Template:PatchDiff/December 23, 2011 Patch/team fortress 2 content.gcf/tf/resource/tf english.txt

526526"TF_Brainiac_Goggles" "Brainiac Goggles" // ADD THE

527527"TF_Brainiac_Goggles_Desc" "Being prescription shooting goggles that endeavor to relieve the eye from the reflection off one's gun barrel whilst also correcting Diplopia, Strabismus, 'Nervous Vision', Early-Onset Old-Eye, and several other varieties of structural defect."

528528"TF_DRG_CopperBadge" "Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest"

529N/A"TF_DRG_CopperBadge_Desc" "Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one’s commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child."

N/A529"TF_DRG_CopperBadge_Desc" "Being a water-soluble, highly poisonous copper crest offering mute testament to one's commitment to the sciences. Prolonged exposure may cause tissue putridity, muscle atrophy and bone softening in the infirm, elderly and those graced with child."

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531531// DRG Pyro Pack

532532"TF_Phlogistinator" "Phlogistinator" // ADD THE

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540540"TF_GrordbortPyro_Tank" "Moonman Backpack" // ADD THE

541541"TF_GrordbortPyro_Tank_Desc" "Being a repository of the foundational ingredients necessary for a body to live a life of leisure in space—namely one part oxygen, one part mercury, and twelve parts laudanum."

542542"TF_DRG_SilverBadge" "Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest"

543N/A"TF_DRG_SilverBadge_Desc" "Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one’s commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God’s Earth."

N/A543"TF_DRG_SilverBadge_Desc" "Being a highly malleable, thoroughly combustible silver crest that declares one's commitment, and intention, to immolate all creatures on God's Earth."

544544 

545545"TF_ArmoredAuthority" "Armored Authority"

546546"TF_FancyDressUniform" "Fancy Dress Uniform"

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745745"TF_Bundle_DrGrordbortMoonbrainPack" "Dr. Grordbort's Moonbrain Double Pack"

746746"TF_Bundle_DrGrordbortMoonbrainPack_Desc" "Grab the whole pack of Dr. Grordbort items for the Pyro and the Engineer, designed by WETA Workshop!"

747747 

748N/A"TF_Bundle_Winter2011ScoutElf" "Santa’s Little Accomplice Bundle"

N/A748"TF_Bundle_Winter2011ScoutElf" "Santa's Little Accomplice Bundle"

749749"TF_Bundle_Winter2011ScoutElf_Desc" "As seen in the timeless holiday classic, A Smissmas Story:"

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751751"TF_Bundle_DeusExPromo" "The Manno-Technology Bundle"

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12141214"TF_Saint_Pin_Desc" "" // ADD THE

12151215 

12161216"TF_TrnHat" "Point and Shoot" // ADD THE

1217N/A"TF_TrnHat_Desc" "The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can’t) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run."

N/A1217"TF_TrnHat_Desc" "The next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run."

12181218"TF_TrnHelmet" "War Head" // ADD THE

12191219"TF_TrnHelmet_Desc" "Protect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask."

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13111311 

13121312// Christmas 2011

13131313"TF_ShinyBauls" "Ornament Armament" // ADD THE

1314N/A"TF_ShinyBauls_Desc" "Just a like the Soldier’s actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental. "

N/A1314"TF_ShinyBauls_Desc" "Just a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental. "

13151315"TF_SandvichSafe" "Sandvich Safe" // ADD THE

13161316"TF_SandvichSafe_Desc" "Keep sandvich safe with sandvich safe. Okay, is good, no more description. Buy."

13171317"TF_IncineratorsInsulator" "Head Warmer" // ADD THE

1318N/A"TF_IncineratorsInsulator_Desc" "This incinerator’s insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain."

N/A1318"TF_IncineratorsInsulator_Desc" "This incinerator's insulator keeps your head a perfect 105 degrees, while muffling the hallucinations brought on by wearing a hat that slowly cooks your brain."

13191319"TF_TouchingStory" "Outback Intellectual" // ADD THE

13201320"TF_TouchingStory_Desc" "Argyle. Pipe-smoking. Individually, they make you look like an idiot. Together, they make you look smart AND stylish! Just like Umberto Eco!"

13211321"TF_ItsyBitsySpyer" "Itsy Bitsy Spyer" // ADD THE

13221322"TF_ItsyBitsySpyer_Desc" "Say, Engie! Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT WRENCH!"

13231323"TF_AllFather" "All-Father" // ADD THE

1324N/A"TF_AllFather_Desc" "Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it’s possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!"

N/A1324"TF_AllFather_Desc" "Throughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization!"

13251325"TF_JingleHell" "Jingle Belt" // ADD THE

13261326"TF_JingleHell_Desc" "Slay-bells will be ringing in the slow-roasted ears of your burn victims."

13271327"TF_Gifting_Badge" "Spirit Of Giving"

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13291329"TF_MasculineMittens" "Holiday Punch" // ADD THE

13301330"TF_MasculineMittens_Desc" "Be the life of the war party with these laugh-inducing punch-mittens."

13311331"TF_Winter2011_EngineerStocking" "Stocking Stuffer" // ADD THE

1332N/A"TF_Winter2011_EngineerStocking_Desc" "No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It’s already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa."

N/A1332"TF_Winter2011_EngineerStocking_Desc" "No need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa."

13331333"TF_Winter2011_WinterFurCap" "Brown Bomber" // ADD THE

1334N/A"TF_Winter2011_WinterFurCap_Desc" "Celebrate Canada’s birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister’s ceremonial dress hat."

N/A1334"TF_Winter2011_WinterFurCap_Desc" "Celebrate Canada's birthday, on whatever day that happens, with this commemorative Canadian Prime Minister's ceremonial dress hat."

13351335"TF_SoldierWinterCoat" "Kringle Collection" // ADD THE

13361336"TF_SoldierWinterCoat_Desc" "Do the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle."

13371337"TF_TheElf" "Big Elfin Deal" // ADD THE

1338N/A"TF_TheElf_Desc" "You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I’m gonna kick your teeth in."

N/A1338"TF_TheElf_Desc" "You ask me if I wanna be a dentist one more time, pal, I'm gonna kick your teeth in."

13391339"TF_Scout_Elf_Boots" "Bootie Time" // ADD THE

1340N/A"TF_Scout_Elf_Boots_Desc" "You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa’s sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man."

N/A1340"TF_Scout_Elf_Boots_Desc" "You dasher! You dancer! You prancer! You VIXEN! Pull Santa's sleigh all by yourself, you sexy little man."

13411341"TF_Winter2011_Ebenezer" "Ebenezer" // ADD THE

13421342"TF_Winter2011_Ebenezer_Desc" "If you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmass spirit by Steam User Jacen."

13431343"TF_Winter2011_GiftHat" "Holiday Headcase" // ADD THE

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13451345"TF_Winter2011_SantaHat" "B.M.O.C." // ADD THE

13461346"TF_Winter2011_SantaHat_Desc" "Be the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat!"

13471347"TF_SpyCicle" "Spy-cicle" // ADD THE

1348N/A"TF_SpyCicle_Desc" "It’s the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can’t buy that in stores."

N/A1348"TF_SpyCicle_Desc" "It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores."

13491349"TF_BallBuster" "Wrap Assassin" // ADD THE

13501350"TF_BallBuster_Desc" "These lovely festive ornaments are so beautifully crafted, your enemies are going to want to see them close up. Indulge them by batting those fragile glass bulbs into their eyes at 90 mph."

13511351"TF_FoundryAchievementHat" "Full Head Of Steam" // ADD THE

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41164116"TF_Set_Heavy_Halloween_2011" "The FrankenHeavy"

41174117"TF_Set_Sniper_Halloween_2011" "The Camper Van Helsing"

41184118"TF_Set_Engineer_Halloween_2011" "The Brundle Bundle"

4119N/A"TF_Set_Scout_Winter_2011" "Santa’s Little Accomplice"

N/A4119"TF_Set_Scout_Winter_2011" "Santa's Little Accomplice"

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41214121"TF_Date_GMT" " GMT" // deprecated!