rome and present-day Canada."

N/A9450 

N/A9451"TF_brotherhood_2" "Brotherhood of Arms" // ADD THE

N/A9452"TF_brotherhood_2_Desc" "Straight outta 2Fort."

N/A9453"TF_riflemans_rallycap" "Well-Rounded Rifleman" // ADD THE

N/A9454"TF_riflemans_rallycap_Desc" "The smooth lines of this versatile number will be instantly vaguely familiar to anyone who's ever seen a train conductor, been arrested in France, or fought in the U.S. Civil War."

N/A9455"TF_jogon" "Breakneck Baggies" // ADD THE

N/A9456"TF_jogon_Desc" "Combining the comfort of pajamas with the genital-concealing subterfuge of pants, these aerodynamic trackies will let your enemies know you're a man of mystery who probably got a good night's sleep."

N/A9457"TF_enlightened_mann" "Powdered Practitioner" // ADD THE

N/A9458"TF_enlightened_mann_Desc" "An integral part of any travel survival kit, this wig will help you escape Disney World if the Hall of Presidents ever comes to life. Comes with tri-corn hat in case Pirates of the Caribbean comes to life instead."

N/A9459"TF_pocket_protector" "Pocket Pyro" // ADD THE

N/A9460"TF_pocket_protector_Desc" "Loneliness is the world's deadliest silent killer. Next to carbon monoxide. But cuddle up to this adorable firebug, hold your breath, and you'll be free to concentrate on loud killers like car crashes and Freddy Krueger."

N/A9461"TF_cloud_crasher" "Cloud Crasher" // ADD THE

N/A9462"TF_cloud_crasher_Desc" "This paratrooper's helmet keeps your head safe while you jump out of planes. Show those birds who's boss! Teach some fluffy little clouds what they'll get if you ever catch them around your sky again!"

N/A9463"TF_facestabber" "Pom-Pommed Provocateur" // ADD THE

N/A9464"TF_facestabber_Desc" "The thick woolen pom-pom stitched to the top of this ski mask is filled with poison, in case you are captured by people who want information on why you look ridiculous."

N/A9465"TF_mail_bomber" "Dark Age Defender" // ADD THE

N/A9466"TF_mail_bomber_Desc" "This knight's armor will repell anything someone from the 12th century might throw at you, be it a rock, a sword, a thatched cottage or a Merlin."

N/A9467"TF_diehard_dynafil" "Tyurtlenek" // ADD THE

N/A9468"TF_diehard_dynafil_Desc" "Around the skinny neck of an intellectual, jewel thief or Frenchman, a turtleneck tells people: \"Please open-hand slap me in the face.\" On the iron frame of the Heavy, it says only: \"I wear what I want.\""

N/A9469"TF_hazeguard" "Mair Mask" // ADD THE

N/A9470"TF_hazeguard_Desc" "Comes with a full can of MAIR, Mann Co.'s air substitute! One part nitrogen, no parts oxygen, NINE parts electrolytes—Mair gives regular air a kick in the pants for manly lungs on the go."

N/A9471 

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94389473 

94399474"TF_BreatherBag" "Breather Bag" // ADD THE